Funny sentences to make the anchor happy

1. Love is complementary. When you think that your boyfriend is terrible because you are too good, you will not be so angry.

2. Don’t wait, the person you love will never come. He is a piece of trash who spends all day online eating chicken.

3. Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because once you get married, life will be hard for you!

4. I have no ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

5. If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won’t be lonely.

6. What makes a great person is not how many people have a background, but how many people can support them.

7. Which eight words can make a man go through thick and thin! Just a phone call away! Come have a drink, it’s all women!

8. WeChat is all about news, QQ is all about push notifications, and text messages are all about 10086. Okay, okay, I am happy alone.

9. People still need to go out for a walk more often, otherwise they will not know how comfortable it is to play with mobile phones at home.

10. Wallet, what’s wrong with you? Wallet, answer me. Wallet, why are you losing weight again? Wake up.