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How to set a lover password

Chat code 1. "Oh" is mostly perfunctory. 2. If possible, it’s because of you that he doesn’t turn off his phone at night. 3. When you receive "haha", it is usually not smiling or giggling. 4. Sometimes they advise you to be busy with your own business, but in fact they mean what they say. 5. If I give you a nickname, I hope you can remember him better. 6. If it ends with a question, I actually hope to chat with you for a while longer. 7. When you receive "What are you doing?" you actually want to say "I miss you." 8. "I just arrived" "I'm already home" means that the first thing that comes to mind when entering the house is you. 9. You haven’t received a text message from him for a while, but it doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have it in his draft box. 10. But if it’s like “I know”, “I received it”, “I obey”, it means that I care more. One word for each person: 1. Calling you a "fool" or "idiot" actually means caring about you, worrying about you, and hoping that you will take care of yourself. 2. But if it's "haha", "hehe" or "quack", you must be laughing when you hit it. 3. Sometimes he doesn’t send it to you by mistake. It may be that he wants to send it to you but really doesn’t have anything to send to you, although this is stupid. 4. Taking the initiative to send it to you shows that you have a certain weight in his mind. Most people don't like and don't care about people who are wordy. 5. Tell you his silly, embarrassing or disappointing things, hoping that you will comfort him, enlighten him, or even scold him. 6. "Then I won't bother you!" Actually, she blames you for ignoring her. She just wants to know where you are and what you are doing. 7. "You're spending money randomly again!" Men must not take it seriously. It's not that she doesn't like your gift, it's that she knows how to be diligent and frugal. 8. When I received "Forward 2 people, they will be happy." He thought this text message was very interesting, but he couldn't bear to let you forward it to 10 people, so he secretly changed 10 to 2. 9. "Tell me when you get home." "Are you home yet?" It means that I want you to be safe, and I don't allow anything to happen to you. It means that the first thing that comes to mind when entering the house is you. 10. "No, this is not good!" Hee hee, you understand! If she behaves in a very resistant manner, you should be more gentle at this time! If she just talks, then I wish you a happy night. How to set a lover's secret code 2 The king of heaven covers the tiger of the earth, and the chicken stews the mushrooms. The pagoda controls the river demon, and the mushrooms and peppers. If you drink and call Su Hey, you won’t get drunk after a thousand cups! The river demon used his ultimate move to bend down on the second floor. Don’t worry about being happy, there are talents on the second floor. Titanium alloy dog ??eyes, chastity has been used up. There is no goddess of embarrassment, and there are a lot of losers. A loser becomes a pervert, and a pervert becomes a hooligan. Classic joint codes in movies Hong Kong movie "Wealth Train" Yangtze River No. 1, Yangtze River No. 2,,,,, "Alibaba and the Forty Thieves" Open Sesame! "The Storm in the South China Sea" Yangtze River Yangtze River! I am Huang He! Sweet potatoes, sweet potatoes! I am a potato! Commonly used secret codes in the army: Move, move, and turn. I am moving, move, move, and I am moving. How to set lover’s password 3. From "Jade Guanyin": Will it rain today? If it doesn't rain today, it will rain tomorrow. "Red Lantern": How is your father? But dad is not your biological dad. What about grandma? Grandma is not your real grandma. "Bright Sword": Does the boss want to be jealous? Can you still be considered an old lady if you are not jealous? ?Then you want it. . . . I'm so dizzy that I don't remember these two sentences. I went back and read them before filling them in. "The Black Triangle": Winding paths lead to secluded places. Meditation rooms are deep with flowers and trees. Blind people's secret code for making love: Men: Play cards. Women: Start