Cute and naughty copywriting

Cute and naughty copy (selected 49 sentences) 1. You shouldn't always be dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself. Ask yourself, how did you know this person blindly in the first place? 2. When I was a child, I thought that life was: all the best, more than a year. When I grow up, I find that life is: everything happens unexpectedly, and there is more than one year, and there is less than one year. If you like a girl, you should study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you have to pay more. As long as you work very hard, one day you will find that you can never close the gap with the rich. My girlfriend broke a bowl while washing dishes and complained that I said, "It's all your fault!" " I said, "You broke it. Why do you blame me? " She said, "well, if you wash this, won't I break it?" 6. selfies are ok, but not too much. Otherwise, others will not only think you are ugly, but also think you are hypocritical when they see real people! 7. The husband scolded: Where are the vegetables you cooked? Waxy yellow. The wife immediately replied: you come home so late every day, of course, you don't know that they were young on my spatula. 8. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam. 9. If you try your best, you might as well do it casually as others. So, give up and stop embarrassing yourself. 10. Please cherish those who are kind to you, or you won't know when you will meet another blind person if you miss it. 1 1. A man accosted a girl on the bus: "You look exactly like my ex-girlfriend." The woman bowed her head in shame and asked, "Then why did you break up with her?" Man: "I think she is ugly." 12. Women usually live longer than men. In the final analysis, there is only one reason: women do not need to live with women! 13. Early risers are trapped by money; People who sleep late are trapped by love. You want both of them. 14. I passed the exam again and again, but I failed today. The coach finally shouted at me impatiently, "Are you afraid that you can't afford a car after the exam?" . I have nothing to say. 15. I went to work because I had no money, but why did I get paid at work and still have no money? I don't understand which link is wrong. Is there a middleman to make the difference? 16. Who said that "if you don't forget, you will have the aftermath"? The person you like never talks to me and wants to get rich overnight, which has never come true. 17. There is always one for you: ugly but introverted, poor family and return to idolization. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Obesity eats too much, and being single is always melodramatic. 18. There is a classmate named Yang and Sunshine. I thought there were many new words, so I asked him: Why don't you call him Sunshine? How nice! He is angry: my father's name is sunshine! 19. Just passing by the park, I happened to see two little boys playing hide and seek. After catching the number of people, I opened my eyes, took out my mobile phone, dialed the phone, and then found another one along the bell. 20. When I was five years old, my goal was Ferrari. When I was 20 years old, my goal was Audi A6. When I was 25 years old, my goal was Geely Panda. The goal now is to get on the bus, have a place to sit and listen to music. 2 1. The boy and the girl were sitting together, and the girl fell asleep at the window. The boy kissed the girl's face and the girl woke up. What a beautiful picture, if they know each other 22. When I was a child, I vowed to study hard, get into a good school in the future, and give my parents and myself a face. Later, my study was a mess, and there was something wrong with going to a good school. Only pulling a long face works. 23. Your age can't pass Children's Day, but your IQ can. Your weight can't pass Children's Day, but your height can. 24. If you have money and face, you are called a male god; If you have money and lose face, you are called a husband; A face without money is called a blue face. As for those who have no money and no face, I'm sorry you are a good person. What a painful understanding! 25. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision. 26. Girls delete their ex's contact information in order to break away from the past and start a new life. Boys delete ex-girlfriends, there is no need to ask, it must be forced by the incumbent. 27. Being ugly is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives. 28. If a friend who chats well with you online suddenly ignores you, you should reflect: Are you taking selfies online? 29. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. So beautiful and lovely, are you willing to live up to it and spoil it? 30. Don't let your girlfriend have a blue confidant. If you are blue, you may be green; Don't let your boyfriend have a confidante. If you are red, you may be yellow. 3 1. If you like to play the game well, I can practice; You like to cook good food, I can learn; But you said you liked the ugly ones. What do you want me to do？ There's nothing I can do. I suggest you go to bed early and get up early, don't smoke, don't drink, don't play online games, don't stay up late, drink more tea for health, talk less and think more, and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends. 33. There was a female classmate in college who had a good relationship with me and was a little ambiguous. She went to a big class in heaven. She confessed to me and whispered to me: Be my prince. When I get excited, I answer directly: OK, Mom. 34. Since my parents can play WeChat, I am no longer sentimental, sad, loving and nude. The whole person is full of positive energy. 35. After so many years of marriage, I have never been afraid of my wife, just a little. 36. While others are worried about how to make money, I am worried about how to spend it. How will this hundred dollars be spent until next month? 37. For foodies, I fell in love with you not because of how good you are, but because the sun was just right that day, I didn't have enough to eat, and the smell of sauce elbow floated on you, which deeply attracted me. 38. "Master, something seems to be wrong today. I always feel that there is an invisible force gripping my throat and it is difficult to breathe! " 39. ""Your sweater is on backwards! "40. Stop. Girl, I think your Tang Yin is black. How to do this? Come and try my facial cleanser. Buy it at 20% discount now! 4 1. The goal for the second half of the year: buy 200,000 watches, 2 million cars, 8 million houses, and meet people who are willing to give me 10.2 million. 42. Prove that you are single in one sentence: the back seat of the battery car is full of dirt. 43. Many people ask me what is the secret of quitting smoking. It's actually quite simple. I am too lazy to go downstairs to buy cigarettes, and I am too poor to go downstairs to buy cigarettes. 44. Whenever I can't sleep, I will secretly miss you, your face, your smile, and I will faint if I miss you! 45. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card. So, do you need a card? Send eggs! 46. Gradually, I understand the truth that only those humble small restaurants can eat real delicious food. I can't afford to stay in hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and thoughtful service. Be nice to your husband, after all, his eyes are the best in the world. When I was a child, my mother taught me to use chopsticks. If I can't learn, she will hit me. When I grow up, I teach my mother to use a mobile phone. If she can't learn, she will still hit me. 49. You are as important to me as breakfast tomorrow. Breakfast can fill my stomach and keep me alive, but you ... forget it, I take back what I said before!