Please your wife with sweet words.

1, before marriage, you drink coke, I drink milk, I eat radish, you eat cabbage, you like shopping, I am willing to go shopping; Drink cola and eat cabbage after marriage, and accompany you to the mall several times a day; Change for you, love me and love me! 2. Wife ... I'm really stupid. You are angry, and I don't know how to cheer you up. But you are really the most beautiful woman in my heart, with the gentlest temper, the best food, the brightest mop, the cleanest clothes and the best housekeeper. I am really lucky to marry you! 3. Robber: "Don't move, money belongs to the country, and life is your own!" " Everyone lay silent. Little robber: "Boss, let's count how much we robbed." 4, the world, love, Lu Yu, heart connected, feelings with you, brave, persistent, love unchanged, more care, single-minded, unswerving, is you, destiny takes a hand, a happy marriage, and strive for happiness. Less words, no less reason, mental memory, and love. 5. I miss you at work and am full of enthusiasm; I miss you at rest, gentle and sweet; I miss you when I succeed, full of enthusiasm; Miss you when you are frustrated and increase your motivation. Honey, I miss you! 6. Take care of you all your life and treat you well all your life. Can I have this chance? "You must be really good to her. Don't be a giant of words and a dwarf of action. Wish you success! 7, love is like a wire, you are the metal core, I am the insulation layer, without me, your tender feelings like fire will definitely electrocute a group of handsome guys, all of whom are cerebral thrombosis and shivering. Just to be on the safe side, let me hold you for life. 8. Sincere feelings are silent, deep love is sweet, loving a person is happy, thinking of a person is warm, and holding her (his) hand is happy. Will you hold my hand this Valentine's Day? 9. I am a satellite that always revolves around you. My life will always run on your track, not only rejected by you, but also attracted by you! Dear, this is the eternal beautiful and unchangeable connection between us! 10, I miss you once every heartbeat until my life stops and my heart stops beating! I love you! You are my heart, you are my liver and you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach, you are my lungs, and you are the red rose in my heart! When the color of the city has faded and the roses have turned to dust, my heart can't hide even at night. You make me homesick! 1 1, "You are an incompetent friend", "Why don't you change careers and be my boyfriend" 12, "I'm a little depressed" and "What's the matter?" "I haven't seen you for a day" 13, "Do you know what you look like?" "Like what? Attract me like the earth 14, If the night is too hard, I will accompany you upside down day and night 15, I may not be in your past, I hope you are not in my future1,I want two grapefruit \ I want to see you \ 3. "Don't talk to me until you think it over" and "I didn't think it over. I'm thinking about you. " I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, if you look like this, you can get the top three in the beauty pageant at most. Your eyes are really beautiful, but I like them better. I'm the one in them. 6. The moon turns its gear dream, and the biggest star stares at me through your eyes. When I love you, the pine trees in the wind will sing your name with their soft leaves. 7. I love you here. In the dark pine forest, the wind has untied me. The moon is like phosphorescence, shining on the floating water; Day after day, chasing each other. I love you here, and the horizon hides you in vain. I still love you in these cold things. 8. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff. 9. We should be together, otherwise it would be cruel. 10, the way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced? My wife is pregnant. Today, my wife suddenly said to me, "Honey, I haven't been to the toilet for five days. I don't feel well because I am constipated. It feels like your son is in my stomach every day. . . "I ... . . Cupping my husband yesterday, accidentally, a piece of burning alcohol dripped on him and quickly put it out. Then I said shyly, honey, you seem to be getting angry. Husband: Want a light? I think this is the rhythm of cremation! 3. Wife: Alas, husband, the divorce rate is so high now that colleagues around me divorce as soon as they quarrel. You see, we have been married for so many years and quarreled many times, but you never mentioned it to me. I'm so touched! Husband: Do you take me seriously? You give me 100 yuan pocket money a month. If I leave, can I afford to get married? 4. I saw a video on the Internet about a woman who looks very thin, but can eat dozens of hamburgers in one breath. I forwarded the website of this video to my husband. In the evening, I asked my husband, "Did you watch the video? This woman can eat too much. I'm worried about her husband. It is not easy to raise her! " The husband said, "Don't worry. I think you have a big appetite and live the same life. " I stare big eyes and say, "I can't eat that much. There's nothing like it. "My husband gave me a look and said slowly," There is really no comparability. People can make money by shooting this kind of video, but it's a waste of money if you eat it. "5. Wife: Husband, I am so stupid. What do you see in me? Husband: I have a billion dollars in the Swiss bank. Can you believe it? Wife: Me. . . Letter. Husband: This is what I like about you. Wife: What do you mean? Husband: I have no idea. I have big breasts and no brains, okay?