Get two mahjong jokes for entertainment?

Hello: Let's hold hands-look-it's best not to come to the card table when the river is flooded with karate-it's not pleasant to borrow money to scrape books. The boss has no money and doesn't even love his friends-Wei. You must stop at once-don't blame yourself for the loss. ? ↓ ? M "sparrow saint" says: Page one. I would rather give up than rush. 3 2. I hit someone. This brand stinks in three buildings. 5 4. Stuck at the end of the card. 5. The card is weak, the card is alive and the card is dead. 0 ? 8 Thank you for adoption ~ ~ ~ Thank you for adoption ~ ~ Thank you for adoption ~ ~ Thank you for adoption ~ ~ ~ Thank you for adoption ~ ~ ~ Thank you for adoption ~ ~ ~ Thank you for adoption ~ ~ ~ ~ Thank you for adoption ~ ~ ~ ~ Thank you for adoption ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~