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Have you ever met a liar?

yes.

Now let's talk about my experience:

1. "The opening remarks of the male swindler on the other end of the phone are:" Hello, I'm from the after-sales customer service center of Taobao Mall, and I'd like to make an after-sales visit with you. Did you buy a nerve ... ceramide ... autumn and winter sensitive muscles ... "

Just as the swindler stammered these words, he said. At this moment, I finally couldn't help laughing. What she didn't expect was that the liar on the other end of the phone also laughed "ha ha ha ha ha". At this time, he burst into laughter, "Ha ha ha ha ha" laughing nonstop, and said to the liar, "Will you straighten out the words first? I really can't go on like this. "

at the same time, the liar kept snickering on the phone. In order to cooperate with the other party's "performance", I said, "I bought it, and then what?" The liar actually replied, "Should I be professional?" I then laughed at my colleagues and googled, and then hung up.

unexpectedly, there was a follow-up to the call. In the afternoon, with the unremitting persistence of the other party, the liar's phone was connected again. At this time, the liar's opening remarks are: "Because our side, er, recently, has received many complaints and feedbacks from customers that after using our product, skin allergies, red spots and itching have occurred, and so on. Did this happen to you after using it, madam?" I said, "No, no, I brought a Maserati after I used it. I think your product is very good and brings me good luck."

When Ms. Han said this, the liar was silent for a while. Seeing that the other party didn't talk for a long time, he said, "Why don't I recommend you to use it yourself, so you don't have to be a liar, and you can also mention a Maserati?" At this time, the liar on the other end of the phone continued to keep silent and then hung up. And my colleagues and I laughed again.

2. I used to have a friend who received a fraudulent phone call. I was listening, but I didn't know who he was calling, so I didn't interrupt.

as a result, I watched him transfer the money. Is my friend stupid? Anyway, he thinks he's smart, and I don't think he's the stupid type.

In fact, it's very common for smart people to be cheated:

First, if you happen to be in a somewhat serious emotional stage, for example, overexcited, overconfident, depressed, madly in love, lovelorn, being laid off, and so on. At this point, the IQ may be .

Second, it's just time to pay the rent. At this time, the swindler just sent a text message asking you to charge the rent to another card. This kind of "just" thing is easy to make people lose their vigilance. Does the liar know that you have to pay the rent?

he probably doesn't know. It's just that he sends tens of thousands of articles, and some people just happen to get caught. Liars are best at probabilistic thinking.

So when you see such a short message calling a liar stupid, people are actually very smart.

liars will create a lot of "just" things, which are all probability behind them.

I'm here to give a piece of advice to those who are greedy and like to take advantage. Just remember one sentence, as long as strangers approach you, they are fraudsters.