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What do you mean by bandits?

Hemp bandit: a gangster who is addicted to playing mahjong

When bandits become hemp bandits. .........

(2009- 10-22 20:02:29) Reprinted label: Ma You swears to gamble on the stock market classification: the story of relatives.

Recently, I have to announce sadly that my gangster, who used to be obsessed with the stock market, has slowly and wholeheartedly devoted himself to a new job-becoming the most loyal guardian of Matian, setting up camp there, erecting poles and flags, and now has a number of formal members.

I really recorded some short messages with Ma You on weekdays. Please give us a glimpse of this bandit's ugly face.

Short message about the work arrangement of the hemp field: The first political consultation meeting of Mahjong Research Committee (hereinafter referred to as Mahjong Research Committee) decided the following positions: Xiaozhe (president) is responsible for organizing daily seminars; Xiao Hao (honorary president) is responsible for liaison work; Fan Xiao (doctoral supervisor) is responsible for picking up and dropping off students from the hemp field; Xiao Xie (a senior professor is on standby anytime, anywhere) ... The meeting recorder designates himself.

On the short message condemning a few members who are often beaten by gambling: Yesterday afternoon, after the decision of the Party Committee, you have been kept in the Party for observation. If I don't put in a good word, you will be fired directly. In the future, you must work hard, overcome all difficulties, prepare enough food, grass and ammunition, try to change your image, let the organization have a new understanding of you and entrust it with a heavy responsibility again. God bless you. Amen. .........

The message of encouragement to those who quit the arena: In retrospect, you fought bravely in cities in all directions and often led soldiers of the same color (who would only become uniforms) to kill us and others, but now there is no news, and your heart is filled with emotion. When can you show your flag and win Regal again?

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As can be seen from the above message, the bandit's addiction to mahjong has reached the point of deep bone marrow. In the face of his change from shallow to deep, I tried all kinds of methods, and finally failed to save him from the quagmire. I have heard the confession declaration n times, and I swear to quit gambling. A few days later, I was back on my feet, back in the game. At present, I have made a summary. If this gentleman refuses to go to Matian automatically, he will lose badly ... Every day after noon 12, the phone keeps ringing and text messages come and go. In less than a quarter of an hour, several big men who drank chicken blood were invited to rush to the sacred place in their hearts. We often leave orphans and widows behind, and it is often a cold drink. Fortunately, my mother came, so we could have a hot meal. But now my life is even more miserable. With my mother-in-law sitting at home, he has more peace of mind. Generally speaking, you can't see your husband in the afternoon. Whether I can meet him in the middle of the night or not depends on his old man's mood and interest in winning or losing. At present, such days have lasted for several months. The good thing is that this bandit has never fought all night, and he can remember it every night. I think I should be satisfied.

The above is a portrayal of the real life of a veteran's sad wife. Is it a sigh?