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My father-in-law asked you to borrow money for stock trading, and I lent you your notes to give you technical answers.

With only 65438+ 10,000 yuan in hand, how to invest is the most cost-effective? For many ordinary office workers, this may be a more meaningful question than "what to do after winning the 5 million lottery", especially at a time when the pace of society is so fast and the devaluation of paper money is faster than that of Liu Xiang. How to make good use of the few assets in hand to increase income is very important. Recently, a document named "20 17 Exam Paper for Spending Money in Schools" gives several ways to invest, either lending it to your leaders for personal feelings and accumulating contacts; Either participate in the business together with Faxiao, return to the cost and increase the value in the short term, and earn some extra money; Either buy wealth management products, save worry and effort; Either stock trading with the old father-in-law, it is all luck to lose and earn.

The above methods may get you into trouble, which is the significance of this paper. In addition to the above questions, the questions in this paper are very interesting, covering hot topics such as buying a house and a car, and even spending money topics such as "How much does secretary Dakang pay his daughter-in-law every month", "How many years does it take for the working class to buy Maserati" and "How to allocate large expenses such as buying a computer for a driving school".

In response to these interesting topics, netizens posted various messages on the Internet. In response to the loss of 400 million yuan by the actress surnamed Bai, netizens said, "It's really that Director Zhao is twice as soft, and people all over the world who want to poke it can poke it, adding two popular roles to in the name of people." Some netizens said with a puzzled look, "Who is that actress named Bai? Mrs. White Snake? " A netizen said mischievously, "Hello, your answer involves personal privacy, and the relevant keywords have been blocked for you." Some netizens also gave advice to secretary Dakang, who cares about the small treasury, "close down, move, divorce and go to Macau". All kinds of wonderful answers make people laugh and cry.

Once the "20 17 Examination Paper for Admission to Pocket Money Schools" was published, it aroused the enthusiasm of the media and netizens. Shenzhen Daily and Beijing Morning Post reported that the test paper appeared on billboards in Shenzhen bus stations and subways. Some hot pot restaurants actually use this kind of test paper as a means to attract business. Customers who are waiting for dinner have a good time doing problems while eating melon seeds. My aunt at the bus stop missed the bus because she was too absorbed in the "exam". On Sina Weibo, related topics rushed into the top three of the hot list, and Weibo V's such as "Happy Zhangjiang", "British newspaper sister" and "Courier Daniel Wu" were forwarded one after another.

It is understood that this obviously ridiculous test paper comes from the newly launched product-Financial Management College. It is understood that Finance College is a high-quality and reliable platform for learning, educating and sharing financial knowledge, which will be officially launched on May 18.

At present, Suishouji has become a comprehensive asset management platform for individuals and families, which integrates bookkeeping, financial management, investment and community. With seven years of consumption data accumulation and a deep understanding of user needs, Shouji has accumulated a huge user group of more than 200 million. At the same time, Ji Shou advocates rational consumption, and guides users to maintain and increase their personal income by developing good property management habits, which will also help users to better manage their consumption and investment behavior and further practice Ji Shou's product concept.