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Love words full of routines to seduce the one you like
Love words full of routines:
- 1 -
Hey, if you were the sun, what do you think I would be?
I don’t know
I am ice cream
Why
Because... you melt my heart.
- 2 -
My chest feels so tight!
What's going on?
You are stuck in my heart.
- 3 -
Are you approaching me to harm me
Huh?
It makes me like you so much.
- 4 -
Hey, I really regret not going to Lanxiang to study.
Why?
Because this way I can dig into your heart.
- 5 -
I have to rely on my face to make a living. Do you know why?
Why?
Because I have to keep my mouth open to kiss you.
- 6 -
After seeing you, I want to be a bad person.
Why.
Because I just want to be nice to you.
- 7 -
My criterion for finding a partner is very simple, just one word.
Beautiful?
You.
- 8 -
I have a girl I like.
She must be beautiful, right?
Why are you so narcissistic?
- 9 -
I just watched a movie, the name of the movie is the same as the name of the person I like!
What movie?
Your name
- 10 -
There is something very good about you.
Which point?
Being my girlfriend is just perfect.
- 11 -
Do you know what I look like in my heart?
Like what?
Tea.
Why?
Because I want to pick you up!
- 12 -
Seeing you is like turning me into a horse.
Why?
Because then I will say to you: Marry! marry! marry!
- 13 -
Which city is your favorite?
Chengdu
I also like Chengdu
Why?
Falling in love with a city because you like someone
- 14 -
Do you know that women are made of water, but you are not
Why?
Because you are tailor-made for me
- 15 -
I found that you have a bad habit that needs to be corrected recently.
What’s wrong?
Don’t like me.
- 16 -
Can I tell you a lie?
What
I don’t like you.
- 17 -
Can you do me a favor?
What are you busy with?
Help fall in love with me quickly.
- 18 -
I want to give you a gift
What is it?
Pillow (put his head on your shoulder)
- 19 -
What do you think your plan for the day is?
Yu Chen?
No, it’s your lips
- 20 -
Do you know what appears in the eye of the beholder?
Xi Tzu?
No, it’s you
- 21 -
You hurt me so badly today
How did you hurt me
You make me like you so much
- 22 -
I have someone I like, can you help me chase him?
Who?
The ninth word of the first sentence.
- 23 -
I have a very small dream, four words
Which four words
Along the way You
- 24 -
Since I met you
How?
Life is short and sweet~
- 25 -
You don’t have to do anything
Just your presence has pleased me a thousand times Hundred Chapters
- 26 -
I really envy you
What are you envious of?
To have such a lovely person like me.
- 27 -
No matter how mediocre I am
I always feel that my love for you is beautiful.
- 28 -
Money is tight lately
Can I lend you my hand?
- 29 -
I only miss you when I am doing one thing
What thing?
Breathe
- 30 -
Want to bite you
Bite?
Well, try what you are made of, you are so cute.
- 31 -
Are you busy?
Quite busy
I am quite busy too
You What are you busy with?
Too busy missing you
- 32 -
I have a romantic story. Do you want to hear it?
Yes
p>This is the story of how we met
- 33 -
You touched something of mine
What?
Moved my heart
- 34 -
Is it possible to eat it as a meal if you like it?
It really can’t
But if I like you, it’s okay not to eat.
- 35 -
Did you know there are 100 ways to be sweet?
Which 100 kinds?
Eat sweets, cakes, and miss you 98 times a day.
- 36 -
I had insomnia last night
What happened?
I've been thinking about you all night
- 37 -
What are you doing and what am I doing now?
What are you doing?
I'm chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world
- 38 -
Shhh, listen
What are you listening to?
My heart is beating for you
- 39 -
I feel dizzy when I see you
What? Condition?
Maybe love makes people dizzy
- 40 -
Are you good at pinching dolls?
Not great
Then how do you hold my heart tightly.
- 41 -
What can you use your hands for?
Huh?
Hold my hand!
- 42 -
Do you know how many people there are in China?
1.4 billion?
No, it’s three people! You, me, others
- 43 -
Do you know how many people there are in the world?
Not made?
You are the only one in my world
- 44 -
I want to be a courier boy in the future
Huh?
This way I can say to you: Miss sister, your baby has arrived
- 45 -
Look, I have a handful of dirt in my hand
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What are you doing?
Are you going to fall into my hands
- 46 -
I want to travel
Where to go
In your heart
- 47 -
What time is it now?
Why do you still want to go out at eleven o'clock?
It’s not eleven o’clock if you don’t go out, it should be because I love you more
- 48 -
I’ll tell you how to lose two pounds in one week pounds
Okay, how to lose weight
Put your heart here with me
- 49 -
You don’t cherish me now , let me tell you, after passing this village
What happened
I will wait for you in the next village
- 50 -
I think All of us should let you knock
Why
Because your knocking looks good
- 51 -
You know what day it was yesterday ?
What day?
It’s the day I fell in love with you, full of love words to tease my boyfriend
1. The spring water is born, the spring forest is blooming, and the spring breeze is not as good as you. The leaves fall in the autumn wind, the autumn rain continues, and I feel sad about autumn, just for you.
2. The trunk of the elephant, the eye circles of the panda, the wings of the bird, the shell of the snail, my you.
3. It is said that women sit on water, but I feel that I am not what you are. I am tailor-made for you
4. When I first met you, I felt that you What do you mean it's good now it's even better
5. I'll do a magic trick to make you like you super
6. If you want to do your job well, you must first... you must first ...kiss you
7. The night gave me black eyes, but I only use them to look at you
8. Living less and less like myself and like you Wife
9. Will you like me or not? I will teach you
10. Did your mother teach you courtesy? Then I like you and you have to like me too
11. Why did I tell you the date of your birthday? I forgot my password.
12. You are a cute boy and I am cute
13. What do you belong to, you belong to me
14. Do you believe in love at first sight? ? How about I pass by you again?
15. You have two cute things: one is that you are cute and the other is that I love you
16. Do you know what I like to drink and what to care for you
17. You know what my biggest shortcoming is, but I don’t know that I’m missing you
18. You eat less salt recently! Why? Because I'm afraid that you will miss me when you are free
19. If I could turn back time, I still hope to grasp the warmth of your hand.
20. I’m not a chatterbox, I just waited too long to finally wait for you.
21. My dog ??likes you very much. Just follow me.
22. Can I ask you for something? What do you want?
23. I ask you why there are sour and sweet in the world. Why? I feel sweet when I look at you, and sour when I miss you
24. I like you, do you want to consider liking me?
25. I want to be the right person, who is your person
26. I am really carefree and like every one of you.
27. It’s getting cold in the morning and evening recently, and I need to hide in your arms
28. I’m tired of being a cute girl, and I kind of want to be your wife
29. Tell you three anti-aging methods? Love me, love me, love me
30. Let me tell you some bad news, some bad news, I am no longer pure in my thoughts towards you
31. Look at your chat history more than your salary I'm still happy
32. Do you know what kind of wine makes you most likely to get drunk? Yours is forever
33. Do you know what fruit I like to eat the most? You pistachio
34. Do you know which god I like best? The look in your eyes
35. Do you know what day it was yesterday? What day? It’s the day I’ve been in love with you
36. I’m a bit of a playboy, huh? Idiot, I have devoted all my attention to you~
37. You have to hold my hand when walking. Why didn’t your teacher teach you to carry valuables with you when you were a child? 2021 Routines full of love words to tease your boyfriend
1. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."
2. "Let me ask you a question, Mom, Dad, Sister Brother and husband, who are not related to you?" "Husband" "Hey~ my wife is so smart" 3. "Do you smell something burning?" "Ah? No" "Yes. My heart is burning with love for you."
4. "I found someone has a crush on you." "Who is it?" "Me.
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5. “Why do you want to harm me?” ""ah? When did I hurt you? "You made me like you so much!" "
6. "Why do you want to harm me? "What did it hurt you?" "What makes me like you so much"
7. "Do you know where the money is in the world?" "Where" "I don't know" "But I am willing to take you to find it"
8. "If you are not afraid of trouble" "Then please come with me"
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9. “Do you know the difference between you and the stars? "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart"
10. "You are a little weird today" "Where is the weirdness?" ""It's so pretty"
11. "Are you tired? "I'm not tired. What's wrong?" "How is that possible?" You've been running in my head all day. ”
12. “Do you know why I don’t go to heaven? "Why" "Because you are on the earth"
13. "You are the joy of youth" "It's the same if you read it backwards"
14. "Is anyone chasing you?" "No" "Hello, my name is No." ”
15. “Have you noticed that my eyes are beautiful? "What do you mean?" "Because it's all about you"
16. "Do you know what time it is?" "9 o'clock" "No, it is the starting point of our happiness." ”
17. “What do you grill first when you have barbecue!” "Let's have a barbecue first" "I will consider you first..."
18. "Hey, I always lose when I buy football recently." Do you know why? ""Why? "Because meeting you has spent all the luck in my life." ”
19. “Do you know what’s in the eye of the beholder? "Xi Shi?" "No, it's you"
20. "I feel dizzy when I see you recently" "Why" "Because love makes people dizzy"
21. "How many do you have on your left hand?" fingers” “5” “How many eyes do you have” “2” “How many mouths do you have” “1” “Well, I love you too”
22. “It’s so boring, let’s play a game "Okay, what are you playing with?" "I praise you, how about you praise me?" "Okay, you say it first" "You are so beautiful" "You have such good taste"
23. "Do you know why I love to be vegetarian? ""Why? "Because you are my type"
24. "I have a very serious and serious question." "What problem?" "When will you get married?" "Well, I don't know." "Well, I'll marry you when you make up your mind."
25. "Have you followed any dramas recently?" "No" "Why?" Because I just want to chase you."
26. "Can you watch more when you walk in the future? ""ah? "You hit me in the heart." ”
27. “You must be short-sighted, right?” "Why do you say that?" "If you are not myopic, how can you not see that I like you~"
28. "I feel like you are a little weird today." "What's wrong?" "It's so cute." ”
29. “What’s your blood type?” "Type O" "No, you are my ideal type"
30. "Does it feel heavy when you carry me on your back?" ""The whole world is on my back, you decide whether it sinks or not"
31. "You can't eat it if you like it, right? "Indeed not." "But if you like it, it will make the food delicious." ”
32. “Shall we exchange gifts on Christmas Eve?” “Okay” “Okay, from now on I am yours and you are mine”
33. “ Do you know why I became a vegetarian recently? "I don't know" "Because you are my type"
34. "Wow, your eyes are so beautiful" "Really?" "But it's not as beautiful as mine, because my eyes are all about you"
35. "Let's talk about life, shall we?" "I don't want to talk about it."
"Then let's talk about strangers!" ”
36. “You look very much like a relative of mine” “Who do you look like?” "My mother's son-in-law"
37. "Would you like to give it a try?" "Try what?" "The smell of my lipstick." ”
38. “My ultimate goal is to deceive you” “And then take care of you until you are old”
39. “Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?” "Antarctica?" Or the Arctic? "No, it's a place without you." "
40. "Show me your hands" (show your hands) "Hey, you are missing me in your life"
41. "I hesitated for several days. Finally, I decided to toss a coin and confess my love to you when it comes up heads. "What if the back is up?" "Turn it over." ”
42. “Guess where my heart is?” ""Left side""Wrong, on your side"
43. "When someone says the word happiness" "All I can think about is us"
44. "Classmates interrupt Please tell me how to do this question." "Sorry, I don't know how." "Oh, you don't know how. Let me tell you about it."
45. "Do you know what the happiest number is? "5" "Why?" "Because, 520"
46. "I want to go to many places when I am alone, but it is different when I am two people." "Why is it different?" ""When we are two people, I just want to stay where you are~" Love words full of routines
Love words must be full of routines to seduce girls and people, but many students don't Yes, then you might as well come to this article to learn.
Boss, don’t listen to her.
She has a bad stomach. p>
2
I want to buy a piece of land from you
What land?
What land do you want to buy?
Three
Your eyes are not as beautiful as mine!
(⊙_⊙)?
Because I have you in my eyes
Four
Do you know which one of the 26 letters I like best?
Which one is my favorite?
Five
Could you be more careful next time when you walk
What's wrong
It keeps hitting my heart
Six
Man: Shall we bet? (There are many things that can be used for bets.)
Woman: What are you betting on?
The man pretended to think: Well, if you lose, you will be my girlfriend. If I lose, I will be your boyfriend.
The girl will laugh and hit you. The guy will take the time to ask, and if the situation is good, he can hold her. In my arms
Seven
Man: Hey, let me ask you a personal question?
Woman: What?
Man: Do you have it? She doesn’t have a boyfriend? (I had to check before that she didn’t have one!)
Female: No!
Male: Do you want me to introduce you to one?
Woman: Who is it?
Man: That person has the same surname as me, his name is (say his name euphemistically and mysteriously.)
Note: casual expression, silly smile, just do it casually Intimate gestures, such as hugging, holding hands, etc.
She succeeded without explicitly objecting to you!
Eight
Let me do a magic trick for you
Okay
Get better, get better I like you more
Nine
Do you know what my original surname is?
My original surname is Wang
But I am happy when I meet you
Ten
What is your blood type
Type A
No, you are my ideal type
Eleven
Man: I have always regarded you as my best friend, and I have a secret that I want to tell you.
Female: What secret?
Male: I like a girl and I don’t know what to do.
Female: Tell her! (Pay attention to her expression.)
Male: I’m afraid she doesn’t like me, so what should I do?
Woman: (Don’t care what she says.)
Man: Actually, you know her.
Female: Oh? Who is it?
Male: Yeah (hesitates, then turns to her ear and whispers her name.)
Twelve
Do you have 50 cents in WeChat?
Yes, what’s wrong?
I have one too, let’s join together
Thirteen
Why do you want to harm me?
Sentence Where did I harm you?
It makes me like you so much
Fourteen
I can’t tell you what’s good about you.
But I am still hopelessly in love.
Fifteen
A double bed, minus eighteen centimeters with you.
This is my biggest dream right now.
Sixteen
Ten miles, fifty miles, one hundred miles in the spring breeze, eight hundred meters in body measurement, twenty thousand miles under the sea, Dove chocolate, vanilla flavored Baxi, cocoa brownie, durian and jackfruit, Cheese corn kernels, mashed potatoes with chicken sauce, beef tenderloin with black pepper, braised spicy chicken, braised pork ribs with vinegar fish in sauce, they are not as good as you, they are all not as good as you.
Seventeen
Do you have a lighter?
No
Then how did you light my heart?
Eighteen
Aren’t you tired?
? -? )
It’s been running in my head all day
Nineteen
We will still be together in the next life,
If you don’t come, I am not old.
Twenty
I think you are very strange today
What's wrong?
Very good-looking
Twenty-one
There is something wrong with your face
What
My eyes
Twenty-two
Will you like me
No
Then I can teach you
Twenty-three
I am not afraid of anyone, but I think you are scary
Why?
Because I am afraid of my wife
Twenty Four
Can you be my Oreo?
Why?
Because I want to pick you up.
Twenty-five
If you and I had a child, what seat do you think it would be?
What seat? Gemini?
No, our masterpiece.
Twenty-six
I want to take a leave
What kind of leave do you want
Please marry me
Twenty-seven
Which city do you like?
Let’s go to Shanghai
For some reason
I also like Shanghai very much
Oh what reason?
Because you fell in love with the whole city
Twenty-eight
Dear
Ahem
You Do you know what is the most beautiful love story I have ever heard?
What?
Your name
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