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5 1 humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence praise their beauty.

I'm too versatile, aren't I? I have many expressions, sweet temper and good temper. It is perfect to make you laugh every day. I envy you having such a good friend.

Examination results can widen our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more beautiful than you.

I was stupid enough to get a tattoo and cut my wrist for someone. Now that I wake up, everything will be fine. Live a good life for my woman.

I am often blinded by my beauty, but I can't kiss myself.

I heard that getting married is super cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau can fix it for one dollar. Let me treat you.

6. Look more, it's hard for you to see such a sweet person again.

7. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I am not proud of my beauty.

8. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.

9. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

10. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my beautiful face?

1 1. Even if my brother goes to the beauty buster, Ben Shuai still hopes that you will not do that with the photo of Ben Shuai in the quilt at night.

12. Remember to wear comfortable shoes if you want to go shopping. Be kind to yourself, reflected in the details.

13. People who envy stories, unlike me, have lived for so long, and a beautiful word runs through their lives.

14. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

15. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

16. You don't even have dreams. What's the difference with salted fish? Have you ever seen a beautiful salted fish like me?

17. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

High EQ praises his beautiful humorous sentence 2 18. I have beauty and wisdom that I shouldn't have at this age.

19. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

20. Don't set up a stall in my sister's heart casually, and then call the city management!

2 1. They all say I am awesome! I don't think so. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than me. I am the most handsome!

22. I appreciate your eyes when you leave-there is no nostalgia!

23. The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

24. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

25. Even the wind envies me, Mingyue Lian prays for me, and even the sun applauds me. He is the super handsome guy in the world.

26. Not all beautiful women have a better life. If so, I give up and lose.

27. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

28. Whenever I look in the mirror, I will say; Shit, he's handsome again.

29. The first light in the darkness was born from my brother's handsome face.

30. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and say nothing about your handsomeness and beauty.

3 1. Hold your hand and drag it away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~

32. I accidentally want to grow old with you. good night

33. I thought it was a beautiful woman, but a beautiful woman is peerless and speechless.

34. Hello, I am WeChat Business, and my main products are my beauty and talent.

High EQ praises his beautiful and humorous sentence 3. The tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose are the gentlest.

36. Your appearance is beyond human imagination ...

37. Life is a bitter journey, and you can enjoy it only when you are clean. In this world, there are many things that we can't predict. We can't control our own destiny, but we can control ourselves; We cannot predict the future, but we can grasp the present; We don't know how long our life is, but we can arrange our life now.

38. Looking at the dusk in Gaodong, what do you want to rely on? Trees are all autumn, and mountains only have light.

39. If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai Neng could feed 3 billion people.

40.baidu; Is there anyone more beautiful than me? The results show that: Sorry, I can't find it.

4 1. I'm Zhang Buwei. Please hurry and feel inferior to death (the title of this post is I am Squidward Tentacles ~ Please ask me if you have any questions ~,

42. I am pure fiction. If I read it online, I will be cursed!

43. As we all know, the value of China people depends on four people, using a mobile phone to support Takeshi Kaneshiro, Yu Yan of Eddie Peng Yuyan, you and me.

44. Why? Why haven't I met anyone more handsome than me?

45. I envy my deskmate more and more because she has a handsome, handsome, sexy, charming and selfless deskmate, spreading laughter and love. Unlike my deskmate, she is as stupid as Gua Tian.

46. I have the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age.

47. There are two kinds of people in the world that fascinate men the most. One is like me, and the other is like me. What is a temperament girl? Like me.

48. The beginning of life is beautiful; Zero points, eggs.

49. Although I am handsome, I am very low-key!

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

5 1. Grandpa has been suffering from glaucoma for more than ten years, and he can't tell whether it is a man or a dog from a meter away. But when I appeared in front of him, the old man cried his eyes out, never seeing the sun again, and said that he didn't want to see anyone again, so as to avoid endless future troubles.

Humorous sentences praising girls with high emotional intelligence

Sentences with high emotional intelligence praising girls' humor-1. How can green willows compare with your hair? How can green ripples compare with your eyes; Sometimes, I stare at your Zhang Yuzhao at the bedside and feel that the whole world is immersed in beautiful spring scenery forever.

2.? If a girl is not beautiful, has no temperament and is not cute, praise her: you are very distinctive.

3.? Waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, that kind of sedate and dignified temperament, even naughty people will be cautious when they see you.

4.? If a girl is not beautiful, has no temperament and is not cute, praise her: you are very distinctive.

5.? Smart women are gold, temperamental women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of famous paintings of gold and diamonds.

6.? Far away, I look at your back, and your black hair is tied behind your head with a bunch of big red ribbons, like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream under a quiet mountain.

7.? The most beautiful woman in the world, besides the Statue of Liberty, you are next!

8.? You don't need watery and sparkling eyes, but your eyes should also be affectionate and charming.

9.? It's amazing that flowers bloom across the water. Water sinks into the bone and jade sinks into the muscle.

10.? You'd better hurry when crossing the street, or there will be traffic jams!

1 1.? Far away, I look at your back, and your black hair is tied behind your head with a bunch of big red ribbons, like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream under a quiet mountain.

12.? Would you please not appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase.

13.? See you stop looking at beautiful women, please don't appear in the street often, okay? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase!

14.? Actually, the first time I saw you was in a photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully.

15.? There are two kinds of girls in the world who are the cutest, one is beautiful; One is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

16.? In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.

17.? If a girl is beautiful, praise her: you are beautiful.

18.? If a girl is not beautiful and has no temperament, praise him: you are cute.

19.? You walked into the living room from the outside with a bunch of laughter, wearing a red sweatshirt casually, so beautiful and passionate,

20.? You are the most beautiful in my heart.

Humor sentence 2 praises girls with high emotional intelligence 1. I am so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beautiful women with fragrant flowers. I have a lovely girl with eyes like water apricots, not worse than him, haha.

2.? Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance. It's your own smell.

3.? That kind of sedate and dignified temperament, no matter how naughty people see you, they will be careful.

4.? Gorgeous and beautiful. Gorgeous for a while. Gorgeous and beautiful. It's fragrant and dazzling.

5.? Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance. It's your own smell.

6.? There must be no moon today, because the brilliance of the moon is covered by you.

7.? You came in skipping. A red coat and a tight belt looked so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.

8.? There are two kinds of girls in the world who are the cutest, one is beautiful; One is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

9.? If a girl is not beautiful, praise her: you are elegant.

10.? If a girl is not beautiful, praise her: you are elegant.

1 1.? If a girl is beautiful, praise her: you are beautiful.

12.? My feet are crawling, my head is shining, my waist is flowing, and my earlobe is shining. It means that if the onion root is cut, the mouth is like a dani, and the steps are fine, which is unparalleled in the world.

13.? If you have no characteristics, you can tell her that you can jump into the river.

14.? The traffic accident just now was all because of you!

15.? Smart women are gold, temperamental women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of famous paintings of gold and diamonds.

16.? That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time.

17.? Your eyes are so sultry that I can't help kissing her. Don't move, you'll get me deeper and deeper.

18.? Thank you very much for your careful teaching, I will keep it in mind! Stepping through every corner of my heart, every inch of my heart is full of respect for you.

19.? I'll ask you more if I have the opportunity. Everything you say will benefit me for life. In my impression, you are a person full of energy and charm.

20.? When the wind blew your hair dry, I was simply fascinated: in the shiny shawl soft hair, in the faint eyebrows, in the clear eyes like water … you are so beautiful!

Emotional intelligence praises girls' humor 3 1. If I use one word to describe my feelings for you, I think it is sincere.

2.? The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

3.? You are a bit like the moon in the sky and a twinkling star. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, I will write 10 thousand poems to describe your beauty.

4.? Although you are slender and petite, you speak softly, but you are very powerful. This is a real spiritual beauty!

5.? I can see your nobility in your words and your beauty in your manners.

6.? There must be no moon today, because the brilliance of the moon is covered by you.

7.? When the wind blew your hair dry, I was simply fascinated: in the shiny shawl soft hair, in the faint eyebrows, in the clear eyes like water … you are so beautiful!

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9.? If you have no characteristics, you can tell her that you can jump into the river.

10.? The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

1 1.? You don't have to have a bunch of lips and two rows of teeth, but your speech should be elegant and refined, witty and funny.

12.? You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.

13.? I am so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beautiful women with fragrant flowers. I have a lovely girl with eyes like water apricots, not worse than him, haha.

14.? Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women.

15.? Waterfall hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes,

16.? You are so excellent, and you are under great pressure!

17.? I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Venus, and then you!

18.? If a girl is not beautiful and has no temperament, praise him: you are cute.

19.? See you stop looking at beautiful women, please don't appear in the street often, okay? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase!

20.? ? The skin is soft and delicate, and the bones are symmetrical. Embroidered gold and silver silk unicorn in late spring.

Funny and beautiful words, beautiful sentences for women.

Funny words praising people's beautiful literature and art

1. See your nobility in your words and your beauty in your manners.

The traffic accident just now was all because of you!

You'd better hurry when you cross the intersection, or there will be a traffic jam!

4. Waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face and smart almond eyes.

That kind of sedate and dignified temperament, no matter how naughty people see you, they will be cautious.

Actually, the first time I saw you was in a photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time.

7. Would you please not appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase.

8. You walked into the living room from the outside with a bunch of laughter and casually wore a red sweatshirt. It was so beautiful and passionate.

9. Your elegant manners, charming and beautiful appearance, charming and decent manners and elegant and generous speech left a deep impression on me from the beginning.

10. You are a bit like the moon and twinkling stars in the sky. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, you will write 10,000 poems to describe your beauty.

Funny and beautiful words are the latest.

1) The angel registered all the beautiful women in the world and sent them to God for reading. After reading it, God ordered: Send a message to the kindest, most capable, smartest and most beautiful woman! Let her be young, happy and beautiful forever!

2) You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.

I found you in the crowd at a glance. I dare not say that you are the most beautiful among them, but I dare say that you are the best among them. Handsome figure, elegant and charming manner, especially raven hair, have an indescribable charm.

4) Eyebrows are not painted like distant mountains, and lips painted with sand are not painted.

5) The skin is soft and delicate, and the bones are symmetrical. Embroidered gold and silver silk unicorn in late spring.

6) Beautiful women. Stunning beauty Brilliant as spring flowers.

7) gorgeous and beautiful. Gorgeous for a while. Gorgeous and beautiful. It's fragrant and dazzling.

8) The sleeves are fragrant, and the red cockroaches are in the autumn smoke.

9) Young women imitate each other, and musicians are complacent.

10) The tile of osmanthus is gone, and Su E is going to get off.

1 1) Send a voice to ask Sainan, only geese fly every year.

12) Lotus Fairy. Bright and dignified. Bright and enchanting. Facing the lotus.

13) looks like a fairy. It's beautiful. Thick peaches and bright plums Fall in love with this country

14) You are so beautiful, like a lyric poem. You are full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance. What impressed me most was your clear eyes like a lake, and your long flashing eyelashes. I like asking, caring and greeting.

15) You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful and elegant face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.

16) The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

17) It's better to cross the road quickly, or there will be traffic jams!

18) If I use one word to describe my feelings for you, I think it is sincere.

19) I will ask you more when I have the opportunity. Everything you say will benefit me for life. In my impression, you are a person full of energy and charm.

20) When the wind blew your hair dry, I was simply fascinated: you are so beautiful in the shiny shawl soft hair, in the faint eyebrow eye Miri, Malaysia, and in the clear water eyes!

2 1) You don't have dimples, but your smile must be when the moon is full of flowers.

22) You don't need watery and sparkling eyes, but your eyes should also be affectionate and charming.

23) You don't need a bunch of lips and two rows of shell teeth, but your speech should be elegant, refined, witty and funny.

24) You are the most beautiful in my heart.

You are the most capable friend I know.

26) You are very considerate of others, which is rare.

27) A gentle woman is gold, a beautiful woman is a diamond, a smart woman is a treasure, and a lovely woman is a famous painting! According to research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings!

28) A woman is beautiful because she has a good mood; You are handsome because you are confident; The reason why you have temperament is because you have excellent self-restraint; I'm telling you because you have everything. I wish the perfect woman happiness.

29) A beautiful woman is a diamond, and a good woman is a treasure.

30) Without the sun, flowers would not bloom; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there is no love; Without a mother, there would be neither poets nor heroes. Happy Women's Day!

3 1) The world is especially beautiful because of the birth of women! It's just a small greeting, but it's profound!

32) Attractive women do not depend entirely on beauty, but on beauty, including manners, manners, speech, manners and knowledge.

I don't know how to express the strongest and deepest impression you left in my heart. Is it your plump and tall figure? Fair skin? Dark and deep eyes? Small and rosy lips? But there is still an indescribable and elusive instrument that stirs my heart.

34) You walked into the living room from the outside with a bunch of laughter. Your elegant manners, charming and pretty face, charming and decent manners, elegant and generous speech, casually wearing a red sweatshirt, are so beautiful, so enthusiastic, so calm and simple, and an unspeakable affection suddenly rises in my heart.

35) You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.

Actually, the first time I saw you was in a photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time.

37) Waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, that kind of sedate and dignified temperament, even naughty people will be cautious when they see you.

38) From a distance, I watched your back. Your black hair tied behind your head with a big red ribbon is like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain.

39) You came in skipping, wearing a red coat and a tight belt, looking so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.

40) The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

Speak beautifully.

1, you filled my life with love and tears.

2. I am so proud that I can't help laughing like a flower.

She is about seventeen or eighteen years old, with an oval face and beautiful appearance.

I feel so stressed when I am with you! Who made you so good!

5. I will never forget that tenderness, beauty and charm.

6. His red face sparkles like an apple ripe in September.

7. You'd better hurry at the intersection crossing the road, or there will be traffic jams!

8. I saw the skin of the girl's hands as jade, reflecting green waves and being as transparent as ever.

9. Her dark and bright eyes are turning, and she looks very smart and wise.

10, her big eyes, flashing bright light, like two bright stars.

1 1. If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

12, are you lonely sometimes? You are the only outstanding person in the world!

13, only the lotus can match your holiness, and only the moon can match your ice.

14. When she closes her eyes in the sunshine and breeze, she will have a feeling of life.

15. If she is young, how could she be born with such a figure and charming face?

16, only lotus can deserve your holiness, and you can deserve your ice and moon.

17, waterfall long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes.

18, you can see your nobility from your words and your beauty from your manners.

19, smell the flowers in spring and look at the willow branches in the spring breeze. The soul is so brilliant and rippling.

20. You may not have dimples, but your smile must be a shame when the moon closes.

Drinking from a Bowl contains 5 1 domineering and humorous sentences.

Drinking from a bowl is a domineering and humorous sentence 1. One for you, one for me, and after that, we'll dance together.

2. The sound of a thousand years comes to the pillow, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.

I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.

4. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If they see the rough road, they will shout. Who will drink if you don't drink?

Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine, and if he doesn't talk much, he will drink more.

6. Deep feelings, boring; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

7. Wine gives courage and makes people sentimental.

8. Standing on two legs does not count as drinking.

9. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

10. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.

1 1. It was very good. I feel like a dog and want to spit bubbles at you.

12. I won't float if the snow doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

13. Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

14. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

15. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

16. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

17. Two cups a day, and if you don't drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

Drinking from a bowl is domineering and humorous. The second sentence 18. Wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined in life and never let go of a man. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

19. I'm going to buy you a few drinks. I'm drunk and you carry it.

20. People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

2 1. Ms. suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me look ugly.

22. I have plenty of drinks. It's better to get drunk after a long night.

23. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

24. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be left for her son for 18 years.

25. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

26. Take a bite back and look at the silly drinker.

27. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, as if singing in despair.

28. The mangroves in Qian Shan are full of mountains and clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.

29. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

3 1. Run as soon as you drink. It's still early for promotion.

32. Red wine, white wine and wine, our friendship lasts forever.

I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel worse when I'm drunk. Don't drink in the future.

34. Being drunk is different from being awake!

Drinking from a bowl is domineering and humorous. Don't talk nonsense after drinking! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!

36. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

37. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

38. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

39. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

40. Drink nine taels at a time and concentrate on training.

4 1. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

42. It's great to drink for a while, and it's great to drink all the time.

43. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.

44. The lover's tears are drunk drop by drop; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

45. I started drinking again as soon as I lifted my ass.

46. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.

47. Brother, you drink this wine first, and I'll take care of it.

48. As long as you and I have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

49. Du Kang was the only solution.

50. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

5 1. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!