Funny and humorous sentences suitable for friends circle.

Funny and humorous sentences suitable for friends circle:

1 and 100 kg of stones may not be able to be lifted, but if it is 100 kg of RMB, I promise to pick it up and run.

I just made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can make hundreds of millions at once. If I fail, I will beat Shui Piao with these two dollars.

I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen.

Looking back on my life, I have been the biggest official, that is, qq group administrator.

Some people are well-informed on the surface, but even Peggy the pig has never seen behind them.

6, wardrobe clothes tens of millions, only new is the best!

Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

8, the face is a thing outside the body, you can want it, money is a must, you have to.

9. I heard that you were trafficked, which really scared me. I'm worried about that man. It's strange to sell it to you.

10, people say that companionship is the longest confession. In fact, being good-looking is companionship, and being ugly is tangled.