A love story about putting his girlfriend to bed.

Love stories about putting your girlfriend to bed are:

1, boars and sows

Once upon a time, there were two pigs, a male and a female. The boar always guards the sows at night because he is afraid that his master will pull them out and kill them while they are sleeping. As the days passed, the sows gradually gained weight and the boars became thinner day by day.

One day, the boar suddenly heard the owner discussing with the butcher to kill and sell the growing sow. The boar was extremely sad, so from that day on, the boar's temperament changed greatly. Whenever the owner brings food, the boar always rushes up and eats it completely. After eating well every day, he lay down to sleep and told the sow that it was her turn to keep watch. If he finds out that she is not on duty, he will never talk to her again.

As the days passed, the sow felt that the boar cared less and less about her. The sow was disappointed, but the boar lived a stable life as if nothing had happened.

Soon, a month passed, and the owner took the butcher to the pigsty. He found that a month ago, the fat sow had little meat left, but the boar was shining. At this time, the boar ran desperately to attract the owner's attention and show that he was a healthy pig. Finally, the butcher took the wild boar away.

The moment the pig was dragged out of the pigsty, the boar smiled and said to the sow, "Don't eat so much in the future." The sow was heartbroken and rushed out desperately, but the fence door had been closed by the owner. ......

2. Tofu and twist

Twist is ready to confess to the bean bag, "That ... you are so fat."

Bean bag is unhappy, "Oh."

Twist rubbed his hands and said, "You … you are white … white and fat …"

Bean bag glared at him. "I know!"

Drizzt is a little nervous. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "I want to say ...", and Doubao scrambled to say, "You've lost weight! You have lost weight! "

Drizzt scratched his head and whispered, "I mean, you must be easily hugged ..."

3. Giraffe barks

The little giraffe cried, "What can make you grow taller?" She asked.

"Leaves at the top of the tree."

"Can you grow taller?"

"yes."

"Can it grow to the sky?"

"I'm afraid not. Why is it so high? "

"Um ... like ... like stars, want to ... grow tall, want to ... kiss him ..."

4. White rabbit

Three white rabbits picked a mushroom, and the two big ones asked the small ones to get some wild vegetables to eat together. The youngest said I wouldn't go. You ate my mushrooms when I left. The two older ones said no, so the little white rabbit went. Half a year has passed, and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one can't come back. Eat. The big one said wait!

A year has passed and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The two elders don't have to wait for us to eat. At this time, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, "Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms. "

5. A spoonful of ice cream

"Eat a spoonful of ice cream and you will become a pig like me." The pig raised its hoof to warn the wolf.

"Stupid pig like you will believe you! Just ice cream, it's amazing. " The wolf held down the trotters and ate a spoonful of ice cream.

Knock, knock, knock. The wolf turned into a pig with black ruby eyes, big ears and a crooked tail.

"Ah ah, how did I become a pig!" The little gray pig gave a "small voice" of surprise.

"Because, because I made this ice cream, I gave it the magic of' people who eat it will accompany me all my life'." The pig snorted and laughed.