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Asking girls to reply to “annoying” New Year text messages
The most disgusting courtship text messages in history, a collection of disgusting love words
To you, I have surrendered unconditionally, you just need to sign a love contract, otherwise no one will want me!!! I have Get ready to have your rights halved and your obligations doubled....
I miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.
Wife: I won’t beat you to death, nor will I scold you to death. My conspiracy is to kill you.
You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the toothpaste and I am the brush, you are the blackboard and I am the eraser, you are the bee and I am the flower, you are Hami and I am the melon, if you don’t love me, I will commit suicide. I give you the stars and the moon, as long as you say I love you!
Don’t believe in roses, they are expensive and easy to wither. If you want to believe in them, just believe in my tears that are 100 degrees Celsius high: I love you! As long as you give me a glass of boiled water every day, I can flow it for you every day. Love SMS
Husband, husband, I love you, just like an old farmer growing rice, serving you carefully, waiting for you to slowly turn into rice, loving you and wanting to eat you, then I will start growing rice again.
Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are the phoenix in the sky flying and flying, and I am the jackal on the ground chasing and chasing you. I neither beat you nor scold you. I torture you with my emotions.
My pretty girl, I love you like a mouse loves rice. You are my bread when I am hungry. You are the fruit knife when I commit suicide. You are my heart, you are my liver, you are Three quarters of my life!
The new three obediences and four virtues: follow your wife when you go out, obey your wife’s orders, blindly follow your wife when she is wrong; wait for your wife to put on makeup, remember your wife’s birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings and scoldings.
Article 1 of "The Complete Handbook of the Model Husband": The wife is always right. Rule 2: If your wife is wrong, please refer to Rule 1.
If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will live and die!
You are crazy, I am stupid. I am so lingering that I have no teeth! Sweet words
You are the tree, I am the vine, I surround you; you are the lamp, I am the oil , I consume you; you are the cake, I am the pot, I bake you; you are the tea, I am the water, I soak you.
Loving you for ten thousand years is an exaggeration! Loving you for five thousand years is hopeless! Loving you for a thousand years is absurd! Loving you for a hundred years is too long! Loving you for 70 consecutive years, as long as you are healthy, This is my strong point!!
The clouds look like clothes, the flowers look like looks, I am thinking about you and my face is red.
I must make you the second happiest person in the world---because with you, I am already the happiest person! Words to make girls happy
If you were a fish, I would like a fishnet to catch you; if you were the mountain, I would like the river on the side of the mountain to surround you; if you were a steamed bun, Then I am a bowl of mutton soup and I want to soak you.
I dare not say that I love you. I am afraid that if I do, I will die immediately. I am not afraid of death. I am afraid that after I die, no one will love you like me!
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