Are there any jokes about Mid-Autumn Festival?

Small fish pestered his mother to buy minced meat moon cakes. Mother Fish is annoyed: What to eat? Isn't your sister's class very big? I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? Caught by a fisherman!

They are all moon cakes.

These letters celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival. O: I look like a moon cake the most. C: Me, too. I was bitten. D: Me, too. I was cut. Q: I am also a moon cake. Um ... it's a little jammed.

Once upon a time, there was a rich man who had three sons-in-law. The eldest is the champion of liberal arts, the second is the champion of martial arts, and the third is a farmer. The rich man loves idleness and poverty, so he looks down on his third son. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, three sons-in-law came to see him. He wanted to make a fool of his third son-in-law, so he said, add some fun to your poem and end with a round, round, quiet and chaotic ending.

The eldest son-in-law said first: the moon on the fifteenth day is round and round. After the fifteenth and a half days, the whole family enjoyed the moon quietly and watched it in a mess. Everyone said: good! All right! All right!

The second son-in-law did it: Mid-Autumn moon cakes are round, less than half of them are bitten, and they are quiet and messy after eating; What I got was another round of applause.

It is the third child's turn. Everyone knew that he was a clown, so they sneered, Can you write poetry? ! To tell the truth, Lao San really can't, but he thinks they usually look down on themselves. If they can't do it this time, they won't have to look up in front of them in the future. While he was thinking hard, his mother-in-law came with moon cakes, and he suddenly had the inspiration to do it: his father-in-law was round, and less than half of him died. The whole family cried so badly that they all died quietly!

Recently, South Korea's cosmetic surgery has gone up in the air. It is said that on this day when Chang 'e came back from plastic surgery, her precious Jade Rabbit said, "Wow, how did you become Chris Lee?"

"No way, I used to look behind the times, but now super girls are popular, but it is estimated that the jade emperor will like this." Then he went into the palace. ..

Seeing the Jade Emperor, Chang 'e almost fainted, because Chang 'e was standing beside him! ~

At this time, the nearby fairy shouted, "Bold bitch, I won't kneel when I see the Jade Emperor and the Empress Dowager."

Chang 'e realized this and said loudly, "See Chang 'e ..."

Empress Dowager: "Chang 'e? You had plastic surgery, too However, no matter how plastic surgery, the jade emperor will not look down on you. "

"If you become an old lady and don't want you, will the Jade Emperor still want you?"

The two women glared at each other and argued for a long time. Suddenly, both of them rushed to the jade emperor's side, and one grabbed his arm and let the jade emperor choose.

The jade emperor felt that his body was about to be torn, and he couldn't bear it. He jumped high and shook off two women: "Don't argue, I am too white Venus!" " "