Make fun of words and friends

In fact, our life is full of routines, and we can refer to well-designed chat methods. Of course, routines are also a kind of knowledge and skills, and the effects brought by routines are good and bad. The following spoof words deceive friends.

Pranks and pranks 1 1, I seem to see you jump on me happily and stick your head in my arms ... really! I'm so happy. I was just about to give you a birthday cake! Are you so happy? Yeah, I yelled and wagged my tail.

I saw you in the street. You are with someone. I saw at a glance that he was not a good man. He's been patting your ass behind you. I said to him angrily, stop the donkey driver in front!

3. This information is purely harassing information! Warning: If you are still awake, go to sleep. If you just slept, turn over and go back to sleep. If you sleep for a long time, go to the bathroom to sleep. If you really don't want to sleep, just pick up your mobile phone and harass those who want to sleep with me!

I heard that your mobile phone has no SMS function, so I sent this SMS to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

I don't want to be alone. I want it, too. I walk in the street and have a look. Handsome men and beautiful women hold hands, but I hold hands with my left hand. Now I just want to go out with you, but I'm afraid my friend will say, don't always walk the dog.

6. People are really tired when they are alive. They stood trying to sleep. They have to wait in line when they get on the bus. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and working is very tired. Alas, there is a charge for sending messages to puppies. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. You are as hardworking as a bee, as beautiful as a butterfly, as loyal as a puppy, as smart as a kitten, as honest as an old cow and as fierce as a tiger. No wonder people call you ... an animal!

8. Wooden furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and fools read text messages.

9, love tips, seven commandments after meals: one quit smoking, two quit eating fruit immediately, three quit relaxing, drinking tea immediately under temptation, five quit walking in vain, six quit taking a bath immediately, and seven quit sleeping immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

10 is a gust of wind, but it is so eternal; This is a dream, but it is so real; You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. Finally, I can't help but say to you, "let me know before farting!" "

1 1, your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always so leisurely, you visit famous mountains in Sichuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey!

12, head radish, body like watermelon, face like banana, sour like hawthorn. As it grows, it is all sediment. Guess who it is. -You're such a fool.

13, how many nights, you gently snuggled up to me, stroked my delicate place with your delicate little hand, and sucked my precious body fluids before you put it down. Alas! This damn mosquito!

14, forward this message twice, and you will be lucky; Forward it, you will go to the official; Forward it, and you will have good luck; Forward it, and it cost yuan!

15, don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight bravely. There will only be three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.

16, when you are lonely, watermelon may be your best vent. You can cut, chop, chop, and shout: I'll kill the melon. I killed the melon. I kill melons!

17, honey, I'm so sorry. Since we kissed romantically last night, you licked half of the bean sprouts in my mouth. I remember to brush my teeth after dinner!

18, I have a poem that many people in the world know. When a fool reads this poem, knowing means knowing, and not knowing means not knowing. I knew you were a fool. A fool must have been reading this poem when he heard the squeak of his mobile phone.

19, I can't eat in the morning because I miss you, I can't eat at noon because I miss you more, I can't eat at night because I miss you crazy, and I can't sleep at night because I am hungry.

20, crying silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

2 1. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and cuteness, and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice, and you always lose your hair.

22. Special news: In the mobile phone endurance contest, from the moment on, the switch will automatically start the timer and continuously report the weather forecast, and the user who keeps the mobile phone on for the longest time will get free talk time minutes.

23. Without wind, clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.

24. Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I want to find you. Can you pick me up at the station? However, I'm afraid it's hard for people to recognize it. You let your head explode, with a stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left. The joint signal is: Come on!

25. Do your fingers itch? That means I miss your caress; Does your lips itch? That means I miss your kiss; Are you itchy ... that means you are dirty, so take a shower!

26. Beggars beg along the street with monkeys. He made the monkey laugh and laugh, let the monkey cry and cry, let the monkey bow and let the monkey read the message.

27. I am determined to do a great thing for the people of the whole country: build elevators for Mount Everest, tile the Great Wall and reverse the plane; Do a little thing: put gloves on flies, put a mask on mosquitoes and feed you some pig feed.

28. I miss you and have a warm feeling; Seeing you is a painful expectation; Loving you is my lifelong pursuit; Dreaming of you is my eternal feeling. Actually, beating you is what makes me happy!

Thank you for accompanying me to see flowers in spring, sunsets in summer, fallen leaves in autumn and snow in winter. Without you, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, I really thank you … glasses!

30. You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining. You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first!

3 1. I sent you this dime message just to tell you? I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. Welcome to the beauty call station. Press for local girls, press for oriental girls, press for western girls, and press for gay people in ............................................................................................................................................ Today is April Fool's Day!

33. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you-pig!

34. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In a word, you are nothing like human beings.

35. Hello, dear users! Because your mobile phone looks ugly and outdated, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in minutes!

36. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

37. pig hunting notice: a purebred white pig was lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now!

38. I'm really sorry. I'm just chatting with you. It's definitely good to eat donkey meat hot pot in cold weather. I didn't expect you to yell at me angrily: How did my brother offend you? You should put him in the hot pot cruelly. That's my own brother.

39. I give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself.

40. Someone saw you yesterday. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You look so detached. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

4 1, a military exercise, a shell deviated far away. I was sent to check and found that the shell exploded in the farmland. You stood there, dressed in rags, with dark eyes and tearful eyes, and said to me, Is it worth stealing a cabbage with a shell?

42. Look at you, American head, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong foot, nobody, no ghost, only one head and two legs. Look at you, grinning at the text message!

43. I will pay for your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I love you the most; I am a professional pig farmer!

44. I thought there was something better, but I found it again and again. The best is around, just like you. I didn't think so at first, but as time went on, I realized that you were the best … bully!

45. Who didn't have shit since ancient times and who didn't use paper for defecation? If you don't use toilet paper, are you using your fingers?

46. I am a lonely tree. I have been standing on the side of the road for thousands of years, waiting for loneliness, just because one day you pass by me, I will fall in love with you. If I don't hit you, it's for nothing.

47. I've been wanting to say three words to you for a long time, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even do it, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

You are very creative, living is your courage, ugliness is not your intention, and without you, who can set off the beauty of the world!

Second, God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knew you were hungry, so he created rice. God knows that you have no lovely friends, so he created me; However, God knows that there are no benzene eggs in this world, and he created you by the way.

Third, I heard that you are good at falling in love. Many beautiful women are fascinated by your romance. Your method is a classic in biosca movies. If it is made into a movie, it is simply Beauty and the Beast!

Fourth, the night is already deep. I woke up from my dream because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Ah! Where did the pillow fall?

I will tell a fool when I am sad, share it with a fool when I am happy, and accompany a fool when I travel. Want to know who that fool is? That man is reading a text message.

I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I love you very much. I look at your mental exhaustion. I dreamt about you n times. I am still so lonely and helpless. I hope you can fly to my account as soon as possible. Come back!

7. I really want to invite you to the seaside to blow a cool breeze and feel the forefront of weather changes; Stroll along the beach and watch the waves touch the romance of the sea; Climb the highest stone with you and kick you into the sea: cold to death, you guy who doesn't return messages!

When you are lonely, watermelon may be your best vent. You can cut, chop, chop with a knife and shout at the same time: I kill melon, I kill melon, I kill melon!

Nine, Friar Sand said: I changed eighteen times, Bajie said: I changed thirty-six times, and Wukong said: I changed seventy-two times. Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the west. Look, the monster is still reading text messages on his mobile phone!

Ten, the aquarium for the birthday of the old dragon king, during the dinner, the turtle prime minister took something out of his pocket, looked at it and put it back. The dragon king quickly asked, what happened to Prime Minister Gui? Shrimp, soldier and crab will quickly answer: the old bastard has received the text message again.

1 1. Jianghu knows that you are skilled in martial arts, but you can't be proud. If you do this, you will no longer be a person, but a swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman!

12. Your friendship has enriched my feelings: I cry when you cry; You laugh and I laugh; When you jump off a tall building, I will stick my head out and shout without hesitation: Wow! Not dead!

Thirteen, how many nights, you gently snuggled up to me, touched my delicate place with your delicate hands, and sucked up my precious body fluids before letting go. Alas! This damn mosquito!

Fourteen, I heard that you have been very awesome recently. Putin will help you get off the plane, Bush will be your driver, Madonna will accompany you up the stairs, Kim Hee Seon will roast your chicken, Andy Lau will take out the garbage, and even I will send you a text message!

Fifteen, after seeing the Three Kingdoms, the tiger went to catch wild boar. He saw that there were no pigs in the pigsty, so he touched his beard and said, Empty city plan! I turned around and saw a dead pig on the animal trap. I was shocked: danger! Suddenly seeing you again, I was overjoyed: yo-ho, there is a honey trap!

You are as light as the wind, as gentle as the water, as hazy as the moon, as romantic as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In a word, you are nothing like human beings.

17. God saw that people were thirsty, so he created water and saw the darkness of the world, so he created fire. God knows I need a friend, so you showed up, and God lost a bucket of rice!

Eighteen, I am a lonely tree, standing on the side of the road for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

Nineteen, in the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet; You go to relieve yourself and fall into the toilet; Fighting maggots and shit; No one saved you and sacrificed heroically; Live great and die silent; In memory of you, the toilet is on!

Twenty, look at you, American head, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong foot, no one, ghosts are not ghosts, only one head and two legs, look at you, grinning at the text message!

2 1. Don't eat when you are hungry! I did it; Don't sleep when you are sleepy! I also did it; It's cold and naked, here we go again. I am such a strong person. I'm sorry I didn't tell you when I missed you. ...

22. Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I want to find you. Can you pick me up at the station? However, I'm afraid it's hard for people to recognize it. You let your head explode, with a stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left. The joint signal is: Come on!

Twenty-three, no wind, no clouds; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.

When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will sigh loudly! Pig!

Twenty-five, the toad chased the swan, and the swan said disdainfully, if I were like this, I would have died long ago! Toad refused: Is the pig still alive? Hearing this, the pig felt wronged: I provoked whoever I recruited, I was just reading the text message!

26. I dreamed of you. You made a dress out of white clouds, borrowed the wings of a bird, put a broom behind your ass, and then flew to me with a sword and told me affectionately: Do you know? That's what birdman looks like.

Twenty-seven, I heard that you were trafficked, which really scared me. I'm worried about that man. I'll sell you!

Twenty-eight, the times have really improved. Hair color is increasing, eyes can change color, nails can be encrusted, navel can be played, and idiots can read text messages. Hehe, I hope you can smile often and have a good mood every day.

Twenty-nine Hey, where are you? If you are on the road, I wish you peace, if you are working, I wish you success; If you are at a party, have fun; If you are at home, I wish you warmth; If you are laughing, I wish you continue to giggle!

Tomorrow, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there is a suicide note next to it: I struggled all night, but I failed to pierce your face. Your face is so thick that I have no face to live in the world, Lord! Please forgive him, I killed myself!

Humorous words and friends 3 funny words of the whole person

1, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

2. If I can't see you again, can I slap your face?

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces. Forgive me for my big face and love to eat all my life.

5. I dropped my mobile phone so many times that nothing happened, and then I thought my height saved it.

6. It doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

7. There are always a few friends around me: I saw the plane for the first time, and I don't know which mental hospital it was after I got acquainted.

8. I vaguely remember that I learned online shopping to save money.

9. My last name is Ruan. Because I like sugar very much, my friend told me to eat less.

10, there is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

1 1. I hate those children. They fantasize about being princesses all day. It is so boring. I'm different. I am the prince.

12, my outlook on life, Red Bull for a while, Wang Laoji for a while.

13, a Lamborghini just passed by me and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy my own raincoat.

14, someone asked me why I am a schoolmaster. I said, before, a senior told me, son, we have no other way out except studying.

15, go out to eat beef hotpot with me. This product said beef tendon is the best, and then I got a big piece. As a result, I was still chewing the beef tendon until I paid the bill.

16. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

17, sleeping in class, fighting after class, dying in the exam.

18, what Tanabata is not Tanabata, mom is still embarrassed without you.

19, he said he wouldn't let you suffer a little injustice, but he didn't break his word and made you suffer a lot.

20. How to explain your obesity gracefully? There are many things in my heart, and it is not good to lose weight.

2 1. They say that you become stupid in front of the person you like. Do I like homework? No

22. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

23. Don't be nice to everyone, they won't give you money.

24, young, heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

25, Tanabata is coming, it's time to go back to heaven and talk to Yue Lao.

26. I am a good-natured person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. What would that be like? Then I'll lower the bottom line again.

27. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

28. What I value most about boys is talent. Looks are not important, just handsome.

29. Others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine's Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together when I am in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

30. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts!

3 1. I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. I knew he was a bad guy, but I forgot to say it.

Let the storm come more violently. Anyway, I sell umbrellas!

34. Teacher, just follow the old lady! ... after a long time ... teacher, please give me a break!

35. There is gold under a man's knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

36. Every time I see a couple, I will sing the song "Happy Break-up, I wish you happiness".

37.ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork! Happy April Fool's Day!

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Give him two more Chinese before resigning and kill him.

39. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

4 1, you say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

42. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

Lying is a man's privilege, being cheated is a woman's patent …

44, you also let me kneel and rub the washboard, kneeling and electric heating really can't stand it!

45. Czechoslovakia My name is Jack, and my wife always complains about me like this.

46. In high school, everyone has a name tag. Before a ward round, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, put on your bra and come to ward round … The whole room was silent …

47. Don't deteriorate in debauchery, but change in silence.

48, advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent like this.

49. I asked her, "Have you ever had a boyfriend before?" She said, "I had it in high school." I know perfectly well past ask, "Are you from Henan?" She was frightened: "with men, of course!" "

50. Male: Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, love and marriage are free. Woman: Wanshui Qian Shan is just idle and in no hurry to make money.