Lover humorous joke short message

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If there is a joke, let's laugh together. This is sharing happiness. Perhaps happiness is as simple as that. Next, I will bring you a complete set of humorous jokes and short messages for couples. I hope you will like it.

A lover's humorous joke short message article 1 1, someone showed off his girlfriend's expensive gift on Tanabata. Although everyone was angry and envious, they were helpless.

The man asked again: what gift should I send back to my girlfriend?

A tall man suddenly said, send angry birds.

On the night of Qixi, Cowherd complained that Weaver Girl was an incompetent mother and gave birth to a baby without milk.

The Weaver Girl complained, "Poor child."

Cowherd proudly said, "Fortunately, I have a cow ..."

3. Fahai provoked the White Snake and Jinshan Temple was flooded; Pig Bajie provoked Chang 'e and was sent down to earth. Cowherd angered the queen mother and was separated from her. Don't mess with women, whether it's your weaver girl or your mother-in-law.

4. On the occasion of Tanabata, I sincerely tell you that it is not your fault that there are soldiers staying, and don't be sad that there are guests staying; What about the Buddha left in the battle? The last one is king, but you are not the only one!

5, Tanabata, Cowherd and Weaver Girl tryst. Man: Sister Weaver, my brother misses you very much. Come on, give me a kiss! Woman: Oh, I'm so shy. It's not good for hooligans to see me Man: No, no, hooligans are reading text messages!

6. Every Tanabata night, when you open the window and look at the brightest star in the sky, you should know that this represents that I care about you in the distance. Yes, that's how Altair came!

Lover humorous joke SMS 2 1, female: You have accomplished nothing at this age. Do you know why? M: I don't know. W: Because you have no adventurous spirit. Man: Who said I didn't! Didn't I marry you?

M: I'm fed up with your cursing all day! If this continues, I will get a divorce and find another one! Woman: Just like you, you won't be scolded if you watch it again? M: I will be scolded, but at least I can hear something new. ...

3, ants fall in love with spiders, all day around the net, accidentally fell into the net, ecstatic: "Dear, I am coming!" The spider was so happy that she rushed forward to hug her crazy relatives: "honey, I love you too." I want to eat you in my mouth, put you in my stomach and melt into my blood ... "

4, female: husband! The man was so absorbed in watching TV that he didn't notice his wife's phone call. Woman: Husband, old man! The man turned around: old woman, what can I do? After saying his word, a powder fist came to my face.

The husband said to his wife: Last Valentine's Day, I sent you flowers, but you said it was too wasteful and uneconomical. This Valentine's Day, I accompanied you to a fashion shop, and my wife smiled and nodded. Husband went on to say: Go for a walk and lose weight!

2. W: As long as you don't drink, I promise you anything. M: ok, I won't drink it. W: Very good. What do you want to promise? Man: Let me drink, wife!

3. "Husband, do you have any unpleasant experiences that are hard to overcome so far?" "yes." "This book says that the best way to overcome it is to experience it and then face it." "Then when shall we go on our honeymoon again?"

4. On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend said: I want to give you a most precious gift that I have treasured for more than 20 years! My girlfriend's happy guess, I don't know if it's an emerald necklace or a diamond ring. I only heard my boyfriend solemnly say: I want to give you my first kiss!

5. "Hello, who is washing clothes and cleaning at home?" "My wife." "What about buying food and cooking?" "My wife." "Then what are you in charge of?" "I am responsible for telling you that she did it."

Couple humorous jokes SMS 4. Every day is Valentine's Day. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love. Happy Valentine's Day!

Some people care about you, some protect you, some care about you, some want you to be happy, and some miss you all night. He is the one who texted you. He wants to wish you a happy Valentine's Day, always happy! Some things will not reappear if they are missed, some people will not see each other again if they are missed, and some words will not continue if they are missed. Don't miss the romance with your lover today! Happy Valentine's Day!

There is a kind of rose called love, tenderness is its leaves, care is its branches, true feelings are its petals, and romance is its thorns. This flower blooms in my heart and is dedicated only to you. February 14 Valentine's Day, please sign my love rose! Happy holidays!

There is a world close at hand, an acre of mulberry field is called the sea, a bunch of love is called till death do us part, and a kind of missing is called unforgettable. I would like to protect the mulberry field, spread the fruits of missing in your world, and look forward to the blooming of love roses.

Some friends, strange and far away, still miss; Some stories, with regret and pain, are still moving; There is a kind of love, struggling and sad, but still warm-on Valentine's Day, I wish you all happiness!

There is a kind of love that never leaves when it comes. There is a kind of love, if you get it, you will never lose it. There is a kind of flower, which will never fade when it blooms. There is a festival that only belongs to people who love each other. Happy Valentine's Day! There is a kind of happiness to accompany me, a kind of sweetness to bless me, a kind of happiness to support me, and a person who cares about you, dear friend, because I am as beautiful as Valentine's Day without a lover, and happy holidays.

There is such a person to take care of you and tolerate you. As long as you hug her, she is called a wife. There is such a person who protects you and dotes on you. As long as you laugh, he calls her husband. Cherish the people around you and have a happy Valentine's Day!

Fish said: I keep my eyes open all day because I don't want you to leave all the time! Water said: I flow all day because I want to hug you all the time! I said: I often send you short messages to let you know that I have not forgotten you.

Flying with the wind is the happiness of snowflakes; Being close to flowers is the joy of green leaves; Accompanied by clouds is the long-cherished wish of the sky; Choosing to go with the flow is the choice of swimming fish. February 14 Valentine's Day, I miss happy event with you!

Every day with you is Valentine's Day! Always remember your kindness, your miracle and your croaking. I hope we can be happy together until we are old!

Lover humor joke SMS 5 1, blue sky, blue you, I love you in heaven and earth, I cherish the god-given marriage, you and I love each other forever, I only love you in my life, I love you all my life.

2. You seem to be close at hand and far away. Every time you pass by, your faint face and elegant hair are like a heartstring that touches your heart. I want to tell you that I love you all my life.

3. In one's life, one will eventually experience many misses and passers-by. But there will always be someone who will hold your hand for life. So I still believe in love and believe in the miracle it brings.

4, deep feelings, rainy, 2. 14 send blessings; For happiness, for happiness, the flame of love burns my heart; Feelings wave after wave, hand in hand forever. Valentine's day, dear, happy holidays.

5, a little starlight, a little rain, a little pen, a little love for the comprehensive sea. May these little words make you feel a little throbbing, and may Tanabata be happy and happy!

6. present a rose for your dear baby; We are like liver and lung, really well matched; Don't ask for hype, just get drunk together in the morning and evening; I respect you as an elder and would like to be your bodyguard for life.

7. The warmth you embrace will last a lifetime. Your infatuation and romantic feelings are beautiful and eternal. I was moved by your true love. I love you every day and every year. May our love be as beautiful as love at first sight.

8. When you came, you knocked on my heart; When you left, you locked my heart. From then on, my heart is like a window that can't be closed, and it will cool when the wind blows. Only you can come into my world and soothe my faint sadness.

9. Fish fall in love with water and let them swim happily; Birds fall in love with the sky and let happiness fly; Flowers love the earth and make romance bloom; I love you, let the sweetness last forever; Dear, I love you and want to give you a lifetime of happiness!

10. Today is the seventh day of July, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl will be in the sky. Looking at each other affectionately, the city is homesick. Classic romance, eternal love, may all lovers get married, and the flower of love will bloom forever!

1 1. Make a wish. On this day, azaleas are everywhere. We sat beside the high grain pile. In the beautiful flowers, I put my hand in your palm and give you my heart. Just to give you a romantic Tanabata.

12, you are like a cup of milk coffee, floating outside sweetly, floating on the surface sweetly, being contained inside sourly, and sinking hard, so it is warmly reflected in my eyes. Tanabata is here, and I want to hold you in my hand for the holidays.

13, Romantic Valentine's Day, Happy New Year, sincere wishes for the New Year: the sun will warm you in the cold, the clear spring will moisten your heart in the heat, and you will have peace every year, endless happiness in life, and your heart will still love you!

14, there are always some unforgettable things, there are always some people around, the acquaintance is so wonderful, life is so beautiful, work is important, and friends can't forget it. Sending text messages on Valentine's Day is happiness!

15, give love a face that is not old, and let the loved one stay the same for life; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who has loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

16, I want to hide a room full of thoughts for you, quiet and clear, let it guard you and sneak into your dreams; For you, I want to store a tender ocean, tender and tender, let it accompany you and gently touch your heartstrings! Happy Valentine's Day, China.

17, butterflies love flowers, phoenixes love phoenixes, and weaver girls love cowherd; Love mandarin ducks, fish love the sea, and Shanbo loves Zhu Yingtai; Vines twine trees, trees twine vines, and mermaids become people for love. Valentine's day is coming, I wish all lovers in the world Valentine's Day every day.

18, you are the most beautiful in my heart. Before I met you, I didn't know there was such a person in the world who would make me want to eat and drink. Don't doubt that this is your magic. I love you. Just this sentence. Happy Valentine's Day!

19, miss it forever, don't throw it aside; Be cold and warm, not beautiful and frozen; Three meals a day, not snacks all day; Happy every day, don't worry. Dear, remember to observe these four wants and four no!

20, implicitly send some flowers and plants, lively hand running, really full, enthusiastic singing and dancing, romantic cuddling, put it down in the crazy night, send a timid text message, which is the most beautiful Valentine's Day on Qixi.

2 1, take Valentine's Day as a new starting point, take loving you as the guiding ideology, hold high the great banner of I love you, practice the scientific concept of love, and work hard for the happiness of lovers all over the world!

22. If life is a boat, love is a paddle, if life is paper, love is a pen, if life is a fish, love is water, if life is noodles, love is bean paste, and life love is a natural couple, touching and weaving beautiful poems.

23. The train glided quietly on the tracks. Snow is sleeping in the wilderness, and there is a dream on the pillow. Your face is behind me. The sun is shining, the fantasy is falling with the Sophora japonica, and your moving lips quietly reveal Fang Fei to me at night like roses! Happy Valentine's Day!

24. It takes two people to clap your hands. I want to clap my hands with you. An inch of time is an inch of gold. Hold hands early, catch gold early. A radish and a pit are born with it. One meeting, two acquaintances. It turns out that we were a family 500 years ago. The hole is dug, so jump down quickly.

25, in the sunset, boating with your clear water; In the moonlight, hand in hand with you romantically; In the spring, accompany you to indulge in fun; Life road, willing to work with you to the old; Send my affection in a short message; In the text, it is my love. Valentine's day, dear, I love you all my life and never give up!

26, the sky, because there is sunshine, it is very blue; Because of the spring rain, the earth is green; Because of the wind and wide; Heart is beautiful because of you! This Valentine's Day is more warm and romantic because of your company! Let my Valentine's Day wishes be with you.

27. Flowers bloom in dreams and smiles bloom. A wisp of yearning is tender and lingering, and the years flow, aging your face. Only love is meaningful. By your side, it will accompany you from birth to death. Pick a small flower and a fallen leaf, let love dance and spread. Valentine's day, hold you in the palm of your hand and take good care of your life!

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