I am a salesman and want to find some humorous blessing messages suitable for customers.

1. During the National Day holiday celebrated by the whole people, very few students with ulterior motives actually used the rest time given by the party and the state to study and study, in an attempt to subvert the status quo of mutual assistance, equality, competition, laziness and harmony in universities. It's outrageous. It's outrageous. This ugly behavior is unpopular and will never be allowed by the people of all ethnic groups in the country. This sinister intention will never succeed!

2. Successful people in Niu Jiao, losers in Niu Jiao for a lifetime, moralists in Niu Jiao for a lifetime, and martyrs in Niu Jiao every day; An ordinary person who has done ordinary things all his life is called sentient beings, an ordinary person who has done cattle is called a savage hero, and an ordinary person who has done cattle every day is called a saint.

I heard that the monitor of another class sold his kidney and invited his classmates out for an autumn outing. I heard that the monitor of other classes is trying to make money, and is going to allocate Ai Feng 5 to every student in the class. I heard that the monitor of another class introduced all the only children in the class. I heard that the monitor of other classes has already started to prepare new year's goods for the students. I heard that the monitor of other classes ... monitor, it's up to you ~

4. A girl complained in the forum: Without this, she fell asleep on the bus and woke up to find a piece of chewing gum in her mouth ... As a result, she replied on the first floor: I took the bus and found a MM next to me drooling, so I was sorry to disturb her, so I had to block her saliva with chewing gum, but I didn't expect her to chew it.