The March 8th Festival blessings are humorous and witty

The humorous blessings for Women's Day are as follows:

1. Women should be pretty and dress up when they have nothing to do; women should be happy and free. Lehehe.

2. It takes five minutes to wait for a subway, three hours to watch a movie, one month to wax and wane the moon, one year to go and come spring, and a lifetime to miss someone, but a word of blessing only lasts. It takes a second, Happy Women’s Day.

3. Women’s Day is coming soon, and here is a manual for men: Don’t turn your status into a slave, don’t diversify your functions, don’t turn your propaganda into a demon, and don’t turn your orders into a beast.

4. Women’s Day is here. First, smile, and your happy mood will be even better; second, be beautiful, and happiness will follow you forever; third, be pretty, and dress beautifully and never grow old. I wish the beautiful women around me the best mood today and the happiest days! Happy Women's Day!

5. Men are mountains and women are water. Mountains and water are beautiful. Men are heaven and women are earth. Only when there is heaven and earth can they respond. Men are cattle and women are sheep. May the world be happy. All women are beautiful, happy Women’s Day!

6. Gentle, virtuous, kind and compassionate, and takes care of all household chores for the elderly and children. She is good at washing and cooking, and looks beautiful in makeup and makeup. It’s hard to believe without distinguishing carefully. Wearing brocade and silver is infinitely charming. May you have a happy Women’s Day, a slim waist and willowy eyebrows!

7. The wind in March will make you feel bright. The rain in March will make your happiness last forever. The March sunshine will warm your heart. March blessings, may your life be happy. Happy International Women’s Day!

8. For women, 20 is peach blossoms, bright; 30 is roses, charming; 40 is peonies, grand; 50 is orchids, calm; 60 is cotton, warm. A woman’s life is like a flower, love yourself more, and happy Women’s Day!

9. Your intelligence and virtuousness are recognized as a role model. Your beauty and generosity are always in my heart. Your elegance is so otherworldly. I can only envy you every day. Women’s Day is here, happy holiday!

10. Ding ling ling, cell phone rings, greetings come, blessings are sent. Text messages convey heartfelt messages, and gentleness brings happiness. Soft words convey thoughts of longing. On special days, text messages are even more important. Happy Women’s Day and relax all day long.