The most creative text message

The most creative information is as follows:

1, I heard that you have been awesome recently. Putin will help you get off the plane, Bush will be your driver, Madonna will accompany you up the stairs, Kim Hee Seon will roast your chicken, Andy Lau will take out the garbage, and even I will send you a text message.

2. One day, my classmates and I went to the canteen to eat. Because there were too many people, we decided to pack up and eat, so we squeezed in to order. When a friend wants to wrap bean sprouts, he is called: Auntie, I want to explode my teeth.

From the day I met you, I really understood what happiness is and what missing is. It is my wish to have you. Although we can only meet once a month, I want to say: I am very happy to have you and my salary.

4. The mighty male sheep holds its head high and goes forward bravely, bringing blessings to the world. Congratulations on opening the door to accept the wealth of the "sheep". The auspicious sheep licks away your melancholy and enjoys happiness, health and happiness. I wish you no troubles in the Year of the Sheep and fruitful career and love.

5. People are really tired when they are alive. Standing thinking about sleeping, getting on the bus and queuing up, unrequited love is really painful, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, work is particularly tired, robbery is not enough, making money has to pay taxes, and texting silly pigs has to be charged.

6. God gave me a cornucopia, and it's embarrassing to think about it. If I accidentally miss you once, I will become a you; I can't stop thinking about it and it can't stop changing. In the end, you are all over the house, and I am worried: why do you feed so many little mice?

7, Liu Lang loves Liu Niang, Liu Niang misses Niu Lang, Niu Lang loves Liu Niang every year, Liu Niang misses Niu Lang every year, Lang Lianniang comes to read Lang, loves Niang, loves Lang, loves Lang, and is a small sample. You can count my white hair if you can't get around it.

8. You are an intern in a mental hospital, and the patient is after you with a kitchen knife. You turned around and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me.

9. A man and a woman are talking on the phone. M: Is our relationship still feasible? Woman: A key on the mobile phone. The man was overjoyed and asked, is it the replay button? Woman: No, it's hands-free.

10. When you receive my message, please accept my invitation. I'll treat you to: Happy appetizing soup, chaotic happy noodles, good luck boiled fish, safe tender chicken rice and a bottle of happy wine. We will do it together. I'm drunk, you pay.