I'm going to have an operation in a few hours ... what message should I send to my girlfriend, let her know, don't worry ... stay warm. ....

Tell a joke about a hospital, and then guide her to know that you are in the hospital. Worry is inevitable, but adjust the atmosphere and use your sweet words.

Get you some jokes.

"Can you tell me? How did you run out of the operating room? " The dean asked a very nervous patient.

"The nurse said,' Be brave, appendectomy is easy!' "

"Isn't it?" "alas! But this sentence is for the doctor who is going to operate on me! "

A nurse with a full chest and a good face quickly said to the doctor, "Go and see that patient." I just took his pulse, jumping 120 every minute, and his eyes are still staring at me. "

The doctor said unhurriedly, "You cover his eyes with gauze first, and then measure them."

Very skeptical

An honest country gentleman came to town to see a dentist. The doctor said to be anesthetized, and Mr. Wang immediately took out his wallet.

Dentist: "Sir, you don't have to pay now."

Sir: "Oh, I just want to make sure how much money I have before I am anesthetized."