Joke confession

1. Last night in my dream, God said to me: This April Fool's Day, you just need to send a message to your stupidest friend wishing him a happy holiday, and he will be a hundred times smarter. On second thought, I'd better send it to you, because you were so stupid that you didn't even reply to my text messages!

I had a dream last night: God told me that I was doomed to be lonely in this life. There is only one way to crack it: send text messages to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, and I'm finished.

3. On the day when it is hard to tell the truth from the false, vulgar roses and disgusting love words kneel in the crowded square and say I love you. Honey, forgive me for having to use these stupid and stupid methods. Wish you a happy holiday!

There was a sincere love, but I didn't cherish it. I regret losing it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is: Happy April Fool's Day!

I used your tender body to drive me close to my naked body countless times. That kind of gentle touch and irregular exercise made me enjoy a thrill. Just when I enjoyed it, you gradually lost weight. Oh, poor soap!

6. April Fool's Day will be in a few days. Here, I remind you to be careful! Don't worry, I won't lie to you. How could I embarrass you, such a lovely pig!

7. One-and-a-half-catty Erguotou, two-year-old veteran in love, three-year-old eating and drinking, gambling and smoking, and four-year-old cheating and stealing. This person is young and promising. When he grows up, he has a low IQ. He knows that this person is you, and he still insists on seeing the end. Admire! Admire!

8. A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

9. pig-seeking notice: a purebred white pig was lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now!

10, I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. I've been meaning to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once we say it, we won't even have friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, it's in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!

13, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When I get 999 roses, I will give them to you together. I said emotionally, my youngest son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!