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How to make your boyfriend happy

1. I accidentally sent "I love you" to you by mistake. If you accept it, store it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

2. The world is vast. We know each other. We are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away. But if we are not destined to meet each other, it is difficult to hold hands. I hope you can continue our fate with me.

3. I am a violent butcher and a docile pet. As long as I want, I can look like a million people.

4. One day, God said, let there be light. Then there was light. On the last day, God said, get a net. So I got to know you.

5. I am lonely every day because I miss you, I am lonely every night because I miss you, and I am always sad and irritable because you are not around.

6. It is said that boys should not hate fleshy girls, because dogs are the ones who like bones.

7. When a girl in ancient times went on a blind date, she would say that her parents would make the decision if she wanted to. If she didn’t want to, she would say that her daughter wanted to stay with her parents for two more years.

8. I can no longer think about what you want; I no longer have the style to dress; I can no longer have a relationship with anyone; I am no longer popular wherever I go; I can no longer keep up with Lenin when thinking about problems; my heart No matter what, I stopped secretly.

9. With you in this life, I hope that my love will last forever, my two hearts will never forget, and I will be with you for three lifetimes, no matter how old the world is, my love will last forever, and my love will last forever. I will watch for you crazily and accompany you silently in this life.

10. For those who don’t like me, you can’t change my lifestyle, but you can gouge your own eyes.

11. I accidentally sent "I love you" to you by mistake. If you accept it, store it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

12. My heart is full of love for you, but I don’t say a word. If you know it, you know it. If you don’t know, forget it. The love in my mouth is not one thousandth of the love in my heart.