Humorous mobile phone information about Halloween greetings

1, Halloween, Western Ghost Festival, the gate of hell is closed, teach you a way to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits. When you see evil spirits, please don't worry, take off your underwear and put it on your head to ensure that all monsters are away, remember! Haha, happy Halloween!

2. Laugh when doing things, whine in ghosts, walk furtively, eat like a hungry man out of prison, drink like a drunk, and meet a beautiful woman like a goat. Happy Halloween, son!

3.5 1b When is Halloween? It's a day of pumpkin ghosts and a day of fooling people. Friends, let's watch the whole magic together. Let's go fooling around, GOGOGO!

4. Hello, I am the customer service representative of China Mobile (Unicom, Telecom) 1 1. On this Halloween, I want to remind you that for your Halloween safety, please put on a pumpkin lantern, wrap the candy, send it to the owner of the mobile phone display number, and forward this message to the person at 10. (reply doesn't work ~)

China has always had a unique culture, such as being a ghost. Foreigners are colorful ghosts, but China ghosts are all white! If someone scolds China people for being poor, they will say: What do you know? I call it purity! No stimulants! Ha ha, happy Halloween, just don't pretend to be innocent!

6. When Halloween comes, I will send you a pumpkin lantern, wish you a bright future, send you a candy, wish you a sweetheart and send you a short message. Happy Halloween!

7. Wan Moqi went out and everyone was laughing; Let a hundred flowers blossom, and let a hundred flowers blossom auspicious; All the arrows were shot together, and everything went well. Halloween. The whole world is happy. Bless you, colorful, colorful, sleepless.

8. Halloween is coming, birds are hiding in trees, dogs are hiding in their nests, and kittens are hiding. Only this pig is still running around the street! Be careful of being caught by children, and rest when you are tired of playing! Happy Halloween, endless joy!

9. Friends are haunted recently, so be careful at night. That night, I was sleeping soundly when I heard someone knocking at the door. I looked at it. It was just midnight 12. I looked through the cat's eye, and the person who came was dressed in white, wearing a white hat and blushing, and was knocking at the door! I opened the door with trepidation, and he solemnly said to me: Happy Halloween. ?

10, the spirit of heaven, the spirit of earth, the spirit of god. May the person who receives the text message invite me to dinner on Halloween, otherwise all ghosts will be angry and bear the consequences. Amitabha, God bless, amen!

1 1, 5de Halloween trick: If someone scares you with a pumpkin lantern, you take it off and peel it off and tell him that pumpkins are eaten like this. If someone scares you with a white robe, tell him that the wedding dress can't be worn outdoors. If someone scares you with a mask, tell him that the law does not allow souls to propose marriage. If he doesn't listen, it will work if he keeps it! Happy Halloween!

12, Halloween, a different festival, no longer a person, let's be a ghost! Hold your ghost hand, look at your ghost eyes, take out my ghost mobile phone and send a ghost message. I wish you a happy Halloween like a ghost!

13, at midnight, light a jack-o'-lantern with my right hand. I hope to light up your naughty face and listen to your elegant nonsense in the night wind. It's really refreshing. Life, in fact, happiness is good, I don't care about fooling around with you. Happy Halloween!

14, the days are a bit strange, the mood is a bit crazy, and life is a bit boring. Dressing makes you say hello, shelter you from the wind and rain, accompany you to watch the stars and the moon, accompany you to walk by the lake, and accompany you to be chic and romantic. Suddenly, someone was amazed. These two are well matched, which makes me feel strange. Today, I dressed as a ghost, and you wore the most beautiful clothes. God, happy Halloween to you.

15, GREAT GHOST kids run all over the street, witch priests run all over the street with smiles, zombie beauties dance lightly, pumpkins run all over the street imperceptibly, but chickens fly and dogs jump, just watching the group dance and laughing together. Halloween is coming, I'll give you some ecstasy. If you don't pretend to be a ghost properly, the real ghost will scare you in the middle of the night. Hehe, I wish you a happy Halloween.

16, a card fan was escorted to Yamaraja Hall, and the prince thundered: How dare you kidnap people in the underworld? Card fans shouted grievances. Yan's men played a video of card fans playing cards, only to see the card fans muttering to themselves: I have one and two children in my hand. What are you afraid of? Happy Halloween.

17, celebrate Halloween, have a ghost dream, put on a blue lantern, pumpkin hat and witch shirt, take it when you go out, stop a car and block the road. Children in GREAT GHOST are very arrogant, dreaming at night, being crazy during the day and pretending to be ghosts. Halloween is coming. Have a good time.

18, the moon is dark and windy, and it is scary at night. When I was surrounded by ghosts, I walked out of the door and scared the people in front of me. I turned left and right, but no one was there. I was so proud that I looked at myself in the mirror and suddenly realized that I had never dressed up. Halloween is coming, it's good to go out and scare people!

123f7 Pack the depressed troubles in the package sent to ghosts, put them on happiness, put them on the pleasure of pretending to be ghosts, pass out tomorrow, be so happy that you forget the day, attract friends and family, be full of excitement when you are crazy, pretend to be crazy, and have a happy Halloween.

20. It's rare to see. Seven judges are smoking, six kids are spinning, five Wukong are singing wildly, four Bajie are chatting, three Xiao Gan are dancing wildly, two dragons are boxing, and a stupid pig is staring at the mobile phone room! Happy Halloween, haha!

2 1, Halloween came, and the boy finally appeared and asked me what I wanted. I said: don't scare the cowards who read text messages on Halloween, and dream more times at most! Hehe, happy Halloween! Don't worry about ghosts, just come on!

22. Put on a black cloak, draw lightning on your forehead, hold a black wand and ride a wooden broom. You called Harry in high spirits, but one person said that the role of Halloween was so strange that someone dressed as a cleaner! Don't be depressed. What happened to the cleaner? Your troubles and worries are swept away! Happy Halloween to you!

23. Halloween is coming. What are you waiting for? Why don't you grab your pumpkin lantern and put on a mask and pull it up? Ghosts? Friends, let's get high! Let's party together!

24, look at you: wearing a mink hat, hip-hop screaming, scary; Wearing a tiger robe and bared his teeth, passers-by fled; Pedal horseshoes, jump, pedestrians run; Seeing it, the monster came out screaming; Halloween, your appearance, the brightest; Happy Halloween! Wish you a happy life!

25, Halloween, you are the ghost boss. On this day, the children will make you live longer than Nanshan, with rolling financial resources and always smiling and happy. The imp will also take away your troubles and worries, your setbacks and troubles. Happy Halloween!

26. Let's light up the dark night sky with pumpkin lanterns, drive away loneliness and cold with carnival, and enjoy Halloween all night. Let's sing and dance together and be a group of happy people!

27. I always ignore greeting you because I am busy with my work, but today is your holiday. No matter how busy I am, I will send holiday wishes. Happy Halloween to you!

28, children, today is Halloween, because you are conscientious and self-motivated, we now give you wealth, luck, health and happiness, I wish you a long life, pay attention to check! Happy Halloween!

29, fate has been set, your body will be fragmented; Without luck, your soul will be cursed. The sword of Sleepy Valley has pointed to the scales of sin, so please invite me to dinner on Halloween to wash away my sins!

30. This is the end of the long and arduous exploration. True justice will be chosen by fate. Sleepy Valley ghosts roam the world, and those who don't reply to text messages on Halloween want rolling in the deep?

3 1, tremble, the death knell has rung for you! Tremble, the elegy has been sung for you! The doomsday judgment is coming, and all living people will pay the price! ? Are you scared, dear? Happy Halloween ~

32. The fire of the devil's hell is no longer bright, the candle of your life is dim, and redemption continues. Quickly take off the mask of Hades, light the last jack-o'-lantern, raise your mobile phone at the beginning of Halloween and shout: I want to treat you to dinner!

33. A day when the streets are full of ghosts, there are pumpkins in the city, chic in the streets, happiness for the public, ridiculous in the world and indulgence in the world. May you be happy and unrestrained.

34. Your life is coming to an end. Do you feel the fear of death? So much for the long and arduous exploration. Let me heal your dark soul? I'll wait for you in a five-star hotel, and bring enough money for Halloween, hahahaha?

35. The streets scream for you, people faint for you, people run for you, and the traffic is crazy for you. I don't need your orders to clear the way automatically, and I don't need your duties. Everyone is scared by you, not pretending to be proud of ghosts, but after taking off makeup. Happy Halloween to you.

36, Halloween chic attention: all the way west, west, running uphill, looking up at the sky, the soil is more cool, secretly buried, playing with fire, being cremated emotionally, pretending to be a ghost, playing some tricks, I hope you are crazier than a ghost on Halloween.

37. Halloween is coming. This is a gift for you. Happy Halloween to you. Take off the skin of a servant, pretend to be a ghost, laugh like a ghost, play like a crazy ghost, and read text messages like a fool!

My ghost friend, what are you doing? Halloween is coming, light a pumpkin lantern, put on a ghost mask and swing around the street! Happiness belongs to you, happiness belongs to you, happy Halloween!

39, Halloween, send you a happy ghost, I wish you a happy year; Send you an auspicious ghost and wish you a prosperous year; Send you a unlucky ghost, turn your bad luck upside down and turn it into good luck for a whole year. May the three ghosts follow you all year next Halloween.

40. Today is Halloween, that is, Ghost Festival. Can we meet outside? Ghosts? People, there are tricks to make money, and the career is on the road? Ghosts? Tao is in a happy mood. Hey, kid! Happy Halloween!