How can I pretend to be sick and take leave when my child is sick?

1. Think about what illness to pretend to be.

Generally, choose a disease that is not easy to worry about and is not serious enough to see a doctor. Usually colds, fevers, or minor illnesses that last 24 hours are good choices. Be aware of the signs of illness and don’t exaggerate them.

Carelessly mention that you are experiencing symptoms of illness a day in advance. If you don't want to go to school on Monday, you're going to be sluggish and lethargic on Sunday. Tell people around you that you feel uncomfortable or a little dizzy. She showed a loss of appetite and went to bed early. This way you will appear more credible when you actually "get sick" the next day.

2. Think about past illnesses.

People know how you were sick in the past. Think about how you felt at that time and how you behaved at that time. Then replaying past symptoms and emotions. It's easier to fake a relapse than to pretend a disease is new to you.

3. Behave abnormally.

The patient will not laugh so hard that his branches tremble with laughter, and he will be in high spirits. You need to appear distracted. If you're the type of person who gets cranky when you're sick, act like it. Even if you participate in an activity you enjoy, don't appear to be enjoying it. For example, when you are invited to watch a movie you like, you should politely decline the request.

4. React slowly.

Stay "bed-bound" as much as possible. It's normal to want to stay in bed when you're sick. The human body is resting while also fighting pain and repairing itself. Sitting at the table, he pretended to doze off from time to time, and curled up and buried himself in the sofa whenever he had the chance.

Pretend to be shivering even if you are covered with a quilt.

5. Pretend that you are worried about your illness.

Real illness is not easy, dragging yourself and others down. When pretending to be sick, you repeatedly emphasized that you were sorry that you could not attend the event and did not apologize for the inconvenience it may have caused. Never act like you are happy at home. When others ask you to go home to recuperate, pretend to be reluctant to go to bed.

6. Don’t “recover” suddenly.

When others believe that you are sick, people will be suspicious once you are full of energy the next day. If your parents allow you to rest at home, don't immediately return to being lively and energetic after school.