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It's funny not to reply to text messages.

1, it's cold, don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

2, the weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

3, the northeast is really cold, the urine has been frozen into a popsicle before landing, and you have to hit it with a stick.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

It's time to undress by courage, wash clothes by perseverance and get up by explosiveness.

6. Cold weather leads to diseases, while a cold heart is fatal.

7. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone to type and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

8. It's too cold in winter. I want a warm bed that won't break the net and endless snacks. Wifi is impossible, can you give me one?

9. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

10, it's cold, only coat, no hug.

1 1, it bothers me in winter and always freezes my hands and feet.

12, it's cold, can you lend me a hug?

13. When I met you, I felt warmer and warmer in winter.

14, the coldest is not winter but winter festivals.

15 I'm not cold, I'm cold.

16, it's getting cold, old man Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

17, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

18, what is winter? I don't want to leave the bed even if I hold my urine.

19. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

20, it's cold, there are objects to hold, no objects to add clothes. Talking about cold weather. Talk about interesting weather.

1, there is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

2. It takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

3, the sudden heavy snow, the winter sun seems to have narrowed the distance with people, which is particularly clear and dazzling. But the temperature of the sun seems to be cooled by ice and snow, so it can't get hot.

4. There is a yearning to wear autumn water, and there is a cold to forget to wear long pants.

People who have traveled long distances in time, just like farmers who have plowed countless winter wasteland, can't arouse the sense of prosperity to the earth even in spring when there are green traces everywhere.

6. The sunshine in winter, even at noon, will not fall vertically like the sunshine in summer, concentrating people's shadows into a heavy black ink spot. The winter sunshine, at noon, slanted in from the window and drew a narrower rectangular bright spot on the dining room floor. At noon in winter, it feels like dusk in summer, vague and sad.

7. I always recall those snowy winters, the broken clouds in the city and the sunrise that never happened. Your shoulders have been stretched all summer. I can't see the end of it.

8. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

9. Don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay before you can add clothes.

10 It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed with wifi and endless snacks. If none of this is possible, can you give me one?

1 1, in this cold season, I miss you every day, and the happy time is endless; Unforgettable memories are treasured in my heart, but warm thoughts are so long ago. In this cold season, I wish you health and happiness every day!

12, it's cold, and the moon is old. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

13 I remember it was a bitterly cold winter. I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me find a reason to ask for leave. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

14, autumn passed and I came to the open water in the cold wind. The sky is far away and the water marks are thin. I tightened my clothes and towels, and I couldn't help thinking of my friends and relatives far away. I silently wish you all the peace in my heart! Alas, it's cold, please keep warm!

15, the weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

16, you are summer, I am winter. You are a heater that touches the snow. But you don't know that you are the first winter jasmine I have ever seen.

17, the coldest is not winter but winter festivals.

18, an actor can't just bring his face into the scene, he must bring his head into the scene, because the actor is not playing his face, but his heart. The pain of the skin is what the actor profession should bear. I never think that jumping into the water in winter and wearing a cotton-padded jacket in summer are the achievements of actors. Experience is exhausting, which is the most bitter for actors.

19, on this day, the person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

20. The weather is cold and the leaves are piled with thoughts; Wind, pour out your heart. My blessing comes to you gently, sending you care and asking about your health; Send you a greeting and wish you happiness and good luck. Send you a warmth and make you happy.

2 1. In winter, the earth exudes attractive fragrance, which is more competitive than a hundred birds contending! Treasure is more intoxicating than autumn rain, which is a beautiful term and an intoxicating anesthetic in winter! It is a term for everything to wither, but it is also a bird of warning before everything wakes up! That is-snow. When snowflakes fall from your head, you will feel relaxed, as if every nerve is beating happily. ...

22, like you ""Don't tease! ""It's so cold that I'm going crazy. "

23. The breeze blows, leaving you maple leaves, roses blooming, fragrance, happiness, hope, short messages and blessings. When it is cold, pay attention to your health and don't forget to add clothes.

24. The scenery in the snow is magnificent, and there is no color between heaven and earth. I can only see a piece of silver, as if the whole world is decorated with silver.

25. In cold weather, I want to know your news from afar, whether you pay attention to your health and take care of yourself, and the pressure of life and work. I can't replace you. I will give you some words of concern. Don't forget to keep warm and add clothes when it's cold!

26, two or three years, in a hurry and winter.

27. When a lonely man is widowed, it is actually a hooligan for a girl to say that she is cold.

28. If I don't reply to your message, I am not cold, but my hands are cold.

29. A person who is so afraid of cold and heat likes winter and summer very much. Why?

30. It's cold and the temperature has dropped, you know, my friend; Miss you, miss you, SMS is to be sent; Write it and send it to remind you to add clothes; After reading it, I was very happy. Good luck in an autumn!

3 1, worried about listening to the rain at night, thinking of you in winter, the cold is still going on, warm greetings are being sent, greetings are comparable to sunshine, sent to your heart, I wish you all the best, you can be healthy in cold weather, your life is happy, and you always have a sweet smile!

32. Whether the weather is cold or not, a trace of true feelings can be assured, whether the weather is cold or not, a trace of concern will not be forgotten, but a small message is affectionate, telling that it is necessary to keep healthy, exercise more and eat reasonably in cold weather!

33. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

34. It's cold. There are objects to hug and no objects to add clothes.

35. After breakfast, I walked out of the house, only to find that it was colder outside. I couldn't help shivering, fighting with my teeth up and down, and my neck was tightly shrunk in my collar, so I didn't dare to let go.

In winter, it is so quiet. Cold makes the rivers that love to jump and scream lose the sound of running water, calms the rushing rivers, calms the endless sea and gives them a rest.

37. I hope that when it is cold, someone will not be ashamed to warm your hand. May a bright person live in your heart.

38. Today's wind, although not as arrogant as in the past, is "no wind is better than wind at this time, and the chill is chilling", as if it had penetrated into the air and penetrated every pore.

39. It is absolutely true love that can make you put your cold hand on his back when it is cold.

40. "Let's go out and play" "I have seen through the cold of this world, and I just want to get rid of it" "Talk to people" "It's too cold outside, and I don't want to move."

4 1, I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's hearts.

I met a cat diving, but I didn't meet you I met a dog crawling, but I didn't meet you. I met the snow in summer, but I didn't meet you. I met a typhoon in winter, but I didn't meet you. When I met a pig, I learned to weave a web, but I didn't meet you. I have met all the extraordinary, but I have never met ordinary you.

43. A fire broke out because it was cold. Because of the rain, there is an umbrella; Because of boredom, there is wonderful music; Dear, can you make me your fire, your umbrella and sing eternal songs with you?

44. It's so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

45. It was cold and the north wind roared, and the back window was full of snow and smoke. Although the weather in winter is changeable, my friends' feelings still spread, and I miss you every day. I deeply greet you with short messages and extend my warm wishes to you. When it is cold, pay attention to cold protection!

46. It's cold, and the temperature difference between day and night is large, so I'm not in good health. Remember to add clothes, and don't always bother. Many times, others can't help you except verbal comfort. I hope you can have a good sleep and rest tonight. Love your husband.

47. Snowflakes are falling quietly. In the cold air, I seem to see warm tears. That's because I am grateful for my life, my friends, the people I love and myself. I saw tears melt the ice and snow! I don't know if I'm feeling what winter means, what I'm looking forward to, the happiness and happiness in the future, or if I'm still waiting and drifting in the pale world. ...

48. May the faint cool breeze take away the fatigue of your life, and the rustling north wind convey my heartfelt concern: keep warm in winter! An unshakable friendship, persistent blessings, warm greetings to you and my thoughts.

49. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

50. Throughout the winter, I read and recalled again and again/moved myself to finish the final injury/throughout the winter, it never snowed/my lover never came.

5 1, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

The recent ghost weather makes me want to open the refrigerator every time I open the door.

53. The most annoying thing in winter is just jumping into a warm bed and wrapping it up, only to find that the Nima light is not turned off.

54. It's cold, my hands are cold, and I don't want to touch my mobile phone. But when I think of my friends, my heart warms up. Friendship, always warm, SMS greetings, I wish you happiness and health, smile more every day.

55. I bought a pair of shoe straps, and I put them on my shoes, as if I had been in send warm all winter.

56. This winter, the ground is frozen and cracked, the small north wind is blowing like a knife, and snowflakes are flying all over the sky.

The recent ghost weather makes me want to open the refrigerator every time I open the door.

58. It's cold. There is someone to hug and no one to add clothes to.

She sat on the platform and watched the leaves falling against the strong wind. She believes that all her wishes will come true eventually, even if the leaves will fall in spring, the birds will leave in winter and the palace will collapse at dawn. They will cry for nostalgia. She always believed that her faith grew like a vine, climbed into her heart and wrapped her body, and then she would encounter a miracle that she was caught off guard.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

6 1. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone to type and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

62. If you share the sorrow, the pain will be alleviated; If someone shares, happiness will be doubled; If someone cares in winter, the cold will stop; Occasionally, someone will bless you and your mood will become clear. Wear more clothes in cold weather and have a happy winter!

63. It's getting colder and colder. Don't forget to add clothes. Bless you and warm your heart. Happy every day, not to mention always busy. Remember to contact more and say hello.

64. "What is winter?" "I don't want to leave the bed even if I hold my urine."

Snow in Siberia warms the colors of this winter. Three or two pieces of sunny laughter still stay on the distant and unbearable little things of the day; The frosted dew stayed on the foggy glass window, guarding the whole morning. Still stumbling in the dream, the unintentional heartbeat disturbed this overly transparent silence. In the time of fresh clothes and angry horses, we are entangled in the days when we are about to leave, and the words scattered in youth.

66. Some people are troubled, and boring days are also rich; Some people care that no matter how lonely snow is, it is romantic; It is blessed that no matter how cold winter is, it is warm. It's cold, put on more clothes and take care of yourself.

67. It's cold and white clouds are clothes; The ground is cold and leaves are falling; Yan was cold and moved south; Fish is deep in cold water; Winter is coming, so I will sew a caring dress for you with my blessing, and put it on your heart to protect you from the snowstorm in Wan Li!

Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel bad.

69. The cold wind and cold weather mean that winter will come soon. At this time, we should remember to send short messages to relatives and friends to remind them that the weather is getting cold. Remember to take care of yourself and wish them a happy winter. I believe the following message will be very appropriate.

70. I am here waiting for you to become a winter tree-Wu Hongfei.

7 1 Please don't refuse every snowflake that falls on you, because every snowflake has my best wishes and cordial greetings to you. But it's cold, so keep warm.

72. I am your coat when it is cold, and I am your medicine when you catch a cold. I never say bad. As long as you need me, I am your support when you are sad, the smile in the short message and the hug when you are happy. I want you to know that fairy tales are also proud of us! .

73. Don't laugh at students who dress like zongzi, because there is a kind of coldness called "My mother thinks I am cold".

74. It is very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

75, can't start the learning mode, because it's too cold, lazy, stuck.

76. A trace of true feelings is worth a thousand taels of gold, a trace of warmth is worth Wan Li frost, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts: Happy every day! Happy every day!

77. Therefore, I think it is better to become a lonely goose without sheep than to live in mediocrity. With my life, I will find your wandering direction, cross the silence of the sky and the gathering and scattering of autumn clouds, and fly into your Qian Shan eyebrows. It is better to use my life's game words to dye an infinitely beautiful sunset glow in the sky for you; With a lifetime of tears, in the cold winter, I will give you the next one, and the snow is white. -Zhong Xiaoyang's Elegy

There is ice everywhere outside, the ground is frozen, and even cars are wearing snow chains. The pine trees on the mountain are covered with fluffy snowballs, and the small trees on the road are covered with fluffy and shiny silver bars. Tao Zhen has become a veritable world of powder makeup and jade.

79. In winter, if a dog is lying on the ground and blocking you, please make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.

80, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

8 1, please do a good job of keeping out the cold in winter: there is a husband holding a husband and a wife holding a wife. If you don't have a thermos for the time being, don't hug it! Really can't. I should change my hairstyle.

82. It's very cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.

83, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

84. Can you give me a hug when it is cold?

85. Catch up with the sun and enjoy its warmth; Look up at the blue sky and feel the vastness of it; Climb mountains and learn about the towering mountains; Travel the sea and appreciate the vastness of the sea; Bless your friends and look forward to their happiness! It's cold, keep warm!

86. Change is an eternal theme, while invariance is a relative definition. The solar terms are changing, from the cold dew to the first frost, the constant is concern. The weather is getting colder, but sincere greetings are still warm: May you be happy every day!

87. The weather is cold and cool. Remember to give your friend a hug. Don't forget to take your coat when you go out. You run when you have nothing to do. You are healthy and happy. You usually laugh more and your troubles disappear. I wish you a warm winter and a sweet family.

88, everywhere is wrapped in white, beautiful. However, what makes people feel the breath of winter at home is the ice flowers on the window, some of which are as mysterious as the forest; Some are like streams, as if flowing quietly. Talking about winter. Talk about phrases about winter.

89. I still believe that stars can talk, stones will blossom, and you will eventually arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

90. I once cut off a period of youth and used it to run towards a goal. Every time I think of that brave look, I feel beautiful. I like the warm sunshine in summer and the free wind in vilen. I will always believe that something was taken away from you in winter and will be returned to you in spring. Yu Xin's "That selfless day is called youth"

9 1, be good to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

92. In the war, a soldier crawled towards the target in order to complete the task. He crawled and crawled slowly, then crawled and crawled, and as a result, he froze to death. This story reminds us that the most important thing to keep warm in cold weather is health.

93. The pure winter has passed quietly. The changeable weather will never change, and the unchanging mood will never change!

94. When I was a child, my friend asked me which season I liked best. I said winter. In winter, there is snow, a warm fire and a new year. I still like winter when I grow up. Not just those childhood thoughts. Winter is the season of life; Spring is the season of life growth; Summer is a vibrant season; Autumn is the season when life matures. The birth of life is the most important thing! Now I like the four seasons, and every season makes me intoxicated. I can't help cheering and cheering! Spring has come, and my heart is rippling! Summer is coming, and my heart is flying! Autumn has come, and my heart is full of joy! Winter is coming, and my heart is collecting!

If I don't reply to your message, I'm not cold, but my hands are cold.

96, stars and dots, the lonely moon is hard to be relative. Love and love hate cold winter. This situation is not eternal, so where are old friends? The yellow sand is long and the sunset is longer. Sunset laughs at the world of mortals, and has been willful since ancient times.

97. Life lies in exercise, health lies in diligent washing, and happiness comes from mood. Freeze early and freeze late, exercise more, and freeze when you move; Wash early and wash late, enjoy every day, sterilize and get rid of diseases. When influenza A is far away from you, I wish you all the best.

98. Cold is just a word. I'm only gonna say this once. I know you'll use your nose instead.

99. There is no autumn in Shanghai. Usually, as soon as summer is over, there will be several heavy rains, and then the whole city will start to sweat. In winter, I quickly rolled on the ground, so everything became cold.

Describe interesting cold weather, talk about interesting cold weather and talk about it.

1, wear clothes in cold weather, turn on the lights in dark, listen to music alone, run when you are full, and eat when you are melodramatic. We should learn to take care of ourselves and adjust our emotions, which is not only responsible for ourselves, but also to help you not feel inferior when you meet others in the future.

2, cold and warm seasons, deep and shallow thoughts; Distance, lingering friendship; More or less messages, ups and downs; Repeated greetings, bright smiles. I wish you good health and good morning. It's cold, please keep warm!

It's so cold! Sleep honestly! Kicking the quilt will catch a cold ~ ~ ~ and there are five purposes for sending this message: First, continue to please the relationship; Second, see if you have lost your mobile phone; Third, remind you of my existence; Fourth, I care about you very much; I'm telling you, it will be cold tomorrow, so don't wear open-backed pants!

I only care about you at first, and then I hope you are good to me. I don't know why, I long for every minute with you, want to talk to you, or just look at you quietly. I want to give you all the lean meat in a dish. I'm afraid you didn't bring an umbrella in the rain, and I'm afraid you'll wear less clothes in cold weather, so I'll pay a little money until I come clean. Suddenly one day, I found that I love you so much.

5, it's cold, I want to send you a coat: the pocket is warm, the collar is intimate, the sleeves are considerate, and the button is off; Let this coat spend every minute with you, be sure to be happy!

6. When it is cold, girls/teenagers in front of the screen should wear more clothes. Don't catch a cold. Remember to wash your face with hot water and take care of yourself at school.

7. The wind is cold and the nights are getting longer and longer! Say hello quietly. Are you busy? Pay attention to hygiene when changing seasons, drink plenty of boiled water, add clothes, get cold in the morning and evening, be careful to catch cold, take care of yourself, and be happy and safe!

8. A day without friends is like a dish without salt and a world without sunshine. Life becomes dull. Friend, are you okay in another country? It's cold, pay attention to your health.

9, the weather is getting cold, pay attention to keep warm, there are many versions of your greetings, Want Want Edition: Dear, it's cold, pay attention to keep warm. QQ Edition: Hello, is it snowing there? Weibo Edition: Weave a warm scarf for you. Shanzhai Edition: It's cold, pay attention to clothes.

10, the autumn wind is cool and the night is getting longer! Say hello quietly. Are you busy? Pay attention to hygiene when changing seasons, drink plenty of boiled water, add clothes, get cold in the morning and evening, be careful to catch cold, take care of yourself, and be happy and safe!

1 1. The charm of language lies in conveying ideas; The function of clothes is to resist the cold; The warmth of friends; Is for the sake of each other; The ability of SMS is to convey blessings: friends, pay attention to your health in the cold weather in early winter!

12, I won't be alienated by being busy, and I won't forget you because of the erosion of time. Autumn flowers and winter snow, summer to Qiu Lai. Although the season has changed, my focus has not changed. I wish you fruitful autumn. It's cold, take care of yourself!

13, the weather is cold, and it seems to be cold when it is cold. A few days ago, the weather was warm and sunny, and a snowstorm came without warning. It's so cold that people are caught off guard.

It's cold, the trees are shaking, the grass is shaking, the old cow is burning charcoal to keep warm, the white rabbit is wearing clothes, the ants have bought warm water bags, and Xiao Qiang is hibernating. What are you still looking at? Wear one more dress!

15, a greeting, a text message, a hug, a look, a scarf, warm each other with your little hands; Please remember that it's cold, so put on more clothes. Stop catching a cold! If you sneeze carelessly, please remember. ...

16, happiness is not how much you have, but what you value and what you can't have. If you deliberately pursue what you can't have, you will ignore what you already have, and live forever in yesterday and tomorrow instead of today. Happiness is very simple, because we are too serious and eager to get something that doesn't belong to us, which makes life troublesome everywhere. When you stand in trouble and look up, happiness has been trampled under your feet. Being pragmatic will make you happier.

17, please don't refuse every snowflake that falls on you, because every snowflake has my best wishes and cordial greetings to you. But it's cold, so keep warm.

18, may your thoughts turn into warm sun and warm your body and mind; May love turn into moonlight and sprinkle on your pillow; May tenderness turn into a meteor and make your dreams come true; May care turn into a breeze and send my attachment. Play expectations with blessings, bring warmth with short messages, and wish warmth throughout the winter in this freezing day. Dear, keep warm in cold weather!

19, you asked me how I was, and I said I was fine. The good thing is that I drive alone through the endless wasteland, I stand by with my eyes closed and watch the unfathomable sea, I deal with some calculations in my life, I resist the occasional malice of fate, and I want to call you at these times to say that I am afraid. But in the end, I held back. I can't rely on you anymore. I'm fine. Although I still miss you, I still learn to let you go.

20. Strong winds won't last long, heavy snow won't last long, cold won't last long, and winter won't last long. If you ask me how long I have cared about you, I will say: as long as my heart is still beating! It's cold, with my blessing to send warm.

2 1, I miss you in my heart and you care about me in your heart. At night, I will miss you. I'll miss you when it's cold. When I am bored, I will come to you. We will walk forward hand in hand. May love last forever.

If you don't reply to my message, you are a smelly pig _ cute and coquettish personality signature.

If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig.

I always feel that I have a special ability. I can feel it when you are around, even if I can't see it.

Not loving is not loving. Entanglement is the least handsome. Let you go and let myself go.

The recent rumor that I like you, let me clarify that this is not a rumor.

You are not my lover, how do you know that I am affectionate?

My key ate the candy secretly, and now it has eaten my teeth. I can't open the door and go home. Will you take me in?

Christmas is for people. The best you can do is to commemorate Jesus. The best you can do is to stay up late. The best you can do is to celebrate the New Year. You are one year older than me.

Let's talk about friends, shall we? I'll find another way.

No wonder when I like your heart, I can't keep my stomach small.

You are everywhere in the Milky Way.

It's a good thing I'm not in love Why do poor people like me fall in love? If it's Christmas Eve, why not?

Don't you like me today, sir?

The obvious blown face indicates that he has a cold heart.

She is my steamed bread, not my dish. She is the staple food.

Funny personality signature: The most romantic thing I can think of is that you spit bubbles after drinking a liter of shower gel.

Please turn on the front camera. Did you get a look at him? This is my favorite Christmas present.

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change you anyway. Don't get sick.

I'm very talented in musical instruments, so it's good to quit.

Good temper never gives in.

If one day my supreme treasure becomes someone else's the Monkey King, then I will blow up his Guo Huashan and burn you fox.

Do what you want. If you are wrong, it's none of my business.

I want to give you a super cute Christmas present, but the box is too small for me to get in.

The face is just a potted flower. Cute and cool are poison.

Do you like stars? I won't help you pick it. I will hide them in my eyes and shine at you every day.

I'm mean, I'm vicious, I don't live well, and you won't live well.

No ambition, just want to be the world of the person I like.

Santa Claus said that this year's Christmas wish can't come true. I'm too old to carry you.

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I want to kiss you until you suffocate and give you artificial respiration.

I won't be your dog or hold your hand, just an ex-girlfriend you will never forget.

It is best to be thin. Too heavy, easy to fall in love.

When I was young, I was busy growing up. When I grow up, I am busy loving you.

You have wronged me many times, so I am used to it.

He is unconscious, like a child.

I'm not very happy or sad.

Remember, remind you again that today is the anniversary of the little match girl freezing to death. ....

⊙ Unique life depends on waves!

The moon tonight is not as round as my face.

What I hate most is that you insist that I think so when I don't. My temper is really afraid of accidentally killing you.

Good-looking people have received Christmas presents, but I am different. I just ...

It's just a tragedy, not a tragedy

When I saw a dog coming out of the bushes, I couldn't help calling out your name.

Christmas or egg festival

I'm chasing you with Cupid's arrow and flying in a bulletproof vest.

It's cold when it snows, but I hope it snows every Christmas. Good night and merry Christmas.

As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you

You don't like my thick legs. I'm not tall enough. I'm not slim enough. If I were tall enough and slim, would I still like you?

If one day my supreme treasure becomes someone else's the Monkey King, then I will blow up his Guo Huashan and burn you fox.

Today is the anniversary of the little match girl freezing to death.

Don't refuse me yet. It's not too late to say whether you love me or not until my tongue is in your mouth and my hand is in your pants.