Funny greetings for boys' day

1. What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is Fengxian? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow! What is a handsome boy? You! Happy boys' day.

God, it's too blue. The sea is too salty. Life is too hard. Work, it's too annoying. And you, decree by destiny. Miss you, insomnia. It's too far to see you. What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow a bowl.

I have nothing in common with Brother Zhong Lang, but I still think you are funny. Be happy.

Today is the Double Eleven Boys' Day. Men can be exempted from three obligations: they don't have to do all the housework, they don't have to cover all the leftovers, and their wives don't have to listen. Hey, hey, happy, today. No, the third, tomorrow. No, three, no, four!

I don't think you should celebrate Singles Day! Anyway, Happy Singles Day!

On the eve of Singles' Day, on behalf of my neighbors, my aunts, my fellow villagers and my fellow men and women all over the country, I express my condolences to you who are still single and convey the order: You must become nunchakus this year!

7. Eat, be hungry, drink, be drunk, love, hate, endure and sleep.

8. I wish you find your thoughts. Turn over a new leaf and get rid of your bachelor as soon as possible.

9. boys' day, raise a glass to celebrate. I wish you smart and lovely, poor and unloved; Good luck again, my wife is virtuous, and nothing will happen at home; Third, I wish you a gift and use it. Happy boys' day!

10. Good luck is coming for boys' day. Every day, I see golden flowers in my eyes, and ATM withdraws money at will. Cool, handsome and polite, everyone praises me for being from Pan 'an. The beautiful woman's brain is rusty, crying and calling for me to soak. The boss became smirking. I want a raise and a promotion. The wife bowed her head and said, Take it when you are gone, and be happy every day!

1 1. Wages were given to women, holidays were given to women, clothes were given to women, and shoes were given to women. In the end, even the job was given to the woman, and the law only protected her. Without boys' day, men can't live. May the boys in the world be chic and live.

12. Today is your holiday, honey, I'll make breakfast for you in the morning; Today is your holiday, husband. Let's be romantic together in the evening.

13. On Boys' Day, I give you "eight honors and three disgraces" as a blessing. Barong: I am proud of my wife. My wife loves you, my wife is virtuous, my wife is diligent, my wife is happy, my wife is in charge of you, I am proud of finding a wife, and I am proud that you can find a wife.

14. Dear, thank you for letting me celebrate Women's Day every day. Let's celebrate boys' day today.

15 ... Today is Boys' Day. Please dress up more handsomely, smile more brightly, keep your waist straight and take bigger steps. Go and meet your sweetheart quickly. She prepared a romantic candlelight dinner for you! Wish you a happy holiday!

16. Every year on this day, I want to say a word to you: You are dead.

17. Urgent notice: Dear colleagues, in order to celebrate the Double Eleven Boys' Day, the unit organized everyone to watch movies, and each person was limited to two. Please come and get it as soon as you receive the notice.

18 ... Boys' Day, a big gift is delivered to your door. Give you a watch. Don't be late for the appointment. Send you a mobile phone, my love, carry it with you. Send you a tie and you will think of me every day. The bill won't arrive until tomorrow. Feel my endless love.

19. On Boys' Day, men's names were rewritten: talented ugly people are gentle, handsome, earn less money, be practical and reliable, earn more regardless of their family's ambition, and take care of their family's wealth and poverty.

20. Everyone says that you have been thinking about what gift to give you all day. I finally decided that no matter how much it costs, I will give you a new cutting board, which is really unseemly in our family.