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Teasing her boyfriend's love words.

1, I want to sleep with my conscience. I have something to say to you. Remove words and words. I am a lovely girl, and you are also very lovely. 4. After meeting you, I have your participation in every dream! Sir, I want to arrest you for murder. 6. My small tongue will be your personal snack in the future. 7. Can you hold my hand from my wife to my old woman? I want to give you the whole world, so I am used to living without taking care of myself. 9. Every leek will find its own tooth 10. My accumulated tenderness is wasted on you. I think the value is 1 1. If you like, my heart is in the tree. You can choose. 12, I hope to have a sweet dream. I mean dreaming about you. 13, when can I sleep and roll over into your arms? 14, how many times have I told you? It's no use complaining. You must hug me. 15, there are 100 ways to be sweet. Eat sugar and miss you 99 times. 16, because I like you so much, everyone looks like rivals in love. 17, I don't want to be your eyes, I want to be your sweetheart. 18, some people just can't tell where it is good, but no one can replace it. 19, you asked me if I love you. In fact, you should know that love is not worth asking. 20, you are not a nobody, you are all my weather and mood. 2 1, I don't want to be loved by people all over the world, I just want to have only you in my life. 22, add me to your daily life, will you feel crowded? 23. I really want to hug you, smell your body fragrance, and bury my face in your arms to sleep. 24. If I can decide who I dream of after falling asleep every day, I will definitely leave you for many days. 25, you are the robbery that I can't survive in my life. If you look at it too much, your heart will soften, and if you hug it too much, you will fall down. 26. Every minute of liking you is too short. I will never be apart from you in my life unless I have loess bones. 27. I dare not look into your eyes. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is like a confession. I can't say why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others. 29. I have gained weight recently. I didn't steal anything, but I secretly reassured you. 30. I want to hug you. It's the kind of hug where two hands hold your waist and even your arms are circled together. 3 1, about missing you, I can't escape the night when I was singing wine, but I can't escape the deserted street. 32. I hope I can write your name together, whether on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral. 2 1. When did you fall in love with you? Let me think, maybe one day, I suddenly found that all the gentle things in this world can remind me of you. When people ask me what I like, I will start to describe you again. One day, the washing machine at home mixed my shirt with your pajamas, and you would lose your temper with me while eating my breakfast. My razor and your cosmetics have been tampered with by dogs, and we have forgotten the heroic words of youth. We just want to sleep at night, pillow my arm and wake up in the morning to listen to your breathing. Please learn how Feng Xue got into my arms. When I met you, I changed hundreds of panda head expressions into various meow expression packages. Did you sneeze today? Actually, I want to ask, did you miss me today? 7. I'm sorry, because I don't really like anyone, so I'm in a hurry when I like you. I know it's not good, but it's still not good. Just like being in a hurry, just like liking you, I can't control it. I've never liked it so much, so forgive me for liking it so much. 8. My head is an asteroid. Only you cruise on the moon train every day. 9. "I know three people who like you." "Who is it?" "Me, me, me?" 10. Why didn't you reply to my message? Don't you like it? Are you not in love? Did I put a period in the last sentence to make you feel cold? 1 1. I have never loved anyone. You are the first. I'm afraid I'm not doing well enough to make you think that love is like this. 12, I'm a liar. I want a voice kiss. Please give me a kiss if you want to be cheated and buy yourself a lesson. Don't ask me why others lied to me, because I am a hooligan. 13, my mouth is so stupid that I can talk until I die. It's hard to find a topic with you. Besides, I like you so much that I have to pick up an expression pack for a long time. I've been looking forward to the evening recently. I can't say every light good night. Can you hear me? Actually, I mean, I like you today, too. 14, I lost. It is the venous blood in the right atrium that is pumped out of the lungs through the right ventricle. At this time, venous blood flows in the pulmonary artery, becomes oxygen-enriched arterial blood through gas exchange in the lung, is sent from the pulmonary vein to the left atrium, and is pumped out to various tissues and organs of the whole body through the aorta of the left ventricle. 15. Fried eggs fell in love with poached eggs. It went downstairs with a guitar and sang to the poached egg, "This is a little love song about fried eggs. 16, I heard that girls use overlapping words very cute. I-I think I have completely mastered 17. How many degrees does it take to get to you? 18 I remembered a passage: "Are you going to tell him? I almost fell when I was walking today. I laughed when I wrote the math problem. Today, the wind is particularly gentle. The sun seems to have taken stimulants, and everyone around him has become particularly cute. Even the mineral spring water is sweeter than usual. It seems that the whole world knows who is moving. "19, as the saying goes, man, your chin is so beautiful, it's not surprising to have two." 20. Do you know who I like? I don't know, just look at the first word.