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Write Dragon Boat Festival SMS with personification metaphor!

You should throw yourself into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea and your body is as white as zongzi. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

2. TV temporary report: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 14 can get zongzi for free at street stalls. Of course, they should apply burn cream in advance to avoid being spilled by the stall owner's boiling water.

I bought zongzi for you, but I sent you a message. Mickey mouse stole your mobile phone. Dear, let's jump into the river together!

The Dragon Boat Festival is here. Although you are strong, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can you eat more zongzi every day, have a good appetite, eat well and be healthy.

Will you think of me on this day? Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick and bite, and my heart will fly to the outside of the cloud nine! Ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

6. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, and I want to eat zongzi! Tip: Wrap the phone in zongzi leaves and cook it in a pot for 60 minutes. The battery capacity of the mobile phone will double, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi when you call.

7, the annual cold food, I wonder where Qu Yuan's soul is? I wish you a safe and happy Dragon Boat Festival!

8. Pick a bunch of mugwort leaves to ward off evil spirits and hang them at the door. Steam a pot of sweet zongzi on the dining table, make a pot of mellow wine and fill the glass ... Most importantly, bring my blessing and share this wonderful Dragon Boat Festival time with you.