April Fool's Day SMS Daquan

1. Weather forecast: RMB will be deposited in this area tonight, there will be checks in the northwest sometimes, and there will be gold bars in some areas! The meteorological department reminds the public to prepare big sacks and get ready to make a fortune! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are wearing uniforms, full of energy, neatly arranged, and walking through your body with vigorous steps. ...

4. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't be connected, please drop it on the ground as hard as possible, and the mobile phone will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Dear users, your mobile phone currently has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. The wolf came to the pigsty, and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. It is reported that a few days ago, Iraqi armed forces hung your jade photo on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit and die. After investigation and evidence collection by the United Nations, it is confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, so run quickly. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!

10. Since I met you, you should know your place in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are … two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. You have an angelic appearance, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day.

12. You were practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after you with a kitchen knife. You turned and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off ... today is April Fool's Day.

14. Send you the zodiac: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, lovely as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and dragon as a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

15. The sky is gray and wild. The hope for this year-it's too slim. Shuiwan Bay, a long road, a day without money-it's too long, there are many tall buildings, and people come and go. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Happy April Fool's Day.

16. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck. Happy April Fool's Day!

17. I sent you this message for ten cents to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

18. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!

19. I think I have known you for a long time. You are a special, extreme, rare, unusual and lovely fool. Hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together. I said emotionally, my youngest son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass by me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you. Happy April Fool's Day!

22. I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once we say it, we won't even have friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

23. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!

24. Xiao Lv said to mother donkey, Mom, someone sent me a malicious message before April Fool's Day, and I can't come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, the pig will come back. If it is a donkey, we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. Psychological test: If you race with a bear, you hope: 1, you run fast; 2, as fast; You are slower than a bear ... answer: 1, you are not even as good as an animal; 2. You are an animal; 3. You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

26. It's late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day. You may have fallen asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you ... Happy April Fool's Day!

27. A beautiful little pig ran up to you and looked at you admiringly, wagging its tail and its ass. I sang a song for you: I will be you when I grow up! Happy April Fool's Day!

29. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by, and a potato became more and more moist: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived. Happy April Fool's Day!

30. April Fool's Day is coming in a few days. Here, I remind you to be careful! Don't worry, I won't lie to you. How could I embarrass you, such a lovely pig!

3 1. I once had a sincere love, which I didn't cherish. You'll regret losing it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

32. I dreamed of you last night: eating a Manchu banquet and living in Shangri-La; Get dressed and take a Cadillac; Look at the scene and enjoy a happy life; Travel around the world, lottery period ... wish April Fool's Day dream come true!

33. It's wood that makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages. Happy April Fool's Day!

34. A person died suddenly this morning. The cause of death is very rare. According to reliable sources, this person was reading the Encyclopedia of Fools, and the forensic examination confirmed that this person was stupid to death.

35. If you want to travel abroad, sincere friends will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say, reform well and try to reduce the sentence! Happy April Fool's Day!

36. Do you know? I dreamed of you last night. We walked by the river and snuggled together. You looked down at my eyes and said three words affectionately: woof-woof. Happy April Fool's Day!

37. Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Grandpa, lend me the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day!

Now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin is pink and your face is soft, it means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over.

You look very abstract! You look hazy! You look fuzzy! You look very ... strange! Give me a break. I really can't describe you. I have never seen a ghost.

At midnight, the sound of the pendulum rang again, and my endless loneliness flooded like darkness. I miss you so much, but where did I abandon you mercilessly? My sleeping pills!

40, honey! When I ride my bike uphill, what I miss most is the motivation you gave me. I have you in the back seat of my car, and going uphill is full of pleasure, as long as you fart!

4 1 Want to say goodbye to you. It breaks my heart to see your innocent words on your face. Why did I choose deeply, but I had to give up in a hurry? I want to keep you around forever, but my mother said "pigs are not allowed in the city"!

On a cold winter morning, you struggled to paddle in the pool, breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, freestyle and amazing diving! The old man on the shore was anxious: "I'm going to have an exam!" You drank up the cesspool and didn't let me farm! "

What's the matter with 43? Call mobile phone, voice prompt: You dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it, I dialed it again, and the voice prompt: the owner was killed!

Before, I only knew that piggy could hum songs because he couldn't talk, but then I met you, and I realized that you can hum songs better than piggy. I'm talking about you, and you're still humming!

I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!

I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other!

You are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!

You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you ... beast!

Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. As you said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! ! Smooth my lost heart.

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Forward this message 3 times and you will get lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and spend 2 yuan!

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north of Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence makes me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest and walking slowly, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.

You go! Find someone worthy of your love … I don't know you well enough. I know that some things can't be forced and some distances can't be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really can't believe you left with someone else for a bone.

57 nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart!

A cricket bet a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, how can I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

Festivals are just a cover for fun, and happiness is the best policy. So it doesn't hurt to be fooled on April Fool's Day. After all, everyone wants to be relaxed and happy. Don't take it seriously if it's not too much.