Notice of looking for thieves

We can learn about the cultural background and humanistic feelings at that time from folk stories.

The following is a thief-seeking notice that I recommend to you:

Dear people who withdrew money from this ATM on X Day, because I was careless and forgot to take the card, you were able to successfully take away 4,8 yuan from my card. I regret it, because I should have saved it in 2 yuan again, so you can make up an integer. Please call me when you see this searching for you, and I will call 2 yuan to your card. Please don't think this is a bait plan, and don't think this is a fantasy. I stick to my integrity. If I don't remit you another 2 yuan, I will die a natural death!

Ladies and gentlemen, if you look at this searching for you, you must think that I am mentally ill or a 25-year-old. Don't be suspicious at random. You will understand my good intentions as long as you listen to my story.

The cause of the incident is that I went to the bank ATM the day before yesterday to withdraw money, but I forgot to take my card. Before I came to my senses and hurried back to the ATM, the card was still there, but the 48 yuan in Cary was taken away. I found the bank, and the bank pulled up the video. It was within a few seconds of my turning around that a young girl stole the money from my card. The bank asked me to report the case to the police station. I went to the police station, but the police officer who received me refused to take my case, saying: There are regulations: the amount of fraud and theft can only be filed if it reaches 5, yuan. Now you understand, the amount you stole is only 4,8 yuan, except 2 yuan, so the police station may help me recover the stolen money. Helpless, I only came up with this way, find the person who stole my 48 yuan, and then give her a 2 yuan on the card to make up 5 yuan. Can't the police station file a case?

don't think I'm being whimsical. A blind man opens his eyes to money. 2 yuan for free, I believe, even the most beautiful woman will be tempted. No, the first day my searching for you was posted, I received more than 5 phone calls and text messages, all claiming to be people who stole my money. I will reply a short message to all men: different genders. All women, I asked to send my photo to verify my identity. The result was not. Just when I was about to be disappointed, on the third day, I received a photo on my mobile phone, which was the wonderful woman who stole 48 yuan from me. I was overjoyed, and immediately called 2 yuan money according to the bank number she left. After the beautiful woman received my money, she also sent a text message saying: the money was received. I love you, honest fool!

I thought to myself: just wait and see! You will regret this windfall for life!

I rushed to the police station with the short message that the girl who was locked up received my money from 2 yuan, found the policeman who had received me at the beginning, showed him the short message of the beautiful woman, and claimed that I had collected enough 5, yuan to file a case. It took the policeman a long time to figure out my genius plan. He stared at me admiringly for a while, suddenly changed his face and snapped, "You are so bold, you dare to make a fake case, fined 3 yuan and detained for 5 days. "

That's all the contents of the thief notice. You are welcome to share the story with your relatives and friends!

Ancient Xuanwumen, Qin Wang Chunqiu, Sima Xiangru, Zhuo Wenjun and Han Xin Classic.