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September 9 is a good day. Taking the meaning of "long", many newcomer

The bride couldn't get on the limousine because of this, so the groom's motorcade turned around to marry his ex-girlfriend.

September 9 is a good day. Taking the meaning of "long", many newcomer

The bride couldn't get on the limousine because of this, so the groom's motorcade turned around to marry his ex-girlfriend.

September 9 is a good day. Taking the meaning of "long", many newcomers regard this day as an auspicious day and a wedding occasion.

Ji Bin, the manager of a sales company, and his girlfriend Zhang Jiaying also set a beautiful day on this day. At 7 o'clock in the morning, Ji Bin set out with a mighty float team to pick up the bride Zhang Jiaying.

On the way, Ji Bin received an angry phone call from Zhang Jiaying: "Ji Bin, did you buy an LCD TV or not? 」

Ji Bin thought that this matter had dragged on until the wedding day, and this careless eye even called in the past, but he didn't want Zhang Jiaying to be so adamant4. He explained, "At the end of this month, at the end of this month, I promise ..."

"Guarantee a fart to use? Don't get married until you buy a TV! " The phone snapped off and Ji Bin frowned.

Zhang Jiaying is five years younger than Ji Bin. She is beautiful and fashionable, but she is also headstrong. She is uncompromising, and Ji Bin always puts up with it. Who told us to like others? When an old cow eats young grass, it must endure the bad temper of young grass.

The car drove to the community. At the gate of the unit, Zhang Jiaying's aunt calmly asked JiBin to go up first.

Ji Bin's heart was in my throat, and everything was over. Let's grit our teeth. He pretended to be very relaxed and kept his friends waiting. He went up and took the bride down by himself.

A dozen floats stopped at the same place, and Ji Bin ran up to the fifth floor in three steps. Knock knock, Ji Bin runs into Zhang Jiaying's bedroom. Zhang Jiaying's face was as cold as ice, her makeup didn't change, and she didn't wear a wedding dress.

Ji Bin's anger rose to the floor, but he still whispered, "menstruation, what time is it now? Can you spare my life? Don't worry, I'll buy you iron, kidney and blood! 」

Zhang Jiaying sneered twice: "How many times have you told me? Last time we watched TV together, you promised to buy it before we got married. If I hadn't gone to the wedding room last night, I thought you had bought it all! 」

Ji Bin was so anxious that he rubbed his hands: "Didn't you take my bank card? You don't know how much money is on it. Aren't we still collecting money today? The wine is set, so we can buy it this afternoon, ok? 」

"I can't. Sisters are going to see the wedding room later, and there is a broken color TV. It won't make people laugh to death! 」

Ji Bin used both carrot and stick and said a lot of nice things. Two hours later, Zhang Jiaying just kept silent. Ji Bin had the cheek to put on a wedding dress for her, but she tore it off and grabbed Ji Bin, pinching and beating. JiBin a hide, forehead just knock in the corner, black legs a soft at the moment, almost kneeling on the ground. Zhang Jiaying threw herself on the bed, regardless of Ji Bin's life and death, and burst into tears. Well, everyone downstairs heard the crying, that's all!

Ji Bin turned and went out to beg her mother-in-law: "Mom, please give me this face ..."

Zhang Jiaying's mother kept a straight face: "I don't care about your business!" Say that finish a turn into another room. When I asked Zhang Jiaying again, she just said, "I won't leave this door until I see the LCD TV today!" 」

It's almost 1 1 point. The hotel called to ask when the table would open. Come on, there are newcomers to set the table next!

Ji Bin stood upright in the living room of the Zhang family, and a red envelope emerged from his forehead. He is also a man who is seven feet tall. In order to get married, the family took out all his savings, and he was heavily in debt. In order to decorate himself, he didn't sleep well for three months, but Zhang Jiaying was never satisfied. This one is not up to standard, and that one was bought with parallel imports. Finally, on the wedding day, it was still like this because of a TV.

Thought of here, Ji Bin felt very sad, and he went to Zhang Jiaying. His face was livid and he asked slowly, "I'm going to ask you for the last time, are you going to get married or not?" Knot, hurry to make up and go downstairs; No, don't regret it! 」

Zhang Jiaying looked at Ji Bin sternly. "Ji Bin, I tell you, if you can let me go, I'm really not afraid. 」

Ji Bin stared at Zhang Jiaying for ten seconds, then turned and went out. Zhang Jiaying was secretly happy, thinking that Ji Bin must have gone to find money to buy a TV. Once upon a time, she quarreled with him, quarreled with Ji Bin ten times and lost ten times.

But I don't want Ji Bin to go downstairs to the front of the float and wave his hand and say, "Go to Zhongshan Road! 」

The best man, the colleague from Ji Bin who came to pick up the bride, and the camera of the wedding company saw Ji Bin coming down alone, but the bride didn't follow, so she had to go to Zhongshan Road. What play is this?

Everyone looked at each other, and Ji Bin shouted again: "I said go to Zhongshan Road! 」

Okay, listen to the groom. A group of people inexplicably got on the float, and a group of floats rushed to Zhongshan Road.

The groom has found another old acquaintance, please marry me today.

The float stopped at the downstairs of a community again. Ji Bin knocked on the door of a family. It was Ji Bin's old friend Wang Ting. She paused and said, "Aren't you getting married today ..."

Ji Bin plopped down on his knees and said, "Wang Ting, I know what I did today is unfair to you. I'm blind and just want to eat young grass. Please give me a chance to turn over a new leaf ... I beg you to marry me today, and I will be good to you all my life ... "

Ji Bin, in tears, told the story of his experience just now. Wang Ting couldn't pull Ji Bin, so she knelt down and hugged Ji Bin and cried. After a long time, Wang Ting took Ji Bin's hand and said, "OK, I promise to marry you! Whether it's daoshanhuohai or happiness, I'll bet once! 」

Ji Bin graduated from university and stayed in this city penniless? Hard work is the standard "Niu Fennan", a man who works as hard as an ox. He often said: "We can't afford to play the game of playing dad, we can only rely on ourselves!" " 」

Wang Ting has been a good friend of Ji Bin for many years. She used to work in the same sales company. In order to save money for lunch, they hid under the overpass and ate burritos together. By feeling, Ji Bin knew that Wang Ting liked himself.

When I didn't meet Zhang Jiaying, Ji Bin was having an affair with Wang Ting, having dinner and watching movies together, or Wang Ting came to the apartment rented by Ji Bin with vegetables to make seafood soup for him. If there are no accidents in life, it is unknown that Ji Bin will marry Wang Ting.

Wang Ting hinted several times that Ji Bin was a 27-year-old leftover woman. Ji Bin joked with her: "The revolution has not been successful yet, and the leftover women should work hard to be' leftover women fighters'! Ji Bin could see the disappointment in Wang Ting's eyes, but at that time he felt that he was not ready to get married.

But it is often because you haven't met the person who can burn your bridges, so you don't have the courage to get married.

On March 14, Ji Bin waited at the bus stop. A Mediterranean man quarreled with a beautiful girl with a bunch of blue roses. He said that for her, he almost became a "festival slave" and tried his best to find romance for her, making 14 of every month Valentine's Day. ...

When the man saw Ji Bin looking at him, he said, "Today is a white day, do you know? Before Ji Bin could shake his head, the girl suddenly took his hand and left. She said, "Why are you here? Don't say anything when you see me! 」

This girl is Zhang Jiaying. She doesn't like the Mediterranean, so La Ji Bin acts as a cushion. Ji Bin does have the conditions to be a underdog, tall and handsome. Ji Bin does not deny that he is a visual person.

A week after Zhang Jiaying appeared in Ji Bin, Wang Ting resigned. She told Ji Bin that if she didn't get married, she would become a "golden fighter". No, she was the highest-ranking leftover woman-"Monkey Sheng Da (leftover)".

Ji Bin is not nostalgic or guilty, but everyone likes the new and hates the old. Zhang Jiaying is a ghost horse spirit who can talk and play, and Ji Bin is also a layman. So I broke up with Wang Ting, and we talked about marriage with Zhang Jiaying all the way.

Ji Bin visited Zhang Jiaying's parents, who were not very satisfied with Ji Bin: Ji Bin's home was in a small county, and his parents were both teachers, and his family conditions were average. In terms of online buzzwords, the game of fighting dad can't pass the second level.

But Zhang Jiaying was carried away by love, so her mother put forward a strict condition: buying a house.

Gu Yunchang, vice-president and secretary-general of China Real Estate Research Association, said that it was her mother-in-law's rigid demand for houses that led to the persistently high housing prices in China. Men are iron, women are steel, and mother-in-law is special steel. No way, if you want to marry a daughter-in-law, you can meet a special steel house.

In the New Year, Ji Bin went home and told his parents about this woman. My parents took out their savings at home, borrowed some from relatives and friends, and collected/kloc-0.5 million yuan for Ji Bin, just enough to pay the down payment.

Ji Bin came back to apply for a mortgage and bought a house. After becoming a house slave, Ji Bin felt seven or eight years older.

If marriage is a big deal, there is not enough money to fill it. The decoration should be European, the furniture should be solid wood, and the hotel should be upgraded.

Every day when I open my eyes, Ji Bin is afraid to face Zhang Jiaying. Zhang Jiaying said: "The diamond ring in Wang Shuang of our company is made of gold and platinum ... Ma Fangfang's wedding photo was taken in 8888 ..." Ji Bin felt like a soybean, squeezed out by his girlfriend again and again.

I didn't have enough money to buy imported floors, so I met Wang Ting when I was in a hurry. Wang Ting didn't say that she would lend Ji Bin 50,000 yuan. He complained that his girlfriend was greedy for money, and he almost became a "white slave" for marriage.

When breaking up, Ji Bin looked at Wang Ting for a long time and said, "If I knew ... it would be better ..."

I didn't say anything after all.

The day before Ji Bin's wedding, Wang Ting sent a short message to Ji Bin, saying, "I'm not going to your wedding. I'm afraid I can't help crying! 」

Wang Ting gave Ji Bin a pair of lovers' watches as wedding gifts by express delivery. Knowing that it was sent by Wang Ting, Zhang Jiaying sarcastically said, "How can she face her singles if she doesn't find someone to secretly love?" ? 」

Zhang Jiaying's mouth is never forgiving. In front of her, Ji Bin often feels out of breath.

However, the blisters on the feet are all left by themselves, and they are all married, so they can only submit to humiliation.

To Ji Binwan's surprise, Zhang Jiaying was outrageous enough to talk to him about the conditions of the TV set on the wedding day.

If it is Wang Ting, will this happen? Ji Bin remembered Wang Ting's kindness and suddenly missed his demure eyes.

Zhang Jiaying said that she is "three women": not kind, not waiting, not giving up;

Wang Ting is just the opposite. She won't fight for it, nor will she force him to do what he doesn't want to do. Her love is like a stream, which keeps flowing. ...

The wedding reception turned upside down: Who ruined our marriage?

When Ji Bin appeared in front of the float with Wang Ting who didn't wear a wedding dress, Ji Bin's buddy said in surprise: "Buddy is still your cow, married and body double!" 」

Ji Bin took a deep look at Wang Ting: "I'm blind. I want dead fish eyes, not pearls ..."

The people in the wedding company are well informed, but they have never seen such an unreasonable bride or such a decisive and crisp groom. They say that it is free to replace the bride's wedding dress and makeup, and friendship is also free. To deal with a woman who wants to marry the printing press, you have to give her some color to see see.

When the float arrived at the hotel, the hotel was still in a state of chaos, relatives and friends were whispering, and the emcee and staff were busy changing the words on the wedding board.

Everything is ready. When Ji Bin put the ring on Wang Ting's ring finger, Wang Ting's tears came out again. The master of ceremonies asked, "Mr. Ji Bin, would you like to marry Miss Wang Ting? 」

"I do! Ji Bin's voice trembled when he said this.

The host asked Wang Ting, not loudly, but firmly: "I do! 」

Zhang Jiaying is still waiting for Ji Bin to buy an LCD TV before coming to meet her. And no one saw it. Zhang Jiaying called a friend in Ji Bin, and the friend said grumpily, "Ji Bin is getting married! 」

Zhang Jiaying and his family rushed into the wedding scene, once again revealing the true colors of "three women" and shouting: "I don't need an LCD, you can't dump me!" 」

Pointing at Ji Bin, she scolded, "I said, why are you so stubborn? So you have a mistress! After that, he rushed to the guests who came to drink at the wedding reception and said, "I am the bride today." She is a shameless third party! " Go up and give Wang Ting a slap in the face.

Ji Bin was so angry that he rushed up and slapped Zhang Jiaying: "From now on, Wang Ting is my wife. If you dare insult her, I won't stop you! 」

Wang Ting pulled Ji Bin forward and calmly said to Zhang Jiaying, "I am not the third party in your marriage. I believe I love Ji Bin as much as you do. I love him, not a house, not a diamond ring, not an LCD TV! 」

Wang Ting went on to say, "I married Ji Bin in a hurry today, but I don't care. I really love him! I believe we can live happily. 」

Ji Bin hugged Wang Ting tightly, and tears fell drop by drop. Zhang Jiaying ran out of the hotel crying. The Zhang family carried two tables of banquets and was pulled out by the hotel security guard.

After listening to Ji Bin's story about what happened on the wedding day, relatives and friends cheered for Ji Bin's broken applause, saying that Zhang Jiaying deserved it.

After the wedding, Zhang Jiaying called again and again, apologizing and regretting. Ji Bin only said one sentence: "If I had known today, why should I have?" Water under the bridge, give up! 」

Zhang Jiaying said savagely, "You don't love Wang Ting at all, you just want to get back at me! 」

JiBin smiled, he didn't want to say anything, Zhang Jiaying is still so self-righteous. These days, with Wang Ting around, I don't have to be a "hot luxury family" and pay attention to famous brands. I don't have to eat in expensive restaurants, wear cotton-padded jacket or eat roadside stalls. I feel really comfortable.

On September 28th, Ji Bin and Zhang Jiaying came to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and their marriage certificates became divorce certificates. The next day, Ji Bin and Wang Ting got marriage certificates.

Marriage has always been inseparable from material things, so there is a saying that China's house prices continue to rise with the support of her mother-in-law's economy, and there is a lament of the "poor second generation" in the "Fighting Dad Game". However, everything must be measured. If you only recognize "money" but not "people", you will give up the feelings between two people because of the so-called "money gift" and unnecessary comparison. Such a marriage really only ends in the grave.

Of course, Ji Bin's impulse to find someone to marry is not worth advocating. Fortunately, Ji Bin married a suitable girl and found the right person this time.

Yes, the happiness of life has nothing to do with owning an LCD TV.

But unlike people who have been poor together, love can be romantic, but marriage needs daily necessities, which is understandable.

But everything must be measured. If you only recognize "money" and don't recognize "people", if you refuse to get on the float because of an LCD TV and put material things above feelings, can the groom really marry such a woman and go on a white-headed date? Shijiazhuang "Niu Fennan" Ji Bin not only gave a resounding "No", but also shocked the world and changed the direction of the wedding. ...

Yes, the happiness of life has nothing to do with owning an LCD TV.

1. Happiness is not how big your house is, but how sweet the laughter is in it.

Happiness is not how luxurious the car you drive, but how safely you drive home.

Happiness is not how beautiful your lover is, but how brilliant his smile is.

Happiness is not how many sweet words you hear, but when you are sad and crying, someone says to you: Nothing, I am here.

The most precious thing about being a woman is "not bullying the young and the poor." If you don't dislike a man's poverty when he was young, you are willing to spend the most difficult years with him. Such a woman must not be missed.

The most precious thing about being a man is "don't think women are ugly." Most men are full of ambition when they are brilliant. They think they should choose a beautiful woman as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade to deserve themselves, but they don't know that a beautiful face is easy to change, and only people's hearts are the most valuable. The biggest stupidity is to give up Cinderella who really loves you and is willing to accompany you for a beautiful and proud princess!

Therefore, women know how to be together and men know how to be grateful. This is a lifetime!

As a man, you can't let a woman who can bet her life happiness on you lose, because you can't afford to lose, and neither can a woman who loves you! If you like this article, please share it with everyone!