The dirty love story routine of teasing her husband in the middle of the night (14 dirty and disgusting love stories)

1. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

2. "Do you know why I caught a cold?"

"because you caught a cold?"

"No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

3. There are 1 ways to be sweet, including eating sugar, cake and thinking of you 98 times a day.

4. From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.

5. Cloudy days in Karen Mok and rainy days in Stefanie

Sunny days in Jay Chou are not as good as chatting with me

6. Did you ask about the burning smell? That's my heart burning

7. "Why are you hurting me?"

"what did you do?"

"I like you so much!"

8. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous ...

9. "The one in the amusement park, you can ride on it"

"What do you mean by spinning with music?"

"Trojan horse."

"mua"

1. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

11. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like 7% of me

12. "Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?"

13. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily as soon as I see you?

14. The firecrackers rang again in the evening of 3, and I didn't think as much as I thought about you.