Humorous greetings short message sentence daquan

1, put your blessing on your mouth so as not to be blown away by the wind; Write your blessings on paper for fear of being diluted by rain; Carve the blessing on the ground for fear of being trampled by pedestrians; Think about it, or send it to your mobile phone. May happiness always accompany you!

2, professional starvation is called weight loss, professional screaming is called * * *, professional daze is called deep, professional laziness is called leisure, professional stubbornness is called persistence, and professional persistence sends you text messages and calls friends!

3, one mountain can not tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female; Take the initiative to pay for feelings, unless that person is occupied; Don't delete short messages at will unless the content is unreliable. As a sign of sincerity, I wish you health and happiness forever!

4. Component: I love you; Ingredients: missing; Addition: suffering and loneliness; Date of production: from the date of the meeting; Shelf life: unlimited; Product standard number: 520 13 14.

I miss everything you think. Garlic is considered an onion. I forgot to use my pedal when riding a bike, and I still have the 100 yuan I just found at hand. I think you are almost finished, 1+ 1 all find it difficult. Zhao Benshan as Sun Nan, RMB as dollars. I can't think what you think. I have no style in clothes. I can't have feelings for anyone. My heart has stopped beating. Dear, I miss you so much, please reply to me as soon as possible!

6. Some things are predestined. Although flowers bloom and fall mercilessly, it is the mission of time. It is inevitable that people need to walk without wings; Face life frankly, who let you work hard, avoid cats, and be happy when you are full!

7. There are no clouds in Wan Li, and streams are running; The grass on the roadside swayed with the wind, and the flowers were more beautiful; Listening to the voice of nature, the mood is so wonderful. But you ruined everything. Please choose a good time for farting next time!

Being a top designer was once the dream of countless people, and you and I both think it should be the most perfect one. On the novelty of speed theory, it is absolutely the first. Design one in one night. Ok, stop looking and go to bask in the quilt!

9, you are my baby, let me no longer lonely; Life is full of fun with you. I will hold you in my hand and take good care of you; I want to be with you, my favorite kitten!

10, I know you are the most beautiful, chubby and cute, everyone knows the habit of eating meat, and your frugal character deserves praise. But there is no need to lick the rice in the bowl every time.

1 1, I always cry silently for you, but even so, I don't want you to go. I once asked myself whether it was worthwhile to pay, but your figure has been lingering in my heart. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided: damn onions don't cut!

12, the furthest distance in the world is that I am in if and you are in else, which seems to be accompanied and separated forever; The most infatuated waiting in the world is that I am a case, you are a switch, and you may never choose yourself; The most sincere dependence in the world is that you are trying and I am catching. No matter what your temper is, I will bear it silently and deal with it silently. Then, look forward to our final.

13, you know? Recently, the God of Wealth has fallen in love with you, and he will give you a surprise: RMB will haunt you, your lover will love you more, cats and dogs will chase you, and even I will send you a message with sincere wishes!

14, you have two feet on both sides, which means you are prepared. The grass on your wall shows that you attach importance to the overall situation, that you are fish begins to stink at the head, that you obey the superior leadership, that you have the wind and the rudder, and that you can recognize the form. If you don't laugh, it means you should laugh. Come and give me a smile!

15, love is the sport of the brave, you have a chance to succeed, as long as you dare to express yourself. Carry forward the shameless style of the older generation, inherit the shameless tradition of the older generation, meet the brave in the narrow road and win, dare to love, hate and rush. You will: everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill. See the rainbow after the storm.

16, floral fragrance, bees have the final say; Whether the cloud is beautiful or not, the sky has the final say; The grass is not green, and the cow has the final say; Whether I miss you depends on my heart. Whether to send a text message or not is, of course, my decision.

17, send you seven flowers: fortune is like popcorn, love is like roses, career is like morning glory, life is like flaming flowers, if you have love, you won't spend it indiscriminately. Remember to share it with me if you have unexpected gains!

18, Jiang your army in the past, just teasing you; Later, you were cruel to garlic and made waves with onions; KINOMOTO SAKURA scheming is popular now. Although the price has gone up, friendship can't be devalued. Nothing to tease you is negotiable!

19, practice a set of happiness throwing fists, not too long; Kick your happy legs, don't be too late; Run for good luck, don't sweat; Dance a happy and sweet exercise, don't be confused; I wish happiness everywhere.

20. Greeting comes uninvited and sends a happy signal; Trouble knots, bad luck drives away the broom; Laugh off your big teeth, there is no antidote to happiness; If you pretend to be serious, I'll throw you a bundle of money!

2 1, cold Monday, braised Tuesday, steamed Wednesday, fried Thursday, stir-fried Friday, happy spices, leisurely wine, I will cook a blessing dinner for you this weekend, and I am willing to enjoy it happily.

22, happiness practice a set, not too long; Kick your happy legs, don't be too late; Run for good luck, don't sweat; Dance a happy and sweet exercise, don't be confused; I wish you happiness everywhere!

23, haha is a happy smile, hehe is a knowing smile, hee hee is a snicker, hum is a sneer, hehe is a sly smile, and roar is a skin smile. SMS is just to make you laugh, I hope to be happy!

24, happy action essentials: troubles and sadness, kicking; Good luck, seize it; Happiness is sweet, a kiss; Good luck. Give me a hug. May you be happy, more than once.

25, rest and rest, work will always hurt; Wait a minute, wait a minute, ignore people because of too much entertainment; Entertainment, leisure exercise; Time and time again, today makes you as sweet as honey.

My hero aimed at the battlefield and locked the enemy's movements with a pair of binoculars. Although this wish failed, you still looked forward to it with a telescope. . . Until one day, the girl in the opposite building cursed: What are you looking at? Rogue!

27. After getting along for so long, I finally know that you are a very straightforward person! Laugh when you are happy, man show when you are frustrated, and sneak away in tears when you are sad. Only I have the unique skill to deal with you, a lollipop, which will make you smile through tears immediately!

28. Look: Guess who is the most sincere and kind friend in the world? 3-2- 1, the answer is announced, it is you! Please welcome BTV, MTV and CCTV to witness this glorious moment and shed petals. ...

29. It is said that one day, tofu wandered in the street and met with vinegar. Tofu teased: What a sour taste! Did you stir up other people's feelings again? When vinegar gets angry, mix tofu!

30. I am an eye, and you are a sandstorm, because you fascinate me; I am the stomach, you are the wine, because you make me intoxicated; I am a match and you are a cigarette, because I really want to light you.

3 1, I want to open your heart, walk into your heart, cry and laugh with you. But your heart is always closed. God, what did I do wrong? Why are you telling me now? Your heart is pushed and pulled.

32. SMS is a hymn I sing in words. SMS is the happiness that you and I send when we are sad. SMS is your painful hand that touches me. SMS is my heart to listen to your sadness and happiness. The message was written by you and me.

33. I am desperately looking for your footprints in my memory. I can't hear you, see you, feel you, and have no news from you. The feeling of happiness makes me suffocate. Where are you? My cutest kitten!

34. I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more money and closer to home. You sleep until you wake up naturally every day, and you get cramps when you get money. If you spend money, you will receive a gift, and others will get a raise if they work overtime! The company makes a fortune every day, and someone will take care of you!

35. Note that the god of wealth has enchanted you, and you will be hit by good luck as soon as you go out; If you stay at home, wealth will find you; If you open the window, money will float to your home. You can't hide, so accept it!

In order to ensure the smooth communication, please keep your enthusiasm in summer, your smiling face, your present friendship, your future friendship and the true feelings of you and me in this life.

37. If you want to be hot, I'll light the fire for you. If you are bored, I will add some chaos to you; If you want to eat, I will take your bowl; One purpose is to make you feel extremely chilling, so it's not hot now!

38. God: It's too blue! H: It's too salty! Life: It's too hard! Work: It's so annoying! And you: decree by destiny! Miss you: insomnia! Goodbye: it's too far! What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow a bowl.

39. There is a tacit understanding that I am scolded by you; There is a kind of harmony, called I sit and you stand; There is a friendship that I eat meat and you drink soup; There is a blessing that I send a message to make you happy.

40. Life is wonderful because of having friends. A smile, a greeting, a handshake and a hug are all the accumulation of wealth. How many friendship coins did you earn today? Exchange with happiness and sincerity, and all counterfeit money will be confiscated!

4 1, by chance, I told the god of wealth your mobile phone number; Once, the god of wealth told it to the god of luck; On the one hand, the gods of the whole universe know you; Now the immortals inform you by SMS: Good luck every day!

42. I said that the painful thing is to go to work; Nothing is more painful than working overtime; Nothing is more painful than working overtime every day; What is more painful than working overtime every day is working overtime for free every day. Forward with the same feeling!

43. It is said that texting has four states: emotional catharsis; Make a mountain out of a molehill; Idle harassment; Sincere blessing. I was the last one. If you don't reply, I'll go through the first three items.

44. The restraining order forbids you to think of me when you are free; Prohibit getting rich without me; Don't call me if there is something delicious; Don't tell me if you find something interesting; Don't send me interesting information; Every day is not unhappy!

45. The weather is warm and irritable, sweating like rain. I want to kick your door open, then knock on the window, hold your hand, hold your waist, and say to you: don't be afraid, now I'll send you ice cream.

46. Happiness hugs, happiness kisses your mouth, sleep stumbles you, life smirks at you, health is never too late, easy to move, smile instead of trouble, I wish you happiness!

47. On Monday, I turned into happiness haunting you, happiness haunting you, happiness dragging you, leisure grabbing you, warmth haunting you, text greeting you, Happy Monday!

48. As we meet for a long time, our friendship will naturally deepen. Although I have less contact, I miss more. I wish you more happiness, more happiness, more contact and a better life.

49. Summer without butterflies is not colorful, night without stars is not romantic, life without dreams is not worth it, days without friendship are unhappy, and mobile phones without SMS blessings … Oh, don't use them.

Laugh, even if your front teeth are exposed. Laugh, even if it's a cramp in disguise. Laugh, even if you are dizzy from lack of oxygen. Just wish everyone happiness.

5 1, know what love is, know what hate is! Know what it's like to frown, and then take it to heart. I don't know how to make my tired heart recover! Let love rekindle!

I only hope that friendship will never fade, even if it leaves an unforgettable sky. If I can write more, I will make it more exciting. I really appreciate it.

I don't want to let you go, but I can't let you go on. I can only say: "take care and wish you happiness!" "

54. I just want to let you feel my deepest love for you on this beautiful day and leave a beautiful and sad memory for yourself!

55, misty rain is still hazy, first frost is still old. Who were you drunk with? Last year, I spent a lot of money, but now it flies away like a butterfly.

56. I'm too lazy to say thank you politely. How about going to a restaurant for a chat?

Since I got your care, I seem to see the light in the endless darkness, get a clear spring in the boundless desert and find a flower in the rock. How can I not thank you?

I don't know what words to use to express my feelings, so I can only say, "Thank you!" "

59. What should be abandoned is helplessness, and what should not be abandoned is incompetence; Ignorance should give up if you don't give up, and persistence should not give up if you don't give up. Interesting words

60. People always think about what they can't get, but don't cherish everything they have. In fact, the best are those that can never be obtained. Be realistic! Friend!

6 1, I have always wanted to thank you for nourishing my life. I've been meaning to tell you that I really miss you. Nongnong whispers

62. The bird and the fish fell in love. However, they live in two worlds. So, the bird was desperate, forgot to fly, and fell dead. The fish swam to the deepest part of the sea and became a monk.

Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! . Since God has given talents, let them be used! As for the money, although it is scattered, it will get together again.

64. As long as the road is gone, there is a road. As long as you keep going, there will be countless scenery.

Thank you for your concern for us! May all happiness accompany you, and wish you good health and all the best!

66. In fact, the sky is blue and the clouds will always disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet when your heart is willing. In fact, I hope you are happy every day.

67. The breeze blows away your locked brows and lets all your troubles fly back. Please don't chase you back just because you want to run forward, because happiness is ahead!

68. Life is not long, but it is good. As long as you try your best to demonstrate, it is worth encouraging and cheering.

69. I only want to give you a little encouragement, strength and hope when you are frustrated and tired in life.

70. Everyone has his own sky, and there is a you in my sky.

7 1, giving up is helplessness, and giving up what should not be given up is incompetence; Ignorance should give up if you don't give up, and persistence should not give up if you don't give up.

72. You propped me up on the side of my life, and the clear water made my revived soul swim forward.

73. If the heart is there, if the dream is there, there is true love between heaven and earth. Success or failure is at stake. Life is heroic and it is good to start all over again! May you walk out of the bottom of your life!

74. After receiving your call, ordinary words moistened my heart, and the kind reminder benefited me a lot. I sincerely thank you for your heartfelt concern, and I wish you all the best, because it is really good for everyone.

75. Never forget your loving smile, your encouraging eyes, your earnest teaching and your meticulous care. Dear teacher, send a message and wish you happy every day!

76. A friend is a lamp that helps you dispel loneliness and light up expectations. A friend is tea, which helps you filter impetuousness and store tranquility. A friend is water, which helps you moisten for a while and keep fresh for a lifetime. Friends are sugar, which helps you to dilute bitterness and make it full of sweetness.

77. If I really tell my guilt, I'm afraid you will think I'm worthless, but if I don't tell it, I feel worthless.

78. If one day I get lost in the wind and rain, I know you will heal my wounds and relieve pain. Maybe our world will be different in the end, but I know that you will accompany me in the storm. Thank you!

79. During the intermission in the theater, the husband bought a glass of beer. Wife: You swear not to drink for two months! Husband: Honey, according to the program, the time between the first act and the second act is one year apart!

80, coffee and partner, coconut milk sago, just like you and me, perfect match! The officer tested the recruits: In the dark night, you were standing guard, and suddenly someone hugged you from behind. What should you say? A soldier quickly replied, honey, let me go.

At the opening ceremony of 8 1, the new headmaster gave a speech to encourage students: Our school is a "normal college", so don't use it as a place to eat and sleep.

82. When chopping wood, the father almost cut off his son's arm. The son shouted at his father, fool, where are you going to cut? Hearing this, Sun Tzu said angrily, How can this bastard talk to his father like this?

When the boxer hit his opponent in the mouth, everyone was very happy. They all laughed and danced. The audience nearby asked, "Are you a boxing coach?" "No, I'm a dentist."

The watchdog died after eating poisonous meat. The shopkeeper wondered that this meat was used to poison wild cats. How to eat a dog chained to the gate all the time? Neighbor explained: Obviously, the dog died of kickbacks.

85. After watching the news, my wife excitedly asked: If you fly into space by Shenzhou 5, what do you want to say to me most? The husband grabbed his wife's hand and said: The earth is still good and attractive!

86. The fortune teller said to someone: A woman's hands are like ginger, and her belongings are piled up in a box. Great, my wife's hands are like ginger She punched me yesterday, and now it's hot!

87. While watching a mystery play, an audience suddenly stood up and shouted: Where is the murderer? Another audience member said coldly in the back: If you don't sit down, the murderer will be right behind you.

88. During the exam, a candidate rolled his eyes on the table from beginning to end. After the exam, the teacher saw on his test paper that it was difficult for his grandson to write a question, but his son was very strict in invigilation. I can't do it, so I have to hand in a blank sheet of paper.

89. During the exam, the invigilator handed a small note from my classmate, which read: "The invigilator of this subject is very stupid. Please give me the answer to the multiple-choice question quickly. " The classmate's ending is very miserable.

90. Section Chief: You are late again! Salesgirl: A man followed me after I went out. Section Chief: So what! Salesgirl: The man walked slowly, so the time dragged on.

9 1, Section Chief: Did you post those two letters on the desk? Clerk: The stamps are pasted wrong. Domestic stamp paste 10 yuan, foreign stamp paste 2 yuan. As the stamp could not be torn off, I changed the letterhead inside.

92. The passenger ship passed a desert island, where a skinny guy screamed and waved. Tourist: Who's that? C: I don't know. Every year when our ship passes by here, he will go crazy!

In class, the teacher's favorite and least favorite students are dozing off. The teacher woke up his least favorite student and said, You see Cao Ming dozing off while reading, but you dozing off as soon as you read.

94. Someone carved it on the desk: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Someone replied: Every time I miss you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

95. Rahsin is a heavy drinker, and the doctor advised him to practice yoga and give up drinking. The doctor saw his wife and asked how her husband was. "Doctor, that's terrible. Now he can drink backwards. "

96. Dad wanted to travel, and his wife bought him an anti-theft device. It is safe to take money with you on the road. The old man had never heard of this device and complained, "Who would steal my bad old man?"

Boss: Remember, the customer is always right. Employee: Really? Boss: Of course. Employee: Yesterday, a customer said that the person who opened a shop here was * * *. Boss: Why are you late today? Clerk: Because you announced yesterday that you can only read newspapers at home.

98. The boss took the dog for a walk, and the wage earners asked: Does the boss bite? The boss said: bite. Wage earners: No wonder we are all injured.

99. The boss remembered that he didn't bring his passport at the airport, so he said to the driver, "Go back and see if my passport is in the right drawer." The driver came back an hour later: "The passport is still in the drawer."

100, when old Du Gang got married, he went home every day. His wife brought him slippers, and the dog always barked at him. Now it's a puppy delivering shoes to Mr. Du, and his wife barks at him.

10 1. Old woman: You want to hire a heroine, I'll apply. Director: But you are late. Old woman: I came as soon as I saw the advertisement. Why am I late? Director: You are 20 years late.

102, the tiger was bitten by a bug. The tiger looks down, but can't find it. At this time, a ladybug climbed up, and the tiger went up and held it down: I don't know you in Tang suit?

103, the tiger is chasing a crab, chasing after it, but not chasing it. Looking back, I saw a spider. The tiger said, do you think I can't recognize you on the Internet? Hit it!

104, Lao Li is a heavy drinker, and his wife said angrily: If you drink any more, you will get divorced! Lao Li hasn't drunk for two days. On the third day, the wife saw her husband in a daze in the house and asked why. Lao Li said, let's get a divorce!

105, the old couple strolled in the street with their grandchildren and met a middle-aged woman head on: how cute and how old? The old lady answered first: two months and sixty-five.

106, Lao Mi complained to his wife: Modern people are horribly sensitive. Whatever you say, they all think you are talking about them! The wife narrowed her eyes and said warily, you don't mean me, do you?

107 grandma took a big bag of supplements to visit a soldier's grandson and found the monitor. Grandma asked: Is XX there? The monitor said: XX said that his grandmother died and asked for leave yesterday.

108, wife: "Is the shredded pork delicious?" Husband: "Not bad." Wife: "Where's the fish?" Husband: "Just so-so." Wife: "Can't you say a good word?" Husband: "It's so hot!"

109, Wife: Remember February, when you said you and Lao Wang went fishing for carp? Husband: Of course I remember. Wife: A carp called just now and said that you have become a father.

Wife: If I cut this hairstyle, will it be ugly? Husband: No! Wife: Really? Husband: Yes! Your ugliness has nothing to do with your hairstyle.

1 1 1. Similarity between a wife and a computer: the communication language between computers is completely incomprehensible to us. The similarity between a wife and a computer: the error prompt means that you don't know why I am angry, so I won't tell you why!

1 12, the night sky is beautiful and inaccessible. The moon sends greetings and the stars send blessings. The night scene is beautiful and it is not advisable to stay long. Traffic is heavy, street lamps are being decorated, friends should go home to sleep and get up early tomorrow. Good Night!

1 13, the stars in the sky are twinkling, the moon is jumping in thoughts, and there is a sleepless night when I miss you. Good night, dear, if you want me in your dream, good or bad, at least you can prove that you have me in your heart!

1 14, the darkness at night will relieve your fatigue of the day. The stars in the sky will play a lullaby for you, and the beautiful moon will sneak into your dreams and decorate your world. I also send sincere wishes, have a good sleep and croak energetically. Good Night!

1 15, I love, miss, love and spoil you in my heart! I kiss you, hug you, caress you and protect you in my dream! Acacia day and night! Year after year! Acacia lasts forever! Have a wonderful full moon!

1 16. Missing is silent and pervades your heart. Do you feel lonely and uneasy in the dead of night? Then send you a good dream. I hope you can return to your daughter-in-law's house in your dream!

1 17. Information is like a soft melody. May it sleep with you. Information is like a wonderful serenade. May your dreams be full of beautiful surprises. Information is like I'm with you, gently blessing you, good night!

1 18, I just talked to the moon and asked it to shine you to sleep; I sent an email to the star, asking it to decorate the night sky with your dreams. They agreed. Good night and sweet dreams!

1 19, it's dark, the wind has stopped, the stars are beautiful, and the night is heavy. I lie in bed, listening to songs, thinking about you, and can't sleep because I forgot to say good night to you!

120, yawning again and again, Duke Zhou is waving; Lower the upper eyelid to the lower eyelid and ogle; After sleeping again and again, it's time to sleep; Wash and have a good sleep; Sweet dreams! Good Night!

12 1. The first wind that slams the door in the morning is my loyal greeting to you; The stars that don't fall at night are my good night wishes to you!

122, honey, don't keep me waiting for him for a long time. I'll wait for you at grandma moon's. Come to me as soon as you fall asleep. I love you, hehe!

123, I have you in my dreams every night. I think I must have walked into your dream. May we weave our thoughts under the same starry sky. Good night, have a good dream tonight!

124, the night is beautiful because of the stars, life is beautiful because of meeting, friends are affectionate because of helping each other, lovers love each other because of knowing each other, people who love you want to love you more, and people you love know you better. Have a good dream tonight!

125, Sleep: You will have a dream that I am dressed as a ghost and dressed in white. You can't see my feet, but you can only see the red on my white dress. I looked at you straight and said, "Watch your mouth when you feed me wine next time?"

126, Dear mobile users: You have successfully customized the midnight wake-up pee service, and we will disturb you from time to time at midnight every day until you get up. Please reply to cancel the business: I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up, I don't pee!

127, I am lonely at night, especially when I miss you, knowing that you are tired and don't want to quarrel with you. Even if I miss you so much, I really want to hear your voice and see you, I still have to face this loneliness without you!

128, Sleep: You will have a dream that I am dressed as a ghost and dressed in white. You can't see my feet, but you can only see the red on my white dress. I looked at you straight and said, "Watch your mouth when you feed me wine next time."

129, when you see my message, every word is your good mood. When you turn off your cell phone, your fingertips are warm with my blessing. When you fall asleep leisurely, fragrance and sweetness are my dreams for you. Good night and good luck, my friend!

130, I would like to turn into a wisp of breeze, cross the Qian Shan waters, come to your window and gently surround you. Did you hear the sound of a meteor streaking across the sky? No matter how far it is, there is always someone with me. Good night, dear! Have a good dream tonight!

13 1. At night, the stars are my eyes staring at you. That bright moon is the way I miss you. The evening breeze blows gently, bringing my greetings: It's late at night, have a good dream!

132, did you see the moon bend over? That's what I bent down to watch. Do you see the stars shining? That was me winking at you. Did you hear the telephone ring? This is my greeting. Good night, dear!

133, the stars in the sky are twinkling, the moon is jumping with thoughts, and it is another sleepless night. I was thinking about you. Good night, dear, if you have me in your dream, good or bad, at least you can prove that you have me in your heart!

134, I want to cry, tears fall into my heart, because I think of the injustice of loving you. Want to sleep, people are drifting into the dream, because in the dream we are always sweet and dependent!

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