April fool's day funny message

1, I have a poem that many people in the world know. When a fool reads this poem, knowing it means knowing it, and not knowing it means not knowing it. I know you are a fool. When a fool hears the phone squeaking, he must be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Don't move. Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your cell phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

3, April 1 April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all the troubles and worries and hide the happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and confusion is not enough; Be silly once in a while, and happiness will accompany you.

4, April Fool's Day has no bottom in my heart, and I am afraid that I will be stupid. Be cautious everywhere, and others are cautious when they speak. I'm afraid I'll be stupid and behave badly. I suggest my friends relax and don't worry about becoming stupid. Haha, smiling makes people relax, have a happy life and have a long friendship. Happy April Fool's Day!

My name is I can't believe it, and it's also called teasing you. My nickname is stupid and funny, and foreign names are not stupid and you are uncomfortable. There is no other purpose to send a text message today, just to check whether the mobile phone is turned on, and by the way, tell you: Happy April Fool's Day!

6, the autumn wind starts, cut the autumn wind and give it to you; Looking for you between the mountains and rivers at sunrise; If you run, you will be chased by smelly sweat; Catch up with you and take it home to stew you! Alas, it is not easy to beat a dog! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. As the saying goes, don't be stupid unless you are stupid. On the great April Fool's Day, I wish you: The only fool in the world is a Chinese Odyssey. When you meet a stupid princess, you will be stupid all over the world!

Today is April Fool's Day. In the spirit of the festival, I will send you a short message. Don't call me heartless. I miss you very much. I don't know that I miss you and still love you. Alas, if only today were not April Fool's Day.

9. When you laugh, ghosts scream; When you howl, everyone runs away; When you cry, you lose everything; When you are angry, you will collapse the house; When you make a scene, it will cause a storm. For the sake of world peace, it is better to send you out of the earth! Happy April Fool's Day!

10, Tang Priest and his disciples came to the Flame Mountain. The Tang Priest asked Wukong to borrow a banana fan and let Friar Sand look for water. Suddenly, he shouted angrily to the pig, fat pig, you still have time to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. Hello, when you received this message, your mobile phone was infected with virus. Please turn it off quickly for ten times, and then consult 1 10 for specific reasons and cleaning methods. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, brain teaser; Please answer quickly. A, B, C, D, I went up the mountain to cut wood. When I met a bubble of shit, I didn't eat a, b and d. Who ate it? Happy April Fool's Day!

13, how about trying your Mandarin? Chaos? Change to? Green? Read it ten times in a row. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, idealism says: When I say you are a pig, you are a pig. ? Materialism says:? Because you are a pig, I say you are a pig. ? In a word, you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

15, measure the bed by the window, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.

16, just a gust of wind, but so eternal, just a dream, but so real, but I can't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: let me know the next time you fart!

17, you are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has bloomed; You are the goddess of the moon in the sky, but unfortunately you landed first.

18, in my eyes, you always look so carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always sleep soundly. . . I really envy you. Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig.

19, I told my mother that I like you very much and want you to accompany me day and night. Do you know that?/You know what? Through this period of communication, I found that I can't live without you now. But my mother won't. She said? Pigs are not allowed at home?

20. Urgent reminder: Look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psychopath who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

2 1, I want to see the sea with you but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to go hiking with you, but I am confused about my ideal; I want to wander with you but I can't reach the paradise of happiness; I wanted to go shopping with you, but the police refused. He said, don't walk the dog!

When I first met you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you? Renminbi!

Experts have recently invented a versatile computer disk, which is called a floppy disk when it is soft, a hard disk when it stands upright, and an optical disk when its coat is stripped off.

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother. From then on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. Is your Mandarin standard? Please read after me: Look at Wang Yi, forget about Wang Yi, stop screaming and eat the bones!

26. You are embarrassed, you are embarrassed, you are really embarrassed; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so whoever you catch will be cheated! Happy April Fool's Day!

27. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: in the bedroom, holding plum and smelling flowers, I will only win the prize. I will invite Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom will know the green of spring. Happy April Fool's Day!

28. From now on, the wages of all employees in our unit will increase by 40%. Please pick it up at the Finance Department from 9: 00-1April 3/0/7: 00. The gap in April.

29. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When going out, please put your mobile phone on your head and plug in the charger and drag it behind you to prevent lightning. Remember!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that he only shakes his head or answers any questions asked by others. No? Have you heard this story?

3 1. notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Woman: Swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

32. I said: You are a pig. You said: I am a pig. From now on, I will call you a pig. One day you finally can't help shouting: I'm not a pig.

Notice: Tomorrow, the top leaders will come down to inspect the work. All colleagues please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Woman: Swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

34. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes always stare at me. I really can't refuse you? Be a good dog and take you for a walk? . Happy April Fool's Day!

35. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!

37. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, and as hardworking as a bee. You are very similar in all aspects. No wonder everyone calls you an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

38. Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked to a beautiful building. You said it and ran in. I looked at your photo and found that it said mental hospital.

39. China mobile communication users: When the signal of your mobile phone is not good due to network debugging recently, please drop your mobile phone to the ground as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

40. I sincerely remind you that today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be cheated. Don't be cheated. Let me be kind! By the way, I wish you a happy holiday, although not many people celebrate it.

4 1. Attention, friends who received this message, your mobile phone has been infected with virus. The only solution is to press 2 first, then 5 and finally 0, and the problem will be solved. Happy April Fool's Day!

42. Toad pursues swan, and swan disdainfully says: If I grow up like you, I will die early! Toad refused: that pig is still alive and well! Hearing this, the pig felt very wronged: I was just reading the short message. Who did I piss off?

43. Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather in the near future. When you go out, you must carry two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled!

44. Note: You have sent yellow text messages many times, and this bureau officially warns you! If it is found again, it will immediately stop and announce the reimbursement number. Please be self-disciplined Mobile supervision and investigation.

45. Dear users, the phone bill giving day held on February 5th was very successful and popular. In order to express our gratitude, a tongue twister contest will be held in the near future with the slogan: two, five, two, five, Wang. Say it 25 times in a row, and the fastest person will get the free phone bill. 250 yuan, practice as soon as possible and check in.

46. Now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin color is pink, your face is tender and soft, which means you are healthy. Ok, that's all for our lecture on pig raising.

47. One day, a drunk took a taxi home, reached out and stopped a patrol car 1 10, and shouted: Even if you are one kilometer, you don't need to write that big!

48. I lost the battle between glutinous rice and steamed stuffed bun. I can't believe I met Xiaoxiao on the road and hit him. I only smiled and immediately took off my coat and angrily said that I was actually undercover!

49. You are the rose in my heart, but it is a pity to thank you. You are the moon in the sky, but you are covered by clouds; You are Chang 'e, but your face landed first.

50. Grandma and granddaughter are in the consulting room. The doctor said to the beautiful girl, untie your clothes. No, doctor, the old lady said, I'm a patient. Is it? Then stick out your tongue.

5 1, and you? Beautiful and lovely! Smart and more personality! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. I will lend it to you on April Fool's Day!

52. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, and my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

53. An old lady liked playing mahjong before her death. After her death, her children proposed to send mahjong to be buried with her, but a woman was very worried: what if she didn't have enough hands and came to us?

54, cucumber brokenhearted and wept bitterly, eggplant comforted her: love is not only sweet, but also intoxicated, heartbroken and tears. Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions?

55. Last night, I dreamed that you and I were walking by the sea. Suddenly, a water monster jumped out and caught you. I just want to eat and throw you away. I asked him why he didn't eat you, and he replied, I'm afraid of getting sick? .

56. If the leaves fall in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

57. Long-awaited salary increase; After studying for a long time, property prices fell; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has it; Long time no see, your holiday is coming. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

58. Don't bother me when you are sad; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

59. The sky is not blue without you, and the earth won't turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more joyful; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory message, wishing you a bright smile during the festival; Happy April Fool's Day!

60. Note: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning! Please pay attention! Here is the first one: You are a beautiful, handsome and devil-shaped lover!

6 1, April fool's day is coming, and I want to wish you a happy holiday: I wish you a clever trick, a clever trick, an interesting trick, and a happy day when I do my trick on April 1. This message is a forecast.

Before the arrival of April Fool's Day, I remind you that fools should be thorough, and fools should not be angry. The whole person should be hidden, well-planned, deceived by short messages and sent in large quantities. Fudge is purposeful, fudge is meaningful, and fudge is unprecedented.

Here you are. Turn all the laughter into cream, all the happiness into chocolate, and all the happiness into cake. Then write my blessing on it: Happy April Fool's Day! I wish you a relaxed and happy day.

64. Fishermen drove fishing boats in the rain and caught thousands of fish. A basket full of happiness, a string of wealth success, and endless fishing for health and good luck. I wish you a relaxed and happy day. Happy April Fool's Day to the luckiest fisherman!

65. What is a lover? People who are with themselves all day! What is a fool? Someone who helps count the money after being sold! What kind of person is a fool? This kind of reading text messages! Hehe, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!