Courtship messages? urgent

A. Fold a curved paper boat, full of my thoughts, and float to your bed on the watery moon. May this curved paper boat berth at your bedside, and let my thoughts and blessings wait for you to sleep.

B. A pair of truly happy and intimate lovers go through three processes: meeting by destiny, knowing each other and falling in love. Every change needs the joint efforts of both sides.

C. If the heart is close, the distance is short, if happiness is made of honey, bitter sea water is sweet. If you receive my message, I hope you are happy today no matter how tired or annoyed you are.

D. No matter how much you pay for your loved ones, you have no regrets; To friends, a friendship between gentlemen is as light as water; Love your lover forever. Life used to be simple, as long as you give some sunshine, it will be brilliant.

E. A concern does not need a long speech, but a short greeting can be very warm; A bosom friend doesn't need to meet every day, and a heart-to-heart relationship can last. A faint greeting is a kind of beauty! Good luck with your work! Everything is fine!

Your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth cares for you, your friends are loyal to you, and the star of luck shines on you forever. Take good care of yourself, sneeze occasionally, and then you go! Find someone who is worthy of your love. I don't know you and your feelings well enough. I know that some things can't be forced and some distances can't be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really can't believe you ran away with someone for a bone!

Press if you love me! Urgent ... hey, hey! I told you ... you pressed it because you love me! You are still pressing ... I will tell you that you love me and deny it. I can't stand you ... you press it again ... okay! I love you too!

Dear slacker, do you sleep deeply in winter and laugh in your dreams? It's a beautiful day today. Remember to take a bath in the afternoon, lest your fragrance put me down tomorrow!

The man paid the bill without looking at it. He's chasing this woman. When he began to pay attention to the items on the bill, he had caught up with the woman; When he looked at the bill and complained that it was too expensive, his relationship with this woman was very stable.

Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, old cows like young grass, and good horses don't eat grass back. There are many herbs in the world, and they become grass as soon as they get married.

Love is the most hurtful martial art in the world, which is much more harmful than Qiao Feng's eighteen moves to subdue the dragon, Duan Yu's six-pulse Excalibur and Ling Huchong's nine swords of Dugu.

The highest way to pick up girls: tear your face, put aside your self-esteem, empty your wallet, empty your mind, and exhaust your time and energy. Nothing can't be soaked!

Miss you is a happy thing! Nice to meet you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! But I lied to you, and it just happened! Ha ha!

If it is a mistake to look good, then I am all wet. If loveliness is a sin. I have committed a terrible crime. It's hard to be a man! You are fine, yes, you are not guilty … I envy you!

If the government stipulates that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I'd rather it was you. Till death do us part, I have no regrets! But the government has no regulations ... then forget it!

Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition.

What kind of language can express my mood at this time; What kind of action can express my love at the moment; Whisper your nickname-pig, you are the only one in my life, and continue in the afterlife!

Honey, do you really want to meet? Then you have to promise: if I turn around and run away, don't pull me. If I faint on the spot, you should give me artificial respiration, remember to breathe hard.

Now I have a feeling that I have never felt before. Whenever the phone rings, I think it's you. My heart will be pounding, my breath will be short, my hands and feet will be cold, and my limbs will be numb. I feel very uncomfortable. Please call me!

In college, falling in love is called going to work, lovelorn is called being laid off, empathetic is called changing careers, lovelorn hasn't started to find another object yet, and then we can talk about being laid off and reemployment!

Love is a dish: put your feelings into the pot of fate, sprinkle with happy oil, sprinkle with happy sugar, pour a bottle of sad vinegar, add bitter salt and colorful peppers, and burn the years to misery. When you have a variety of flavors, this dish can be served.

Where is my captain? Without you, I will lose my way; In the vast sea, I will be swallowed up by the waves; I feel lonely in the starry night; Can you accept my invitation to be my captain?

I am an spoony bluebird, willing to get hurt at your gun. Even if you stride away, your laughter will warm my heart like the wind. If you look back occasionally, you will find that tears have filled my eyes.

You are the cup when I drink water-kiss you; You are my pillow when I sleep-love (touch) you. The stars in the sky are the eyes that shed tears when I miss you, and the waning moon is the heart that splits in two when I miss you!

I have a crush on you, but I have been afraid to tell you. This table is a little small. When I met you, my heart was always pounding, and sometimes I even wanted to hold you.

Childhood friends, two small conjectures; The love of a virgin will never be forgotten. Please tell me, when will this long-buried seed germinate?

If loving you is a task given to me by God, I hope this task is permanent, and it should not have a deadline. Because God knows I will cherish you.

On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

Sister, I love you as a mouse loves rice. I miss you. I fell in love with you at first sight. I didn't say anything about chasing you. I came to see you again and again, and I must catch up with you.

You are the sun in the sky, and I am the mountain on the earth; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground.

If I had a million dollars, I would take you there. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can't take you; If I have ten yuan, I love you. Do I have ten yuan? Yes, so I love you!

Me! I want it! I want you! I want you to look at me. I want you to look me in the eye! I want you to look me in the eye and say! You want me!

Five hundred years ago, I was an ordinary worker in your family. I fell in love with you when I peeked at your embroidery posture at the window the other day. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!

I love your heart, your liver and three quarters of your body! I love your meat piece by piece, and my money is ten yuan!

You were the landlord in your last life, and I was your parents' worker. I worked for you for 30 years, but you didn't give me a penny. In this life, God is destined to ask you to accompany me all my life to repay me!

You are my winter cotton-padded jacket and summer ice cream. You are the Apollo in my life. I am willing to pull a scooter and collect junk for you! I hope I can walk side by side with you, and Qian Shan will certainly walk!

As God is my witness, my shadow will always be with you, and my eyes will always be on you ... damn it, I mean-except when you take a shower!

I'm ugly but I'm gentle, I'm thin but I'm full of sinews, I'm soft-hearted but my legs are not short. I will catch up with you and go to the ends of the earth.

After a farewell, I miss you in two places. It's only three or four minutes. Who knows that it's impossible to pass on the eight-character script after five or six hours of carrying water with seven hearts. 1999 Long life, Shiliting loves you!

Honey, I miss you so much! I really want to kiss you, bite you and eat you. Come on! Into my arms, so comfortable.

Baby, I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will cause tooth decay.

If you can look at me until I become a bald, timid and ugly old man, then I will look at you until you become a shriveled and wrinkled old lady.

You are a flower, I am a green leaf to set off your beauty, you are the moon, I am a star to set off your beauty, you are tea, I am boiled water, can I soak you?

I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! I love you more than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean!

You, you, you goblin, poisoned me with your love poison, but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.

I shot the arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment and keep you in my heart forever without bail.

If one day you are old and have no teeth, I will still kiss your toothless gums.

Baby, baby, I love you as mice love rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a crow chasing on the ground. I won't scold you if I don't hit you. I torture you with my feelings.

Want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!

Love, love, I love you, just as mice love rice; Don't hit you, don't scold you, bite you off!

Love you for ten thousand years, exaggeration! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Loving you for 70 years in a row is my strength!

Dear: You fly in the sky and I chase after you on the ground! You swim and swim in the water, and I watch and watch on the shore. Although I am black, my charm shines brightly!

Acacia is a mysterious thing and an infectious disease. It is also transmitted across mountains and rivers. When you put it in an envelope and open it, it has a strong "medicinal taste". Are you sick today?

Marry me, and I will flush your toilet with oil, take a bubble bath with remy martin XO, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Use Zhao Wei as your maid.

Flip a coin and ask God if I love you. If it is positive, it means I love you. If it is negative, then, then will God be wrong?

I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send you a short message.

Son, you should get married. If you marry a smart and wise wife, you will be happy; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher.

How do you know you're in love with me? M: I can't sleep because I miss Nian. Woman: This is not enough proof, because my mother can't sleep for you, but I know she doesn't love you!

God saw that man was thirsty, so he created water. God saw people were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you didn't have a partner to hold hands with, so he created our meeting.

With full love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it!

Send you a couplet-the first couplet is: the wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I will wait for you to call back; The bottom line is: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life; Horizontal batch: I miss you so much!

I looked at the stars at night and found something unusual. There is a rare lucky light around your sign. What happened? I calculated and calculated, wow! So I'm in love with you!

God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; See you, too far; What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls!

To know my feelings for you, please call 1573. Please call 520 13 14 for my promise (I love you all my life); If you are satisfied, please press the emotion key 3399 (long and long).

Love you = $330 for breakfast (I miss you), $380 for lunch (I want to hug you), $370 for dinner (I want to kiss you), and snacks 13 14520 (I love you all my life).

I was ill and was diagnosed with lovesickness. Before I left, the doctor gave me a prescription: 109500 to kiss you, one at a time, three times a day, until you finish kissing.

I feed the cat to prevent it from cheating; In order to prevent thieves from stealing cars, I rode an old broken car; In order to prevent you from cheating, I will put a special seal on your head and neck every time to see if you dare to date another MM.

Honey, I won the first prize! The winning numbers are: 5 1 I want, 30 miss you, 20 love you, 13 life, 14 life! There is also a special number, the number is: 520 I love you!

Stop sneaking around and crying and turn yourself in! I'll intercede with old Yue. You must understand that falling in love with me is not a crime. Show me your love!

Ye Er can also understand the sneak attack of the wind; Snowflakes can still accept sunlight; Even mice don't hate cats that much; Are you still mad at me for reading text messages? Baby, smile, I love you!

Vow: We should miss every day, but don't meet each other every day! I am responsible for beauty, and you are responsible for making money! You can love someone else, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum ... rat poison to cook noodles.

The standard of a good husband: the wife should wait patiently when dressing up, be grateful and thrifty when giving pocket money, take the initiative to pay the bill when shopping, and bow at attention when giving lectures!

12345 It's really hard to miss you, 23456 is still affectionate, 34567 left me a message, 445678 loves me or not, 56789 loves you forever, and 67890 really changed love!

You little goblin, you poisoned me with your love poison, but you refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.

You know ... an ugly person like you can't get married ... what should I do? I sacrificed!

My love, you are my oxygen. Although you are not with me, you still fill every inch of space around me. I love you forever!

I think about you every day and every night, and I am always sad without you. I am sad because I love you. I'm crazy about you all day. Don't let me meet you, or I will shoot.

Send you a bunch of roses to express your love; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu flower. Eat up, laugh!

Life has given me a difficult problem. How can I celebrate by giving me such a lovely you? Life also gives you a difficult problem. I gave you such a loyal me. How should you solve it?

Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work with Boeing 777. Promise me?

Baby: I've taken out all the true feelings, including interest, that I've put in my emotional bank in my life and put them on you. I hope you can accept and make good use of it and develop it!

Miss you, it feels like: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping; I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will do nothing but miss you!

Love is fate, fate is accident, and accident is predestined. It is destined to be just a test for Yue Lao. For you, I accepted the test of Yue Lao again and again. Now Lian Yue doesn't want to embarrass me any more, just accept me!

Love cookbook, ingredients: all of my heart, a bunch of roses. Methods: get rid of sloppy, indifferent and playboy, and leave enthusiasm, tolerance and persistence. Scope of application: lovers who don't want to be enemies, but want to be lovers' friends.

1 angle = 10, 1 love 1 attachment 1 tenderness 1 consideration 1 tolerance 1 pity 1 pity.

I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good anyway. I just feel that you are buzzing in my mind, looking around, inside and out! Send a message to help me!

Last night, I had a dream in which God asked me who I loved most. I said, when I sent this message, the first person I saw was my favorite! Did you get a look at him?

Honey, I can't do anything without you. My only gain these days is to understand some idioms: one day is like a year, one day is Sanqiu, one day is autumn water, and one day is acacia!

Come on! In this confession of lovesickness, I am your prisoner, and I am willing to wait for you all my life.

Please don't look down, it's turned off! There's really nothing to see, please! Do you really want to see it? No regrets? All right! This is what you want to see ―― I love you so much!

Spring has arrived, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, caterpillars remarry, and frogs have children. Honey, what are we waiting for?

I found a part-time job with no salary, no rest days, no retirement and no layoffs, and she is still my favorite job, that is, I miss you!

I can only describe your beauty as a vegetable. Face is "melon seeds". The waist is willow. Eyebrows are willow leaves, eyes are longan, mouth is cherry and hands are lotus roots.

Miss you, miss you so much, find an artist to draw for you, stick you in a cup and kiss you every time you drink water.

Want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I

Not on purpose!