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Drink and talk about your mood
1. Don’t cry, don’t drink, don’t blow the cold wind alone at night.
2. Dabang said: I like taking pictures and drinking. I would prefer it if you would accompany me.
3. He told me not to drink because it would hurt my stomach. I said that my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine. .
4. Don’t forget to call your parents from time to time. Maybe you are working hard for a better future, but your aging parents are always thinking about you. They hear you. Sound, will be happy. On weekends, send a text message to those old friends who drink or go shopping together in school or skip classes. Some people may rarely have the opportunity to be together, but the friendship between classmates is far simpler than that of your colleagues.
5. Smoking when you are lonely, drinking when you are lonely, a person’s world is wonderful.
6. At a class reunion, play the truth game. One person says that I have never done XX. If others have done it, they must drink consciously. The girl who came on first said that I had never masturbated. The five boys on the table immediately picked up the wine glasses on the table silently. This is so damn cruel.
7. You ask me if I feel happy drinking alone. I tell you that I lack a lot in my life, but you are the only one I don’t lack.
8. When a person is indulged in a fantasy, he will regard the fantasy as a vague taste and as real wine. You drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from another kind of drunkenness.
9. I don’t know how to drink, but I am very strong-willed. As a result, I started dancing without finishing three drinks, and then I became drunk and ugly. This kind of person can be reused; I am a good drinker. Those who pretend not to drink, try their best to instigate others to drink, and won't stop until they see others falling drunk, will not be reused; those who know how to drink, drink according to their own capacity, do not persuade others to drink, do not instigate others, and just listen. If you respect it, you can reuse it with confidence. Jack Ma
10. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking.
11. The older you are, the harder it is to find friends. Because it is difficult for you to be willing to give in and compromise with others. Therefore, many people easily gather in lively groups to drink, eat, and talk loudly. Even if nothing happens, there is no nostalgia in each other's hearts. This is the way of social animals. As long as you don't talk about feelings, it's easy. The solemn and nostalgic treatment between people may be a luxury, but it is worth pursuing.
12. When you love someone, love eight points is just right. All expectations and hopes are only seven to eight points, and the remaining two or three points are used to love yourself. If you continue to love more, you are likely to put heavy pressure on the other person, making each other breathless, and completely losing the fun of love. So please remember, don’t be more than 60% drunk when you drink, don’t be more than 70% full when eating, and don’t be more than 80% in love with someone.
13. Be kind to yourself. When you are in a bad mood, don’t think about anything; go and eat what you like, but don’t drink.
14. Dabang said: I like taking pictures and drinking.
15. A beautiful woman was in a bad mood and was drinking in a bar. Because the beauty was too bored drinking alone, she forced a male colleague to come over. The beauty said: Can you drink some wine with me? I'm in a bad mood. The male colleague said hesitantly: I really don’t know how to drink, I’m really sorry. The beauty explained: Actually, I don’t know how to drink, and when I get drunk, I mess with my relatives. I drink mainly because I’m in a bad mood! As soon as she finished speaking, the male colleague immediately turned to the waiter and said: Four bottles of beer.
16. Nurses’ Day is here. The safety nurse reminds you to drink more boiled water and less alcohol; the health nurse reminds you to get more sun and less insect bites; the health nurse reminds you to eat more fruits and vegetables to prevent aging; psychological The nurse reminds you to read more text messages and worry less.
17. When a person is indulged in a fantasy, he will regard the fantasy as a vague taste and as real wine. You drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.
18. When I am scolded, you bear it, this is loyalty; when I drink, you accompany me, this is heroism; when I am happy, you smile, this is kindness; when I bless you, this is blessing. May you, who are loyal and heroic, have a harmonious family and be blessed forever.
19. I usually don’t let my wife eat more popsicles, and I limit myself to one popsicle a day. One night I came home late after drinking with friends. My wife came with a text message. I have already eaten three popsicles. Come back and hit me. If you don’t come back, I will eat the fourth popsicle.
20. Don’t cry when the wind blows, or get drunk when you drink alcohol.
21. Don’t eat too full, don’t walk too fast, don’t talk loudly, drink less, go to bed early, don’t get upset when things happen, and take bath frequently to keep your health the best. May your life always go smoothly and have endless beauty!
22. If one day you see me wearing ten centimeter high heels and heavy makeup, I know how to smoke, drink, fight, curse, can joke and play with emotions, and then When she is next to you, she will be as pure and pure as possible. She will not smoke, drink, fight, or curse. She will be gentle, virtuous, and considerate to you. I will definitely stand in front of you, point at her, and tell you: I used to be like this, but you didn't cherish it!
23. Goodbye is when you see me smoking, drinking and swearing, and you laugh at my debauchery , do you still remember that when we first met, I didn't even dare to say a word. You have a lot to do with me becoming like this.
24. Life is so tiring: I have to queue up to get on the bus, I have to suffer to love you, eating has no flavor, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes to make money! Even sending a text message to Xiaozhu has to be charged! Best wishes Happy Laba to you
25. Who can walk around in the world without drinking. How can people not get high when they are wandering around the world?
26. Are you willing to be old friends? We can also go drinking together when we grow old.
27. When drinking, it is the heart that is dealing with it, not the stomach. Just like burning incense, what you want is just a fragrant atmosphere, rather than using the fragrance as oxygen. This is also the original intention of drinking wine with a close friend.
28. The south is more open-minded, while the north plays mahjong, drinks and brags. It’s the same across the country.
29. I drink, fight, and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, if you only wear one piece of clothing, no one will feel bad if nothing happens.
30. Now, I have ugly hair, bad complexion, acne, drinking, crazy words, swearing, and living in confusion. If someone loves me at this time, it must be true love. Drink and talk about your mood. Drink and talk and talk about sad sentences.
1. Today I want to live a new life. To do this, I have to go to bed early and get up early, not eat meat or drink alcohol, never stay up late and surf the Internet. All pornographic information. Exercise and read good books every day, think more about your parents, and be grateful to everyone.
2. The first time I took revenge on someone, I tasted it, like drinking wine. The first time I drank it, it was fragrant and sweet, but later on my mouth was full of bitterness.
3. Be kind to yourself. When you are in a bad mood, don’t think about anything; go and eat what you like, but don’t drink.
4. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today, and you will be worried tomorrow.
5. Watch a movie together in the cold winter, go to the library to find a book, drink and chat at the small kitchen table. Every time I leave, I know I will come back at some point. Even if you travel far away, there will be someone who cares about you in your heart and you will not be lost in the changes of time. Stay together quietly and watch the worldly scenery until everything becomes empty. Time is short and everything is impermanent. The one you love, you and I, must cherish and be willing to love each other.
6. Don’t drink or smoke. You can save countless money in three years.
7. I am so worried that I can’t get drunk. Before the wine arrives, tears first come. The lamp is turned off and the pillow is turned off, and I know the feeling of sleeping alone. The sorrow of separation gradually becomes endless, and the distance is endless like spring water.
8. She always cries when drinking, saying that she would be a loser without you.
9. I only have loneliness and wine: I don’t blame him if he doesn’t come with me.
10. You don’t need to drink, just looking at flowers will be intoxicating.
11. I don’t drink, but I said drunken things.
12. Are you willing to be old friends? We can also go drinking together when we grow old.
13. Don’t smoke. Don’t drink. Don’t go shopping. Don’t make noises. Don’t cry. Don’t make trouble. Have a normal conversation. Take things as they come. This is who I am now.
14. The strongest drinker of wine, smoke the hottest cigarettes, and love the person you love the most.
15. I really want to know whose name I will call out when I am drunk.
16. Half a pound of wine is not the right amount of wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall, but I won’t walk with half a pound of wine.
17. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After getting drunk, I realized that the person beside me was just missing.
18. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink anymore, run away.
19. Drinking with a broken heart. Drinking hurts the lungs. In the end, you are heartless and lungless.
20. I used to think that I couldn’t be a hero because I didn’t like drinking. Now I know that heroes don’t drink because they like drinking.
21. When I’m drunk, I don’t accept anyone, so I hold on to the wall.
22. I just watched a TV show that drinking alcohol causes cancer. I was so scared that I quickly drank a bottle of wine to calm down! From then on, I made up my mind: I will never watch TV again!
23. Girls who smoke, drink, and have tattoos have a story that they don’t want to mention.
24. It doesn’t matter if you stand with both feet and drink, but you never drink with your buttocks standing.
25. I hate drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink.
26. I don’t like drinking, I just get drunk.
27. My woman! You are absolutely not allowed to play outside with other men in the middle of the night! You are not allowed to drink with other men!
28. I heard that drinking can cause sudden death, so I fell in love with drinking.
29. The companionship of wine is loneliness. After I got drunk, I realized that I didn’t remember the person beside me, but that the wine soaked all over my body, from the bottom of my heart, and only entered my heart.
30. A person who is not a good drinker drinks mostly to vent, but a good drinker like me stops drinking to bury certain things deep in my heart.
31. Whether I drink or not, I am pretending to be confused.
32. My best friend has no money. Needless to say, take it! My bestie is sick, no need to ask, just stay with me! My bestie is heartbroken, needless to say, comfort me! If your best friend wants to drink, you don’t have to force her to drink, just keep her drunk!
33. Work summary in 2009 and work plan in 2007 - existing problems: I like to drink. Analyze the reason: the wine tastes good. Summary of experience: Drinking is good. Corrective measures: Drink well. Direction of effort: Drink good wine
34. I want to cry with tears in my eyes, I want to smile without being able to hold the corners of my mouth, and I just want to use alcohol to numb all my thoughts.
35. Someone asked why you don’t like smoking but like drinking. I said because drinking hurts yourself, but smoking can also hurt others.
36. Those who died in the war are dead, but those who are alive will continue to live and drink, remembering the time when they drank with us.
37. Cut off the water with a knife and the water will flow more. Raising a cup will eliminate the sorrow and make it more sorrowful.
38. If you can avoid smoking, don’t. If you can avoid drinking, don’t drink.
39. If you learn to smoke, drink and fight, you will become a bad girl. Is this the case, you can live heartlessly and cold-bloodedly?
40. You are not crazy, make trouble, rebellious, drink, sing karaoke, or skip classes. If you don’t fight, then may I ask if you are feeding the dog in your youth? ! Talk about the mood of drinking
1. I always forget you a thousand times, but think of you a thousand and one times.
2. Is there someone else of mine in this world who is living the life I want?
3. The restlessness of a green leaf comes from the wind, but the wind passes by accidentally.
4. I am a very lonely person. I have never smiled since you left.
5. Someone who really loves you will not make you wait, let alone a long time.
6. I know that you all don’t like me anymore, okay, just leave me alone.
7. The reason why men are carefree is because no one can capture his heart.
8. Life is like a play, but the play can be retaken, but life cannot be repeated.
9. Your departure is like countless hammers hitting my heart, making me unable to breathe.
10. If you like this kind of thing, even if you cover your mouth, your eyes will still come out.
11. Don’t search too hard, the best things often appear inadvertently.
12. Experts say you should never look at your phone for too long, otherwise the phone will run out of battery.
13. I keep all our memories, but now you are missing in my memory.
14. The good news is that I have thought of how to say it, but the bad news is that no one wants to hear it.
15. The left side of the head is filled with flour and the right side of the head is filled with water. Whenever I think about a problem, my head is full of paste!
16. Just like a wild cat in the alley, no matter how sweet it is, it just passes by like a passerby.
17. No text messages, no phone calls, nothing, but I am still here and miss you very much.
18. The loneliness and loneliness that I hold in my arms cannot survive this dream, which is so cold that it reaches my heart.
19. Lying in bed and looking at the ceiling, thinking about fruitless things and imagining impossible stories.
20. If you look at it lightly, you will be hurt less. Don't wait for people you shouldn't wait for, and don't hurt hearts you shouldn't hurt.
21. If I could choose at the moment when life is born, I would rather choose destruction from the beginning!
22. I still like the way your eyebrows are curved and the corners of your mouth are slightly raised, just like when you walked into the classroom for the first time.
23. Tears still flowed down drop by drop. Even though I knew the outcome, I still couldn't help but look forward to his arrival.
24. Sometimes, we are forced to take the path of our choice, until one day we realize that we should find our own voice.
25. I always like to think too much about some things. Only when I really know something do I realize that I have thought so much.
26. Don’t be distracted by your heart and don’t be trapped by your emotions. Don't be afraid of the future, don't dwell on the past. So peaceful. Give it to yourself this autumn.
27. I can talk to others about you without changing my expression, but no one can imagine that my heart has already reached the rocky sea.
28. Accomplishment is not about giving in, but just wanting to change the way and keep watch. Making the person you like happy is also a way of love.
29. Time is always ruthless. Maybe in a blink of an eye, we are old and times are changing. The only thing that remains unchanged is the friendship we once had.
30. The most appropriate distance is: not hurting each other and keeping warm.
31. Behind us is the sad sunshine everywhere, with shadows dancing on it.
32. Learn to be yourself and let go of everything that does not belong to you gracefully.
33. What cannot be denied is my feelings for you, not our final love.
34. I am always worried about losing someone. Now think about it, who would be worried about losing me.
35. No one wants to indulge in a meaningless past.
36. If you feel the sweetness of love, maybe you will also get the mark it gives.
37. Some things can only be done once in this life, and some people can only love once in this life.
38. If two people want to be together well, there must be one person who can endure it.
39. The past will disappear in my life, and everything in the past will be foreign to me.
40. Cry for yourself at night and laugh for others during the day. This is the so-called life.
41. Mutual support and mutual restraint are actually in another sense, mutual dependence.
42. My disease is a person’s name, and my life is also a person’s name.
43. I don’t know since when, I have become a stranger to myself.
44. I remember you accidentally, my eyes follow you closely, and I want to tell you all my sorrows and joys.
45. After living for so long, I realized that I have nothing but my stubborn temper.
46. Time may not prove many things, but it can certainly reveal many things.
47. In this world, all people with true temperament always have different ideas.
48. There is always that one person who always lives in your heart but disappears from your life.
49. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?
50. Some people say that the sky is the sea when turned upside down, but you can still see its boundlessness.
51. After disappearing for more than two months, I came back again. You all forgot that I ever existed.
52. When I dived into the dusty stack of books, the ecstasy in my heart was indescribable.
53. After all, I am not a dedicated woman, and sooner or later I will disappear from your world.
54. Loneliness means there is no one in your heart. Loneliness is when there is someone in your heart but not around you.
55. Draw a smiling face that belongs to you, put it into the endless story, and let it slowly settle.
56. I am a person who is not good at expressing myself, so I can only laugh heartlessly in front of you.
57. Only after being displaced, can we rediscover the traces left by time in our hearts.
58. In this world, only a truly happy man can bring real happiness to a woman.
59. Being strong does not mean not yielding in the face of major right and wrong, but also not changing oneself before setbacks.
60. Everyone will make mistakes, but please pay attention to the number of times; everyone will be fickle, but please pay attention to the speed.
61. The reason for the repeated estrangement of feelings may be that when I need you, you happen to not be there.
62. Since ancient times, destiny has always been unbreakable. I will always sigh and complain. I will shed tears on the edge of the stone for three lives and bury my flower soul in this life.
63. You seem to have lost weight, your hair has grown longer, and your back is so unfamiliar that it makes me feel like I only saw you in the last century.
64. However, there are many kinds of laughter, some are joyful, some are forced, some are charming, and some are sour.
65. Sometimes, you don’t truly realize the value of some cherished moments until they become memories.
66. Without the involvement of emotional problems, you can have more time to concentrate on your studies and career, and move forward to become a successful person as soon as possible.
67. Some past happiness or pain can only be buried in the bottom of my heart, and some hopes can only be forgotten about the present or future.
68. I can’t hide my secrets, and I can’t hide my sadness, just like I can’t hide the joy of loving you, and I can’t hide the hesitation when we are separated.
69. I like to look at your sweet smile, which warms my heart in an instant.
70. How do you feel about me and tolerate all your bad tempers?
71. I love you with all my heart. This is my lifelong promise to you.
72. Happiness is a feeling. Those who are not satisfied will never be happy, but those who are content will always be happy.
73. If the whole world betrays you, I will betray the whole world in front of you.
74. I always cherish the things you give me, and I smile like a child when I see them.
75. It’s better not to meet each other. You will always be the same in my memory.
76. The only difference between dreams and reality is: one can dream, the other can only be bored.
77. I have a heart that loves you unfailingly, but you don’t take me seriously.
78. Sometimes I can look at it very indifferently, and sometimes I am too persistent.
79. If only that one person appears in your world, then the rest will just make do.
80. I am obviously standing in front of you, but who is your hand reaching for?
81. Maybe you can only understand my love for you until the end of the world.
82. When you say the wind chimes are ringing, I think of you. Hey, the windy weather has been so recent.
83. I tried my best to drown my pain, but it learned to swim. Women drinking sentences to talk about their mood. Girls talk about their mood after drinking
Women drinking sentences to talk about their mood. Women drinking sentences to talk about their mood. Girls talking about their mood after drinking
1. Be a strong woman and be calm. Yes, be brave and experience it, and forget those people and things that have disappeared
2. I almost became a fool because of your deceptive promise.
3. An ordinary you can make all my arrogance become as humble as dust.
4. Maybe we can’t not care, but we can find a way to make ourselves care less.
5. Thinking of someone, I giggle and feel disappointed. Not lovers, but sisters
6. I am like a fly lying on the window, with a bright future but no way out.
7. Can we treat each day as the last day and love each other
8. My heart tells me that I am not allowed to be helpless
9. My heart is so tired, love makes people so sad
10. I can't laugh out loud. Looking at the words typed to comfort me, I always betray myself in my heart.
11. What kind of brothers don’t talk about it every day? Brothers are the ones who will help you at all costs when you are in trouble
12. In which embrace are you now? I still have your warmth on my shoulders
13. My dear, I no longer feel so good after seeing the hypocritical faces of some people
14. You pulled out my roots and I tore them apart. Your heart
15. Two people who can empathize will not be too tired to get along with each other.
16. Man, I don’t owe you anything.
17. At this time tomorrow, I will have left your world forever. I hope you can be very happy.
18. If you can’t open your mouth, why do you value your commitment so low?
19. Loneliness represents a person’s sadness and pain, and loneliness represents a person’s scheming and thinking.
20. Never mention the past again. Pain or happiness will not be brought by life or taken away by death.
Recommendations about women being drunk
1) No matter how deeply you have been hurt, there will always be someone who can make you forgive all the things that life has done to you before. Make things difficult.
2) A strong heart is often defeated by a simple comfort, and then bursts into tears.
3) There is no shortage of emotions and desires, only single-mindedness is needed.
4) What cannot be forgotten are memories, what continues is life, and what is missed is just passing by.
5) In fact, you will not meet many people who are truly good to you in your life.
6) If you care too much about other people’s opinions, there will be two endings: either you will die of exhaustion, or you will let others torture you to death.
7) I don’t need that person to be perfect, I just need you to make me feel that I am yours.
8) I have always liked you secretly, but I was just afraid that you wouldn’t even be friends if you found out.
9) Happiness is not about getting what you want, but about getting what you want!
10) I am not here to help you, I just want to prove that I am the only one who can bully you in this world You and others have no way.
The latest talk about drunk women
1) Love either makes people mature or degenerates.
2) The world is willing to listen to people who are used to silence.
3) In just a few decades of life, the most important thing is to satisfy yourself, not to please others.
4) Sometimes it really makes the party who gives more affection become very humble.
5) Although we will be separated eventually, please let me still see your smile when I look back.
6) There are two types of strangers, those who don’t know them and those who pretend not to know them.
7) Maybe there is another side to love. It really comes true. Even if this fulfillment comes at the expense of oneself.
8) The scars left by that past relationship will never be healed in a lifetime.
9) Memories are the best ending. Fools are all the same and cannot escape sadness.
10) I closed my eyes and couldn’t see myself, but I saw you.
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