A complete collection of deceptive routines, a classic sentence about playing routines.

A complete collection of dialects of deceptive routines: 1,? I miss those days very much. You wriggled in front of me and walked down the country road with your head down. When the villagers see you, they all praise you: hey, it's beautiful and clean! Also praised me: what a good boy, such a small grade came out to release pigs! ? ? I have three sentences to tell you, including the following one. Thank you for finishing. ? 3. It is said that eating garlic can prevent H 1N 1, which makes sense. Think about it: if you eat garlic, people will think you have a taste and won't come near you, and H 1N 1 virus can't come near you! Haha, don't forget to pack two cloves of garlic before you go out! ? 4. Don't move! Read this message quietly! Look up, look down, don't forget the left and right! Have you finished reading it? Delete it after reading it! ? Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, and falling in love with you is my happy choice; Pursuing you is the starting point of my happiness; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person! ? 6. Does my ear itch? Does this mean that I miss you? Do my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does my mouth itch? Does this mean I want to kiss you? Does my body itch? Come on, you're getting lice. Take a shower! ? 7. Don't eat when you are hungry! I did it; Don't sleep when you are sleepy! I also did it; It's cold and naked, here we go again. I am such a strong person, but I didn't tell you when I missed you. ? 8. Don't think that just because you look like a wolf, I can treat you as a big pervert. ? 9. How did you dial your cell phone? The voice prompt said: You dialed a lazy pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it. Call again. Voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered. ? 10, this message has three main purposes: one is to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I tell you responsibly: it's cold, remember not to wear open-backed pants again. ? ? 1 1, people think I'm meditating, but I'm actually looking to pick up a hair on the ground. ? 12, if the exam can be upgraded, I am afraid I will still lose one. ? 13, my dream is to think in my dream. ? 14, the most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get fat slowly. Then I'll eat pork. Oh yeah! ? 15, Superman's briefs are very stable, which is why he flies so high. ? 16, nearsighted. From a distance, you are a beautiful woman. It turns out to be a female diaosi. ? 17, benefactor, you are bullying the poor monk, and the poor monk will lose face to God. ? 18, life is too short to be sexy or understand the hard life. ? 19, men quarrel with women, men are like pistols and women are like machine guns. ? 20. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day. ? 2 1, I'm in a bad mood now, and I can't do anything but eat. ? 22, in fact, you have an advantage, ghosts dare not run to your house at night. ? Don't push me, or I'll lose control. ? 24. Do you know what it feels like for a wolf to fall in love with a sheep? It just wants to eat its meat. ? 25, cover the quilt every night, it feels like being buried. ? 26, the sky is falling, you hold on first, I'll find a stick.

? Classic sentence about playing routines:? 1. Baby, do you think I look good now or before? Honey, I'm going to lose weight from today. What's the matter, baby? I was afraid that you would dislike me in the future, so I had to throw it away. Honey, do you like playing with water? Yes, why don't you do the dishes? 4. My wife can sing auspicious three treasures, but she can't. Shall we sing together? Why don't you start first, dad? Honey, don't be angry. I will bark for you like a dog. Why are you so good? 6. What are the lyrics? Those eyes are very moving, and the laughter is more charming? What's the name of this song? I like you. Me too? 7. What do you think of boys applying nail polish? 8. Do you usually wipe your ass with your left hand or right hand after going to the toilet? Do we all use paper? 9. Are you my best friend? Yes, I just watched TV and said that dogs are man's best friends ...? 10. You must not know that I love you. Well, that's right, because father love is silent, right? 1 1. What are you doing? I told the most beautiful woman in the world that I was sorry, but she never called me back, so I have to tell you. 12. What are the exciting moments for women? Forget it, I won't buy it. ? 13. In fact, we met before 1000 years ago. How is it possible? You always liked chasing me at that time. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin? 14. Honey, do you hate me for being ugly? No, you mean I am ugly, right? 15. If you had no feet, would you wear shoes? No What will you wear, a bra? 16. Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, to sum up, five words will pick a girlfriend? 17. Say it ten times, yes or no ... Is there any difference between you drinking pigs? 18. It's over. You won't talk to me either. I am a dog. ? 19. Let me ask you a question. What is a pig, sheep, dog or pig? 20. I will show you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig. I am not a pig. You think you forgot?