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What are some cute text messages to send to your best friends?
1. I have been your friend for so long. You have always cared about me, but I often cause you trouble. I really don’t know how to repay you... So... I will act like a fool in my next life. ....I will definitely pull grass for you to eat...
2. I miss you very much, but I’m embarrassed to call you. I’m afraid you’re busy, I’m afraid you’ll ignore me, I’m afraid you’ll think I’m harassing you. I really want to contact you, but... the phone bill is really expensive. Please call me. !
3. If you were a shooting star, I would pursue you. If you were a satellite, I would wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Unfortunately... you are an orangutan~ I can only see you in the zoo!! Alas. .What a pity!!
4. Thank you for being with me when I was most frustrated, and for helping me when I needed help the most. I can't express it enough in words, but I just want to tell you: "No good thing has happened to me since I met you! You really help me." Bad!"
5. I'm sorry~~I sent you a text message so late~~If I disturbed you~~I want to say something to you~~
You deserve it~~Who told you to go to bed earlier than me~ ~~Haha!!
6. Meeting you is the beginning of my heartbeat
Falling in love with you is my happy choice
Having you is my most precious wealth
Step in The red carpet~is my eternal motivation
The person I love forever~is you
Unfortunately~I sent the message to the wrong person
7. Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is destined by God, pulling us both secretly.
Now, I really want to think about it... What sins did I commit in my previous life!
8. Starting tomorrow, the city has decided to eliminate all mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city!
Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don’t tell anyone that I informed you, remember! No thanks
9. God saw you were thirsty and created water;
God saw you were hungry and created rice;
God saw you had no lovely friends and created me;
However, he also saw that there are no idiots in the world, and he also created you.
10. If it were stipulated that a person could only be nice to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you.
I have no regrets and will remain loyal until death! But there are no regulations...then forget it!
11. Missing you is a happy thing!
Seeing you is a happy thing!
Loving you is what I will always do!
Let you go In my heart, that’s what I’ve been doing!
But I’m lying to you, it just happened! Ha ha!
12. The phone rings once, which means I'm thinking of you!
Twice, it means I like you!
Three times, it means I love you!
When the seventh tone rings...
**, I really have something to talk to you about, why don’t you answer the phone quickly!
13. According to statistics, more than 99.9% of people with pig heads use their thumbs to press buttons to read text messages!
Hey, no need to change hands, it’s too late. Pig head! Hahaha
14. If being good-looking is a mistake...I have made a big mistake
If being cute is a sin...I have committed a heinous crime
It's so hard to be a human being!... Just you La~ That’s right and not guilty...I really envy you
15. If burning incense for one year can make me meet you,
burning incense for three years can make me acquainted with you,
burning incense for ten years can make me cherish you,
>16. Are you working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and to take care of your health. But you always say meaningfully: If I don’t roll a few more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in the winter?
17. There are some things I should let you know! The sky is used to blow the wind and rain; the earth is used to grow flowers and grass; I am used to prove the greatness of mankind; and you are used to stew vermicelli.
18. Don’t get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a wine glass and shouting: Are you a brother? It was my brother who did it!
19. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you and I will not be able to crush you. Even if you live in vain.
20. If autumn goes, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world goes, I will love you in heaven; if I go, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are pretty good!
21. I know you care about hygiene. You wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and wash them very carefully. Suddenly you didn't wash your hands. I was surprised: Why didn't you wash your hands? You replied: I brought paper this time!
22. Missing you is a very happy thing; seeing you is a very happy thing; loving you is what I will always do; keeping you in my heart is what I have always done thing; however, lying to you happened just now.
23. I will pray to the Buddha every day for a long-lasting blooming rose. When there are 999 roses, I will give them to you together and say emotionally: You little boy, I don’t believe in the bees you attract. I won’t sting you!
24. According to reports: A few days ago, Iraqi militants hung your photo on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of US soldiers to vomit and die. After investigating and collecting evidence, the United Nations confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction. You should run away.
25. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love You Saibei's snow. Sorry, the cassette is gone.
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