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What are the new words?
Half-sugar couple: the marriage mode of separation in the same city. After marriage, the two people don't live together, but live a "five plus two" life-living alone for five working days and staying with the "other half" on weekends.
Benben people: refers to a generation born in 75-85 between 10. They are the most stressed ethnic group in China, and they are in the "three high times" of high housing prices, high car prices and high medical expenses.
Ghostbook: A style of body double, writing instead of the protagonist in the film.
Grassroots netizens: ordinary ordinary netizens.
Car slave: People who obviously need to buy a car are afraid to eat well and drink well because it is difficult to maintain. It is also called improving the quality of life.
Urban dependence: a pampered lifestyle of people who have lived in cities for a long time.
Village Certificate House: Village welfare houses developed by some villages in the city using their collective land can only be sold to villagers in the village and transferred internally, and are not allowed to be sold as commercial houses.
Intravenous infusion group: patients who do not need intravenous infusion but insist on intravenous infusion.
Ding Chong family: a family that doesn't want children and keeps pets as children.
Frozen capacity: Young girls around the age of 20 want to freeze their youth and start the anti-aging process early.
Only-child generation: The generation born after the implementation of the policy of "one child for a couple" in the late 1970s is called the only-child generation, and the only-child generation refers to the children of the only-child generation.
Brokeback: refers to love between the same sex.
2 o'clock closing order: According to the Regulations on the Administration of Entertainment Places, entertainment places are not allowed to open from 2 am to 8 am every day.
Pseudo-scholars: those experts and scholars who seem to be playing games with developers, but behind them are developers.
House slave: refers to the person who repays the loan principal and interest at a rate of 40% to 50% or even higher of disposable income every year through mortgage to buy a house, resulting in a decline in the quality of life.
Flying Fish: A special group in China, which has achieved good results at home, but resolutely put everything down to study in famous foreign schools.
Welfare corruption: Some monopoly industries provide their own industry resources to employees and their families for free or cheaply, which is a kind of industry corruption in the name of welfare.
High-paid flea: a well-known scholar who often changes jobs under the temptation of high salary.
Company resident: refers to white-collar workers who eat, exercise, rest, play games and even fall in love in the company and its vicinity.
General Education Certificate Advanced Level Examination Immigrants: Domestic students who apply for admission as foreign students with foreign passports.
Article 6: Six measures put forward by the the State Council executive meeting in 2006 to solve the problems of excessive housing price increase.
Article 10: Ten Opinions of the State Council on the Reform and Development of Insurance Industry in 2006.
Cold promotion: a promotional activity launched by a merchant in the off-season of commodity sales.
Exchange customers: take out your unused products and exchange useful things with others.
Grey skills: Some college students specialize in "leprosy" and drinking and singing skills before graduation in order to find a satisfactory job, which is the product of bad social atmosphere.
Conference ambassador: a professional who solicits conferences for a city.
Award harassment: In recent years, awards activities of enterprises are varied and there are awards everywhere. Some enterprises received 10 award-winning letters within one month. Many awards activities are paid and have evolved into tools used by some institutions to generate income.
Chicken with anklets: a chicken with anklets after passing the quarantine inspection by the animal epidemic prevention department.
Kao Ba: refers to Zhang Fei, a Sichuan boy exposed by netizens. He has participated in the college entrance examination many times, and he is also the champion of the college entrance examination. However, he dropped out of Peking University Tsinghua in a few years because he was addicted to the Internet.
Scientific research contractor: a famous scholar who has a certain position in academic circles and can easily get important scientific research projects, but has no time to do specific research, but contracts the projects to others.
Chair chewer: a person who sits in a fast food restaurant for a long time, or who buys a drink and sits for four or five hours.
Lai-school family: college graduates who continue to "depend" on school without further studies or employment.
Li Ya somersault: uneven bars movement, named after Li Ya, a female athlete from China, whose full name is "Forward somersault with a twist of 65,438 degrees +0.80 degrees to grab the bar directly".
Blogs of the two sessions: During the two sessions, a large number of deputies and media reporters set up blogs on the Internet to publish content related to the two sessions, which caused great repercussions on the Internet.
Long slave: consumers in monopoly industries have no choice but to accept the terms of consumption, which is called "long slave"
Naked test: a person who takes the test without any extra points.
M-type society: under the trend of globalization, the wealth of the rich is rising rapidly, and the middle class is reduced to the lower middle class because it loses its competitiveness. The whole social stratum is divided into three parts, showing the shape of "M", with many poor people on the left and many rich people on the right.
Beautiful garbage: refers to excessively luxurious gift packaging. It is useless to keep beautiful garbage, which pollutes the environment and causes a lot of waste, and it is difficult to recycle it.
Honeymoon nanny: a nanny who provides services such as teaching cooking, washing clothes and cleaning the house for newlyweds.
The special mode of providing for the empty nesters. According to the characteristics of empty nesters, the concept of housekeeper is introduced, so that the elderly can be masters and provide them with housekeepers.
Noah's rule: God told Noah to build an ark to avoid disaster. Take practical measures to curb the global warming trend.
Parkour: French Parkour transliteration refers to treating the whole city as a big training ground, and all the walls and roofs become objects that can be climbed and crossed.
Pinke: It means that people get together to complete a thing or an activity, which is based on AA consumption, including flat, rice, play, cards, and so on.
Era 7: refers to the RMB exchange rate against the US dollar "breaking 8" and entering the "Era 7".
Rob people's day: refers to Valentine's Day, when people without lovers temporarily board a boat for the holiday.
Study room: a house bought by parents around the school at a high price for their children to attend a prestigious school.
Group rent: the phenomenon that a rough house is divided into independent rooms, and after simple decoration, the house is rented to many people at a cheap price.
Ticket discount area: during the rush hour in Spring Festival travel rush, no refund is allowed within 6 hours before driving. In order to reduce the loss of passengers, the railway station has set up a "ticket discount zone". Passengers who trade tickets in the ticket discount area are only allowed to trade at the par price, and no extra fees are charged.
Lubrication economy: first proposed by Japan, lubrication economy is a kind of knowledge economy, also known as "intellectual economy". Its characteristic is "low consumption and high output".
Three lost: Unemployment, land loss and house loss are called "three lost" in academic circles.
Three-limited housing: the general name of affordable housing, price-limited housing and low-rent housing.
Leftover women: a group of older young women with high education, high income and tall figure can't get an ideal home in marriage.
Sejong: The new capital, the future capital of South Korea, started construction in 2007, and major state organs and legislatures will move in from 20 12 to 20 14.
Maturity: generally refers to the ethnic group aged 45-64. They have the ability of independent consumption and are brave in pursuing fresh fashion, but they are also faced with problems or crises such as work, retirement, health, family marriage and sexual life. Therefore, they are a group that has attracted much attention from the society.
Her economy: It is called "her economy" because women admire consumption and promote the economy obviously.
Book drift: Originated in Europe in the 1960s, book lovers put books they no longer read on specific labels and put them in public places such as parks, teahouses and shopping malls, so that others can "bump into" books they are interested in, and then send them back to their original places after reading them.
Toe: English test for international communication. It is a measure of the English ability of people who communicate in English in an international working environment.
Smiling circle: Smiling circle is a plastic bracelet worn by Olympic volunteers and promises to serve the Olympic Games.
Cultural subsistence allowance: the concept put forward by Sun, Minister of Culture, refers to the construction of a "minimum cultural life guarantee line" for the daily life of the vast majority of ordinary people.
A computer virus. Thousands of computers can be infected in a short time, which will lead to network paralysis in severe cases. The pattern of "panda burning incense" will appear on the poisoned computer.
Academic Superman: Yi Zhongtian, a professor at Xiamen University, quickly became popular through CCTV's Lecture Room. He is called "academic superman" by the media and internet, and similar scholars and phenomena are called "academic superman" group and "academic superman" phenomenon.
Pressure continent: It means that Asia today seems to have become a pressure continent. The transfer of western capital to Asia has also shifted the pressure.
Medical trouble: it is a special group, which specially looks for people who have medical disputes and may have medical accidents, and then asks the hospital for high compensation by disturbing the order of hospital treatment, and then pays dividends with the parties afterwards. "Medical trouble" is illegal.
Smashing votes: In some elections where people vote by SMS, they spend a lot of money to buy calling cards and use SMS companies to vote for a specific candidate, which will increase the number of votes of that candidate. Most of these fans communicate through the internet.
School choice tax: the fees, sponsorship fees, school choice fees and other business taxes payable by schools in various names that exceed the prescribed scope.
Job powder: short for professional "fans". They specialize in canvassing votes, organizing activities and planning images for participating artists.
Rape: it is "talented", from the sketch of last year's Spring Festival Evening.
pickled vegetables
Refers to browsing in the forum.
Wolf
Unlike a pervert, she is decent and likes independence. Although she loves women, she never sticks to girls.
cat
Modem, modem (something for dialing)
Wang Qiuge Gui
Refers to sneakers.
Throw a gun
Throw the scope out by feeling, aim and shoot.
Blind sniper
Don't open the scope, just shoot the sniper rifle.
powder
Very.
plain
Yes
A face without makeup
A face without makeup.
pure water
A post with no content.
Practice sniper
Practice sniper rifle techniques.
sticky
Put the post at the top of the list.
The leader of a gang
Take the lead. Sometimes it is a person who is praised by everyone, and sometimes it is a person who is beaten by everyone.
boss
Class teacher.
A scorching day
Weak machine refers to a machine with weak security on the network and completely controlled by people.
beginner
Novice.
table
Don't.
descend
Bad luck.
Gugou
Google search engine. Also write "Gu Gou".
cold
Marvel Comics, fear. Sometimes I also write "Khan". The scenery upstairs is terrible. Cold!
Dry color touch
Do what? Also write "shrimp".
Open a picture.
Public screening.
Gong though
The modal particle "Qiang" is very powerful and remarkable.
dinosaur
An ugly girl.
Poor green
Unfortunately.
I'd rather
Used to express admiration or surprise.
I flashed.
Used to show that you can't afford to hide.
Throw bricks
Follow the clue.
Throw bricks
Be critical when replying to posts.
a little
Modal particles, pronounced "you", indicate a tone close to "you".
success
Exaggerate the meaning of things.
mottled bamboo
Host. Sometimes it is written as "board pig".
Warm quilt award
Refers to the Nobel Prize.
broad axe
Edit the vise.
Residual thought
1, unfortunately.
2. death. (Japanese)
Mother generation (or nothing)
No, no. (Nanjing sound)
steam
Water purer than pure water is a blank post with no words and no content.
printing ink
Humor.
Kate fat sheep
The light dance from rascal Cai is used to laugh at MM.
talent
Master.
dark reddish purple
Like this. Example: The story happened in a sauce purple color.
Fermented purple
Just like that.
Train attendant
People who do Flash.
next door
Next to a forum or chat room.
frog
An ugly boy.
New sentence-making method
Explain.
Super/strong/huge/crazy/serious
Express special, exaggerated, and emphasize tone. Ex.: You are amazing! I strongly support your statement! "Geili" is very powerful
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