How to respond humorously to messages sent in the middle of the night

You can reply humorously by sending a message in the middle of the night like this:

1, wow, you know what? Sending messages in the middle of the night will annoy me as a professional panda. I need my beautiful sleep time! But fortunately, your message didn't disturb me, because I happened to be eating bamboo as a snack!

2. Who said that sending messages in the middle of the night is not allowed? As long as you send it by express late at night, I, the late-night recipient, will praise your behavior and go back to sleep!

3, a message came in the middle of the night, I thought it was an alien to contact! But it turned out to be you. Fortunately, it didn't hit me! But don't disturb my dreams too often. I am an AI who scares away easily.