Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - I got three messages, turtle soup.
I got three messages, turtle soup.
Tang Di: While sharing her recent situation online, the hostess revealed a lot of personal information, including her home address. One day, a pervert inferred her home address from her blog post and hid it in her home. When the woman was at home, he sent her a message: "I'm looking at you." The woman was scared to make a dash for the door, and she was chased out of the house by a pervert. In the dispute, the pervert accidentally killed the woman.
2. I was lying in bed watching the live broadcast and swiped into a dark live broadcast room. The live broadcast room is getting brighter and brighter. I saw the ceiling and then I died.
Tandy: The studio I watched was killing people live. Coincidentally, I am the one to be killed this time. I was lying in bed watching the live broadcast, and the lights were off, so it was dark in the live broadcast room. After the anchor came in, he turned on the light, and the live broadcast room gradually lit up. I could see the ceiling. The anchor who saw my position clearly killed me.
My pants are torn. I know I'm dying.
Tandy: I'm an astronaut. On this day, I wore a spacesuit to perform a mission in space. Suddenly, I found that my pants were torn, and then I was exposed to space without air pressure and oxygen. In a few seconds, I will die.
The female reporter went to the countryside to collect the wind and stayed in a shabby little hotel at night. After entering the room, the light in the room was very dark, and there was a picture opposite the bed. She was in a coma for a long time after getting up the next day.
Tang Di: A female reporter went to the countryside to collect tourism and stayed in a shabby little hotel at night. After entering the room, the light in the room was very dark. There is a picture across the bed, which shows a man, angular and lifelike, especially his eyes. When she slept at night, she always felt that someone was peeking at herself in the dark, so she decided not to look at the paintings as much as possible. The next morning, she walked over and looked, her scalp was numb. So it's not a painting, it's a window.
I wrote a suicide note to my dead sister as soon as I got home. It's easy for me to write a suicide note to her, just write down my feelings of wanting to die.
Tang Di: My sister and I are identical twins, but my mother only dotes on my sister, but treats me like a dog. One day, I secretly saw my sister break my mother's things in my mother's room, but she took my favorite book, hoping that my mother would guess that I broke it and plant it on me. I feel horrible. If my mother knows that I broke it, I will definitely be beaten to death by my mother.
When I came home from school, I met my sister on the way. I lied to her that my mother had discovered her mistake and would punish her when she went back. But I can exchange clothes with her and pretend to be her to accept the punishment for her. My sister agreed, changed clothes with me and went home first. When I went downstairs, something fell from it and splashed all over my dirty clothes, and my face stuck to the ground.
- Related articles
- What happened? In a meeting.
- How to delete the link of fraudulent SMS when the mobile phone is accidentally clicked?
- How to cancel JD.COM's IOUs by mobile phone?
- Texting with your lover and not returning messages.
- Imitate "The Inscription on the Humble Room" and write an inscription
- How to send "Total Recall" to WeChat friends?
- How to unlock the SMS text lock?
- Why did the polar rabbit express show that it was sent back to her?
- How to import Android phone data into Apple phone by computer?
- Caring for patients' short messages and good sentences