Weekend Humorous SMS Greetings from Customers

Weekend Humorous SMS Greetings from Customers

In study, work and even life, everyone will often come into contact with short messages, which will help to enhance and communicate feelings between people. How to edit short messages to avoid stepping on thunder? The following are humorous customer messages I collected for you at the weekend. Welcome to learn from them. I hope it helps you.

Customer's weekend humorous short message greeting 1 1, concern is not fireworks, it disappears when it burns out; Missing is not a flower, it will wither after blooming. A lifelong friend, friendship is precious, and the weekend is here again. Send comfort by text message. I wish you a happy weekend, no worries, no worries and no fatigue! Dear customers, have a nice weekend!

2. The highest level of friendship: each enjoys well-being and does not disturb each other. The highest state of love: love each other and grow old together. The highest state of life: no regrets, dumbfounding. Greetings to the highest level: always remember to contact at the weekend!

A true friend is not an episode in life, but an eternal confidant. I will cherish the friendship between you and me forever. The weekend comes as scheduled, and I am willing to leave my tiredness and happiness in my heart! I wish my dear customers a happy weekend!

4. Have a good mood. If there are sincere wishes, I wish you and your family a relaxed and happy weekend on this cool day. I wish my dear customers a happy weekend!

The weekend came, I didn't work, forgot to socialize, changed all my suits and shoes, and put my tail up. Sleep casually, let you play freely and freely, even if you think wildly, I hope you get what you want and have a good laugh!

6, sometimes very busy, sometimes very tired, sometimes very tired; Sometimes lazy, sometimes bored, sometimes confused; Sometimes I call, sometimes I text, and sometimes I really miss you. It's the weekend, let's go shopping together!

7. I hope you love learning like a slow sheep, smart like a pleasant sheep, cute like a lazy sheep, and enthusiastic like a boiling sheep, and then find a grey wolf who will always love you and enjoy life together!

8. Take health as a career and work hard; Take happiness as life and take it seriously; Take happiness as a dream and stick to it; Take peace as a blessing and take it with you at any time; Think of the weekend as a long vacation, and I hope you will start with a smile. Customers, have a nice weekend!

9. Green leaves accompany flowers and care for them all the way; White clouds accompany the blue sky, always stormy; Care about your friends and show happiness and worry-free; I look forward to blessing you from afar: I wish you a happy weekend!

10, weekend friendship signing, expelling loneliness and cold, deepening friendship and contact more, troubles and sadness dispersed with the wind, friends gathering and drinking, all of which are happy and sweet. If you are busy and have no time, I wish you a warmer harvest! Happy weekend!

1 1. What is the most painful thing in winter weekend? The most painful thing about the weekend is that it is too cold; What is the most painful thing in winter weekend? The most painful thing on weekends is to work overtime in cold weather. Don't worry about overtime, customer, remember to have a good weekend!

12, long time no contact, my thoughts are growing. Although I am not with you, I care about you. Although there are not many words, every sentence tells the truth, and several numbers convey feelings, and concerns have always been in my heart. It's the weekend again, I wish you a leisurely mood!

13, give you 50,000, health 1 10,000, happiness 1 10,000, peace 1 10,000, good luck 1 10,000, happiness 1 10,000, red brick 1 10,000. Hey, hey, build a beautiful castle yourself!

14, I'm thundering, I care about unlimited traffic, and I wish you a super-fast speed, and I'll download health, happiness, happiness, good luck and peace for you all your life. Contact me and send it to you when you have time!

15, the aroma and warmth of a wisp of sesame paste can't compare with my blessing; Sanjiu Weitai is as close as a friend, not as warm as my short message. I wish you a good mood every day!

16, career is empty, life is empty, and it will drive you crazy to think about it; The wallet is empty, the house is empty, so I have to go out to work; Love is empty, love is empty, and it is not easy to be single. Work hard!

17, I am a spider, so I will net you with health; If it is a big tree, it will cover you with happiness; If you are immortal, you will be protected by peace. But I am not, I can only wish you happiness with my heart!

18, I dug a mine specially for you, and it was nominated for a gold medal. The heart is silver, the copper heart is always there, aluminum is better than aluminum, potassium is happy, coal is troubled, tungsten is worried, and lead is boundless!

19, build a pyramid for you with blessings. The spire is health, followed by happiness, happiness, good luck, happiness and peace. And the basement, so you can run down and smile.

20. Dig a buried soil and plant my thoughts in it. 12345, a long red list with no flowers or grass. Who said that feelings are not taxed? I think it will cost you a dime.

2 1, we know each other for a long time, and our friendship will naturally deepen. Although I have less contact, I miss more. I wish you a happier, happier and more moist life.

22, happy mentality: happy spirit, happy mood, full of fighting spirit, unremitting efforts, practice every day, you will become a successful hero, happy warrior!

23. I treat you to a big meal today. Happiness is dessert, happiness is the main course, and health is rice. If you want something to eat, please help yourself. As long as you get what you want, safe and smooth, I will pay for everything!

24. Work should cheer yourself up like a balloon; Life should be like playing basketball, giving yourself flexibility; Good health, like playing billiards, keep your position right. Friend, I wish you happiness!

25. This is a "Happy" brand short message, which is produced exclusively and of high quality. It has the effects of eliminating anxiety, relieving fatigue, prolonging life, eliminating diseases and disasters, and making money. One person gets it, and the whole family is happy.

26. Happiness binds you, and then throws you into the ocean of good luck, making you float, shake and shake. May you be picked up by a man named Health, happy every day, and the wish of a safe life come true!

27. Friend, wash your troubles, cut all your troubles and throw them into the pot of wishful thinking. Let me light the fire of blessing, and wish you 100% happiness, happiness and beauty, without discount!

28. A timid patient was pushed into the operating room. He asked doctors and nurses to take off their masks. The doctor said no. This is against the rules. The patient listened and said don't lie to me. Is it because he is afraid that I will recognize him if something happens?

29. Now cockroaches are too rampant, spreading germs and ruining food; Thirty-six plans are the best policy, and the honey plan is the best; Let's brew an emotion first, and vaguely call it: Zhang Lang! It must have fainted with joy, so you took the opportunity to cut its belly!

30. I will be glad to receive your message; I will be surprised to hear your voice; Thank you for giving me selfless spiritual encouragement. The problem is that I am mainly in material poverty now. I think this problem will be solved if you invite me to dinner.

3 1. Even the reddest flowers need green leaves. No matter how powerful a bird's wings are, it needs the help of air. No matter how white the teeth are, they need to be as close as lips and teeth, even if flowers are inserted in cow dung. I said, how can my flowers and plants live without you as fertilizer?

32, funny window preview: 1 new car on the road, there is a killer. 2 female driver+running-in+first time = devil Prada. 3 novice hand tide, the more urgent the face. 4 the brakes and throttle are inseparable, and they are all working! If you love me, chase me. Don't kiss me shyly!

33. When my son came home dejectedly after the exam, his father asked: How was the exam? The son said: I got a hundred points in the exam. Father: Did you do well in the exam? Why are you depressed? Son: I got a hundred points in all three exams.

34. A mountain village is finally electrified! This house is equipped with electric lights. Zhang San turned the switch on and off excitedly, but the light didn't turn on. He was surprised. His wife quickly explained, don't worry, the electricity hasn't flowed to our house yet!

35. One day, classmate A went to the office to talk to the teacher. After a while, she came back and said to her classmate B, "It's a waste of time. There is no one in the office, just two teachers. " Classmate B thought: Oh. So teachers are not people.

2 1. Write a greeting gently, hoping it will turn into a breeze and blow away the heat of this season; Quietly, send a blessing, may it turn into a shade, blocking the sunshine of this season. It's the weekend, I wish you happiness!

2. If you are tired, remember to find a shoulder to lean on; If you are bored, remember to keep laughing at any time; If you are tired, remember not to let loneliness haunt you; When the weekend comes, remember to get together and chat with me. Happy weekend!

3, there are seven days in a week, and the highest tone on weekends: lazy bed during the day and full of energy at night. The supermarket is having a big sale, so you can choose at will. Friends and relatives often get together and have fun. Rare leisure day, be sure to be happy! Have a nice weekend!

Take a day off when the sun goes down. When the ship sails in Wan Li, it will return to the cradle of the harbor. People who have worked hard for a week should relax. May my simple greetings bring you some happiness and have a nice weekend!

5. Monday is pale, Tuesday is listless, Wednesday is full of helplessness, Thursday is slightly expected, Friday is heroic, Saturday is leisurely, and Sunday begins to decline. The weekend is so short, enjoy it!

6. Don't be cold and gentle because of too much busyness, and don't lose enjoyment because of too much pursuit. Work is not the whole of life. Stop, hurry up, please enjoy the blessings of life! Have a nice weekend!

7. Air is used for breathing, mood is used for joy, sweetness is used for memory, happiness is used for intoxication, and greetings are used to show my deep affection. It's the weekend. SMS wishes you a happy life!

8. If you practice in prosperity, you will never become a Buddha. Practice in adversity, ask for nothing, achieve nothing. The weekend comes as scheduled, forget your troubles and thank those who cast adversity for you, because they have given you achievements.

9. It's the weekend, and the little girl should have no reservations about you! Give you the most tender feelings, the most flattering smile, the most touching time and the healthiest body. The little girl's name is happiness, forget me!

10, this message has five purposes: 1. Continue to curry favor with the relationship; 2. See if you have lost your mobile phone; 3. Remind you of my existence; 4. show that I care about you; I'll go when I hear that you treat me at the weekend!

1 1. The weekend is here again. I sincerely hope it can wash away your troubles like fresh rain. Like the gentle wind, it blows away your melancholy and gives you a bright mood! I wish all the best!

12, busy work only takes away time, and my concern for you remains in my heart forever. You and I know each other is the fate of this life. Hear greetings and wishes. Weekend parties are sweeter than honey, and happiness will always accompany them.

13, autumn wind flying, golden everywhere, like you, a bumper harvest is in sight. Stone, happy debut, good luck with you and successful take-off. Autumn sings, I wish you happiness, eternal love and warm your heart. Arrive at the weekend. Have fun.

14, lazy sleep, lazy rise, quiet and full of time. Kissing family, whispering softly, happiness condenses in the fresh air. Every greeting is sent to you with a beautiful heart. Have a nice weekend!

15, spring, flowers bloom in March, you strut. Full of energy, peach blossoms, catkins and new silk beckon. Take a DV photo, and take a family photo on location. Leave it as a souvenir when you are old, and future generations will clap their hands and praise it. Have a nice spring outing and a nice weekend.

16, the weekend is here, so let's have a happy 18, shocking troubles and sadness; Practice happiness-confuse boxing and leave a sweet smile; Kick a set of carefree whirlwind legs to kick away bad luck and bad luck; Wish you a happy weekend with the cutest smile!

17, summer is very hot, and the temperature is rising. Don't let fidgety get into your heart. Text messages come to harass at the right time, don't be disturbed by sadness. Go for a walk together on weekends, and let the happy radio waves pass. You can harass more when you are free, so that happiness can hug you tightly!

18, a happy mood is your happy territory, and romantic time is the integrity of your beautiful sovereignty. In order to maintain territory and wait for territory, you should keep smiling every day, stand guard for happiness and have a happy weekend.

19, the weekend is coming, and happiness is coming; Stop work and worry about being laid off; The pressure dissipates and the melancholy goes away; Happy mood, happy smile; Relax physically and mentally, carefree; I wish you a happy weekend!

20. One person is single-minded, money is hard to buy, one person is one world, leisure is hard to change, one person is along the way, and feelings are hard to give up. Friends, I sincerely wish you a weekend break, and may our affection remain unchanged.

2 1, face life calmly and make life more desirable; Face life positively and make life more comfortable; Face life indifferently and make life more complete; Face life with gratitude and make life happier. Friend, I wish you a successful weekend!

22, get up early, wash clothes, move your feet; Eat well and grind your teeth long and high; When you get old, turn your brain online; Have a good life and go treasure hunting on weekends. Dear friends, I wish you and I good health and a happy weekend.

23, cold Monday, braised Tuesday, steamed Wednesday, fried Thursday, stir-fried Friday, plus happy seasoning, with leisurely wine, make a blessing dinner for you this weekend, I hope you can enjoy it happily.

24, the bright moonlight, I look at your eyes; Bright stars are my feelings of missing you; Occasionally, a meteor passes gently, which is my wish to you: I wish you a good mood when the weekend comes!

25, summer weekend Zen machine, 5 minutes meditation: pursue the coolness of meditation and let the body and mind cool down together; Lift a wisp of fragrance, calm every breath, relax the whole body, soothe the body and mind, clear the heart and calm down, and seek peace.

26, * * with the waves, facing the adventure; Sing forward together and gain joy. Along the way, there were pains and joys, but more seeds of hope were planted. May cooperation be better tomorrow!

27. When the weekend comes, put aside the troubles of work and make life full of happiness; Forget the busyness of life and make the future full of good luck; Get rid of depressed mood and make life full of happiness. Have a nice weekend.

28, Monday: bear-like, poor spirit; Tuesday: Like a cat, docile and obedient; Wednesday: dog-like, swaggering; Thursday: Bird, looking forward to tomorrow. Weekend is coming: in the mood for love, may you be as happy as a flower.

29, the years change silently, miss when you have time, and keep your family warm; Love in this life is predestined. On weekends, create romance and let love sublimate. It is rare to have a bosom friend in life. When you are bored, get together to chat and strengthen friendship. Friend, I just hope you are really happy!

30. When the weekend comes, I feel very happy and my work pressure is exhausted. Get rid of the entanglement of troubles, sign a happy order, find a leisure harbor and be a happy spy. Don't let the depression rebound again. Have a nice weekend and keep smiling!

3 1, roasting in the hot summer sun, inviting friends to chat at the seaside on weekends. I was very happy when I was on vacation, and I was also very happy when I was boating and surfing. Playing on the beach, chasing and running, superiors reward subordinates. Have a picnic and eat cold fruits and vegetables. Have fun with your friends.

32. Watch the fallen flowers in a dream, taste the fragrant lobster sauce, listen to a young story, feel someone else's diary, report once, pour some water, express your feelings and say hello. Send a message to say hello: Happy weekend!

33. Have a good rest on rainy weekends; A gloomy weekend allows you to think quietly; A sunny weekend will make you have fun. Dear friends, the weekend is coming, more or less, just be happy.

34. Take a break to make soup, entertain and cook, and have a happy breakfast; Smile like a bed, be happy like a quilt, and sleep with the happy messenger; Drinking faint tea, tasting the best wine and indulging in sweetness; I feel good at the weekend. May your life be beautiful!

35. When you are tired, use beauty to relieve fatigue; If you are hard, use food to relieve fatigue; If you are upset, enlighten you by walking; If you are on the weekend, take some time to have fun. Have a nice weekend!

36, open the blinds, the sun began, from gentle overture to warm melody, sometimes warm tone, sometimes wild high-profile, running in love with laughter, is the most beautiful face of life, friends, I wish the weekend sunny.

37, the weekend is coming again, blessings are sent, happiness instructions, listen carefully; Worry and worry, leave it behind; Happiness is sweet, around; Take care of yourself, well; The care and cherish of friends; Frustrate difficulties and forget; Life is safe, remember.

38. Sweat from Monday to Friday is wisdom, and fatigue from Monday to Friday is fatigue. On weekends, put away your wisdom and giggle. On weekends, put away your fatigue and relax.

39. Do a good job, live a wonderful life, have a happy weekend that is not too slow, and send a cheerful blessing that is not too warm: I wish you a happy weekend.

40. How do you spend the weekend? Watermelon skin on your head, a big mat under your feet, ice cream in your left hand, herbal tea in your right hand, an electric fan hanging around your waist, nothing to whistle, boring to sleep in the refrigerator, how to cool down, this is how you should spend the weekend!

4 1, send my sincere wishes to you every day. I wish you a happy Monday. There are many happy things on Tuesday. Good luck on Wednesday, happy Thursday, happy Friday and happy weekend.

42. Plant a happy tree at the weekend, go back for a leisurely walk, embark on the road of freedom and break into the fog of good luck. Get rid of fatigue and be happy. Thousands of flowers bloom, and you are at ease. Everything is not difficult, and success will help. I wish you infinite happiness.

43. Today is the weekend. Make oil with happiness, cook with happiness, make a fire with health, and cook a happy meal for you. I wish you a warm mood, good health, all the best, full of happiness and a happy weekend after dinner!

44. Thank you for your continuous support to our work. This weekend, I hope you can have a good rest after a busy week. I wish you a happy weekend and a smooth career!

45, life does not need to be too tired, eat, drink and sleep; Look at the beauty of the world and enjoy the intoxication; Forget your troubles and sorrows and enjoy your happiness. The weekend is coming, I wish you a date with happiness and join hands with happiness!

46, a long week, waiting for the arrival of Friday, sent a congratulatory message to remind you to design early on the weekend, if friends get together, don't forget me, as long as you pay the bill, regardless of his white, red, yellow, beer, hee hee!

Dress up as a star, give you a sunny mood, dress up as a greeting, give you a hard wait, dress up for a while, and care for your friends as sweet as a honeymoon. Friends, it's been a busy week, so let's have a rest at the weekend.

48, five days busy to the weekend, good luck squeezed into a pot of "porridge", trouble is a cold "desert"; Step by step "walk" healthily and happily, leaving some loneliness; My blessing is the green "mainland", planting laughter will not sink "silence". Happy weekend!

49. My blessings account for two-sevenths of a week, the remaining two-sevenths hope you are happy, one-seventh hope you are happy, one-seventh hope you are happy, and one-seventh hope you don't worry. Have a nice weekend!

50, often under pressure = the work is not bad! Frequent shopping = money to spend! Regular banquets = still worth it! Frequent dating = young! I often receive information = someone cares! Have a nice and smooth weekend!

5 1, pick a ray of sunshine to give you warmth; Pick a cloud and give you romance; Blow good luck to you with a breeze; Grab a handful of air, give you a blessing package and send a short message to convey your health. Happy weekend!

52. I have the talent of Li Bai, the appearance of Pan An, the coolness of Jay Chou, the handsomeness of Nicholas Tse and the running ability of Liu Xiang. I know you are going to invite me this weekend, so please hurry up and wait for the expiration!

53. Relax and leave yourself a smiling face; Take a break and leave a space for yourself; Be tolerant and leave yourself a simple one; Indulge yourself and leave yourself a happy life. Have a nice weekend!

54. Send a text message to invite you over the weekend and go out to play together tomorrow. Prepare firewood and tableware, have a picnic and go fishing by the Yellow River. You and I spend our leisure time grilling fresh fish fillets on a bonfire. The car horn plays music and dances hand in hand. Happy Sunday trip!

55, an apple and a pear, I wish you a good mood like a face lift, two bananas and two dates, I wish you good health like jiaozi, six loofahs and six peaches, and I wish you good luck like noodles: Happy weekend!

56. I miss you with the stars, and the autumn wind sends me warm wishes. My deep thoughts have been brewing for a long time, and I quietly send them to you, my dearest friend. Have a nice weekend. Have fun.

57. It's really hard to wait for a long time. The long-lost Friday has finally arrived. The intense work is about to be put down, and the happy mood is full of my heart. Weekend activities are arranged in advance, and I sincerely wish the next three. Have a nice Friday!

58. By the end of the week, all the unpleasantness will be cleared away. With a kind of indifference and quietness, we will have a happy and warm camp, which is free and clear. Let happiness appear and laugh at Ying Ying; Let your interest be full and go your own way. Happy weekend!

59, the weekend is coming, you are the host, do whatever you want. Occasionally idle at home, still smiling on weekends; Chat online, talk on the phone, and contact more; Friends' true feelings spread thousands of miles, and distance is not a big problem: I wish you happiness!

60. My eyes are fragrant because of the weekend, my breath is fragrant because of the weekend, and my ears hear my blessing at the weekend. I hope a beautiful weekend can bring you a good mood!

6 1. Play a melody on the violin with cool wind to drive away fatigue, and play a piece of music on the guitar with cool rain to make yourself happy. On weekends, please walk into a small room with a good mood and have a rest.

62. Summer is full of enthusiasm and the sun is still shining; Send you a cup of green tea and look forward to the weekend; Meet and stop with happiness and dance with happiness; Enjoy the taste of happiness, and happiness will spread in your heart. The weekend is here, I wish you a happy mood!

If you work hard, you should have more rest. Listen to music and play games. Eat more vegetables and lose your temper less. If you are bored, contact me. The weekend is here, I wish you all the best!

64. When the weekend comes, the bad mood is far away. Happiness is busy at this time, troubles stop today, troubles dare not come near you, sadness is not in the service area, and happiness calls to harass you. Have a nice weekend!

65. It's another weekend to send blessings. I'm not satisfied with your blessings? I'm happy today. I'm lucky to find my wallet. When you meet a beautiful woman, you can enjoy happiness without working. It is a blessing to return my blessing, otherwise everything is a false blessing.

Dear, at this moment, do you get together with friends or stay up late to watch movies? Your most thoughtful reminder is that it's okay to relax once in a while, but not often. Regular work and rest is good for your health! Have a nice weekend!

You ask and I answer. What is love and what is home. This question doesn't bother me. If someone hurts you, it's called love, and if someone keeps you company, it's called home. The weekend has come, return your love, care for your home, and be happy and uncontested.

Collect rain in spring, lotus leaves in summer, cool breeze in autumn and plum blossoms in winter, and make a cup of herbal tea with the fire of missing. I hope I can drive away the summer fatigue for you, and wish you a relaxed and happy weekend!

Thousands of friends in Qian Qian, I thought of you; There are thousands of numbers in Qian Qian, and I found them. Qian Qian spent ten thousand weekends, and I chose today; Qian Qian has a million words of blessing, and I only express one sentence: You Qian Qian must be happy!

If peace can be predetermined, it will lock you in for life; If happiness can be pre-sold, it is to provide you with a lifetime of happiness; If you are lucky, you can make an appointment to arrange a good fortune for you. This weekend, I wish you all the best and leave happily!

On the weekend, I hope that those who read my short message from ear to ear, those who are infatuated with me after receiving my love, and all the friends who are so happy that they can't find the north when they see the blessing, will be happy every day and have all the best!

On weekends, my heart is happy, as happy as pleasant goat; Eat well and sleep well on weekends, just like a lazy sheep; On weekends, I am strong and healthy, as strong as Jonie. Good luck, little pervert, catching Meiyangyang this weekend.

Leisure and entertainment meet, and the weekend is happy and moist; Let's talk about wine and get together, and happiness will sprout at the weekend; Affectionate greetings are connected in a line, and troubles hide when they see you; Have a nice weekend. Don't be idle Remember to smile often!

The body is the capital of revolution and the mouth is the supply station of the body. On weekends, the word "Zhou" is hidden in it. You should try all the delicious food, whether fat or not. Remember to invite me to dinner!

Homemade side dishes warm the stomach, freshen the air and moisten the lungs, warm the sun and bask in the back, sleep under the covers, have fun, embrace life and kiss each other. The weekend is coming, and a happy life is with you.

Integrating leisure into life, being busy is also a kind of enjoyment; Integrate relaxation into life and enjoy relaxing moments; If you put a smile into your life, your life will be prosperous forever. Integrate greetings into your life, and wish you a beautiful and free-spirited mood!

Long time no contact, miss you very much; It coincides with the small weekend, and friends come to greet; May you feel comfortable, worry-free, worry-free; Relax physically and mentally, be happy and worry-free; Have fun at the weekend!

The weekend is coming, let's do a good thing together. There is a guy who often makes sandstorms and shows off, so we hit him and take it out on the people. I'll look for it, and you smoke it. By the way, remember its name is "Wind".

The sky is blue and the sea is wide, and the beauty of life is always the same; Clouds are blowing away, even on the other side, how lazy the weekend is; Forget the troubles, smile, the road of life is still very wide. I wish you a happy weekend and happiness will last forever!

Sleeping on weekends won't delay work, so it's easy to keep mental state. No phone calls add trouble, only leisure partners. It's okay to have a drink at a friend's invitation. All the troubles are put aside, carefree, carefree. Have a nice weekend!

Busy at work, please leave; Please enjoy the drizzling life; Happy mood, please don't let go; True friendship, please keep in mind; The weekend is here, I wish you happiness and worry-free!

Autumn is coming, the weather is getting colder and colder, and the temperature difference between morning and evening is getting bigger and bigger. Pay attention to dressing and sleeping. Weekends, rest and family gatherings are indispensable and fun. Yes, press the button and the blessing message will be sent to you.

Happiness is like a spray, leaving laughter after it recedes; Happiness is like sunshine, which makes you feel warmer when sprinkled on your body. Blessing is like a breeze, looking for you to send a good mood! Have a nice weekend!

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