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Cute copy of sand sculpture
Cute copy of sand sculpture
1. Ask yourself every day: Has my overbearing president not come yet?
2. Ask yourself every day: hasn't the richest man in the world found my left-behind daughter?
3. Ask yourself every day: Didn't my dad tell me he was a rich second generation?
4. If meat can be spent as money, I will be as rich as an enemy.
5. Find someone who can make you laugh. I can't. I can only make you cry.
6. Some people look glamorous every day on the surface, but in fact they steal my energy every morning behind my back.
7. If you take a little time to get to know me, you will find that you have wasted a little time.
8. Dear users, you have successfully subscribed to my circle of friends, and you will see me talking to myself for 24 hours, 1 yuan/month, 1 yuan/year, replying to you. You are so cute. I love to unsubscribe.
9. It is difficult to drink 8 glasses of water every day, but to drink 8 cups of milk tea, you only need one sentence: I'll buy you a drink.
1. The earth is not easy to mix. I'm going to stay away from human men.
11. It is necessary to strike up a conversation in one step: Hello, are you buried together?
12. Actually, I'm the same as other princesses. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knights have to charge a delivery fee, some for 3 yuan, and some for 5 yuan.
13. I met an old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so embarrassed now. I only put a coin in my bowl.
14. Me: Talking to myself, I won the fancy singles competition. I am so powerful, do you plan to like it?
15. I asked him why he didn't return my messages. He said that he was afraid of infecting me with a cold. It was really sweet!
16. As long as you sit down with a calm heart, the toilet seat will not be too cold.
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