Any interesting text messages?

1. I leave as quietly as I came. I packed a sack and took away a lot of cabbage.

2. When you see this blessing I sent you, please bang your head against the wall. Do you see that the countless stars in front of you are my infinite blessings? I wish you a happy new year!

3. One day I went to the street and saw a large group of people gathering on the street. I was extremely curious, so I went over to ask. The uncle turned around and told me: "Look, there is a pig reading text messages!"

4. Let me tell you a story. The beginning is scary! It’s so funny in the middle! What a tragic ending! That is: There once was a ghost who farted and died!

5. Almighty Lord, please grant me a request and bless those friends who neither miss me nor take the initiative to call me. May they find that the paper is missing after going to the toilet and keep squatting. On! Amen...

6. Confucius said: Fight with bricks, shine in the face, don't mess with it, don't fight anymore, just go to death, you will be pulled to death, and you will not die if you are killed. , a hero too!

7. You flashed by and I immediately lost myself. Looking at your back, I really wanted to keep you. I told myself that I couldn’t let you go. I shouted: Catch the thief!

8. Please look down... Continue to look down... Continue to... ...You just watch it when I tell you to? "Short of heart"

9. I'm going to treat you to dinner. Do you want to come? Tell me quickly, tell me…………After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has expired!

10. You should still be sleeping soundly now. If I accidentally disturbed you, I want to sincerely say to you: I’m sorry, I did it on purpose