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Ask for a short and classic short message.

Without you, the world will collapse, and with you, the world will be turned upside down. Your hair is always longer than mine, and you always wear more colors than mine. But I still want to remind you that it's time to lose weight. Happy holidays!

If I give you some color, you will shine; if I give you some fat, you will get fat; if I give you a rose, you will feel dizzy; if I give you a husband, you will not know the direction. I wish you a better March 8th Festival.

Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there is no love; Without a mother, there would be neither poets nor heroes. Happy Women's Day!

What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is Fengxian? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow! What beauty? You! Happy Beauty Festival!

The world is especially beautiful because of women! Greetings are only a few short lines, but they are a kind of profound meaning! Happy March 8th, always young and beautiful!