What witty and humorous Spring Festival greeting messages are there?

in the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall. See, the countless stars in front of you are my blessing.

You are wanted on New Year's Eve. Your crimes are: 1. Being too kind to your friends and being loyal enough; 2, youthful face, bright smile. The verdict of this court is as follows: punish you for being my friend for life, without appeal!

In order to thank my friends for their concern for me for many years, I held a reward activity on the eve of the Spring Festival. Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Spring Festival short message worth RMB 1 free of charge. Congratulations on winning the prize.

The Year of the Rooster is coming, and I wish you a "rooster" feeling. May your life be extremely uplifting and you can grasp every "rooster" opportunity that makes you rich. Keep the "chicken" skin young and full of life. Remember to keep in touch often, but don't always turn off the "chicken"

here's an egg for you: the first layer is hard; The second layer is persistent; The third layer is white; There is the beginning of new hope and the coming of victory in the middle. I hope it can find the life you want for you. Happy Year of the Rooster!

You are my cotton-padded jacket in winter, the light bulb in the night, the bread in hunger and the ice cream in summer. I have nothing without you this Spring Festival. I wish you a happy new year only by writing my thoughts into short messages.

Old friend, the Spring Festival is here again. I wish you in the Year of the Rooster: 1 Ma Pingchuan has 2 million assets, 3 roads ahead, 4 Haifengyuan 5-star hotels, 6 dishes, 1 bowl, 7 happiness, 8 prestige, 9 meals, 1 o'clock to work, and happy every day!

In the Year of the Rooster, I wish you "money" is as rich as the East China Sea, "thinness" is more enjoyable than Nanshan and "chicken", and "Xin" is happy in spring!

when the new year comes, please observe four basic principles: guard the god of wealth to the end, hold happiness to the end, embrace good luck to the end, and carry love to the end! Please strictly abide by it until the revolution wins!

Close your eyes, my little wish will fly to your window like a beautiful meteor in the New Year's Eve, draw the most beautiful light and shadow in the sky and bring the warmest wishes, and hit you head-on to see where you hide!

Santa Claus is gone, and so is Grandpa on New Year's Day. When we are about to bid farewell to the old year and welcome the new year, we will ask them to bring you four dishes and one soup: braise in soy sauce, steam love, stir-fry money, boil water for health, and have a happy holiday soup.

Once upon a time, there was an idiot who gathered all the idiots in the world for a meal. In order to commemorate this activity, he designated this day as "Stupid Festival" and was still stunned. Happy "Stupid Festival"! The emperor said: The Year of the Rooster has arrived, and a special red envelope is given, which contains two thousand happiness, two thousand happiness and two thousand smiles ... I wish your family a happy smile.

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Dear, I can't be with you at this moment, but I use my deepest thoughts to let the cloud bring my blessing to embellish your sweet dreams. May you have happiness and my lifelong sweet companionship!

"get up and eat." I can hear it every morning at home. I can't go home this Spring Festival, and I can't hear my parents calling me like this, but I will meditate on this love together with my wishes to you.

I grew up with your love, and now I will repay you with more love when I grow up, my dearest-Dad and Mom! Happy new year, this year I will make my parents proud of me.

I can't serve my parents again this Spring Festival. Don't be too tired for the Chinese New Year, and don't worry about me. I just wish my parents good health and happiness every day.

Mother, you gave me life, and I became your eternal concern. In this Spring Festival when I can't be around, I will weave my love for you into a short message, wishing my mother health and happiness every day.

The soft morning breeze carries the boat I miss and swings into your blue sea; Continuous blessing rides on my holiday wish and sails for your romantic feelings. My dear, happy Spring Festival, miss me as much as I miss you!

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the new year has come to a new atmosphere. May your health be like a tumbler in the Year of the Rooster, your career soar like flying a kite, your love is sweet like a spring breeze, and your wealth is strong like a flood!

when winter goes and spring comes, flowers will blossom. A message will be sent to all directions, the East will send you a cash cow, the South will send you eternal health, the West will send you good business, and the North will send you a box full of money. In the Year of the Rooster, you will be happy for another year.

The first sunshine in the Year of the Rooster wishes you a happy mood. The first warm wind in the Year of the Rooster wishes you a smooth job. The first birdsong in the Year of the Rooster wishes you all your wishes come true!

when the new year comes, our travel agency has prepared a free 18,-mile happy one-year tour for you. You will be able to travel with happiness, health and safety on the first auspicious flight in 25. I wish you a happy New Year!

teacher, it's a festive season again. Take this short message to send me a sincere blessing, wishing you a healthier, happier and happier year.

hi, brother! Because of the distance, I can't celebrate with you; Because I'm not rich, I can't give you any big gifts, but because I'm worried, I'll send you a short message to say peace and wish you the best!

during the spring festival, you should relax. You will always have leisure and happiness in your chest, just like an onion in a pot. You are indifferent to your troubles, and your depression is not in your heart. You will have a good fortune in the coming year! Friends can be Chang Zaixin's first!

Friend, I wish you all the money, money, wealth, wealth and wealth in the New Year. Then use your youthful spirit, heroic spirit, upright courage to exchange for a group of harmony; Keep you brilliant, rich and prosperous, home and everything!

happy new year!

progress in the new year!

a new atmosphere in the new year!

everything is prosperous at home!

a new year, a new beginning!

Happy New Year, and success will come soon!

The bell has ushered in a brand-new year!

congratulations on getting rich, congratulations on getting rich, and bring the red envelope!

The golden snake dances wildly to bid farewell to the old year and gallops to welcome the new year!

Good luck and happiness for the whole family, and a peaceful and prosperous year in all seasons!

lingering to bid farewell to the old year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! ! ! Laugh often! ! !

I wish you a prosperous career!

happy new year! I wish you a good mood, good health and all the best in the New Year.

congratulations on your successful listing! Make great achievements in the new year!

family prosperity, national prosperity, everything is prosperous. Home is round, the country is round, and everything is round.

Dude, get rich this year. Don't forget to treat! Happy new year.

happy new year! Everything is fine! Happy family! Rich in money! Congratulations on getting rich!

Happy New Year and festive season. Congratulations on getting rich! Happy new year, everything goes well and everything goes well!

happy new year! I wish you good health in the new year! Good work! Happy life!

The New Year's bell rings leisurely, floating with my blessing and lingering around you.

I've been busy for a whole year, just to wait until this day, when the ends of the earth get together and make a reunion for the Spring Festival.

The Spring Festival is coming again, and all the work at hand has been thrown away. I can't forget my salary and bonus. I have to explain it when I get home.

I am a soldier, and it is my sacred duty to defend my motherland! I can't go home again this year. I wish my parents a happy new year! Good health!

teacher: happy new year! Your love gives me my soul, and your hardships educate me to grow up. May your sweat turn into countless ice flowers to make you happy! Make you happy