What are the witticisms?

1. Bajie, don’t think that you are a night pig standing under the street lamp.

2. Whenever I miss a girl, I will put a brick on the mountain, so, This world has the Great Wall.

3. When the results of the college entrance examination came out, the teacher took a deep breath and said to me: Actually, not passing the exam is a blessing to you and the university.

4. Please don't ask him to use his brain - the left brain is full of water, the right brain is full of flour. If he doesn't move, it's all paste.

5. Lao Tzu can help you solve problems that Confucius couldn’t solve.

6. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

7. I lost my footing and became a big cripple. When I looked back, I slipped again.

8. I don’t like tidying up the room. They all call me the messy room hero. —1. One day your name will appear in my family’s household registration book!

2. Think about the salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

3. After living for more than 20 years, I have been unable to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about this, I feel heartbroken.

4. I fought against fat and almost lost my life

5. Life is about being born and living~~

6. No matter how ugly you are, To talk about love, talk about the world being full of love.

7. The boat hit the bridge and sank naturally~~

8. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock~~

9. I followed Jesus prayed for a solid and stable life. He thought for a while and said, let’s talk about world peace first...

10. If you love me, say it loudly! If you hate me, just hide it in your heart all your life. Keep it in mind!

11. Do all the bad things you can do while you are young, there are only a few years left.

12. I planted a bunch of girlfriends in the spring, but now that autumn is here, no harvest~~

13. You once told me that you would love me forever. Me, I understand love, but what is it forever?

14. Seven-year-old boys are the most terrifying creatures on earth. They have curiosity, mobility, destructive power and "minors" Protection Law"

15. The most valuable thing is that people keep their word - I won't pay back the money if I say it!

16. Summer is not good, and when you are poor, even the northwest There's no wind to drink, luckily it's autumn now.

17. Although I believe in eachother, I may not believe in you~~

18. Anything I can’t let go must be because I can’t have it~~

19. Special people never say they are special, such as me.

20. I only know two things in my life: 1. I can’t do this. 2. I can’t do that.

21. If you are not comfortable as an adult, you will not be an adult if you are comfortable~~

22. I know that there is always a banquet in the world. But. At least. I want to have a good time at the banquet!

23. Explanation is to cover up, and cover-up is to tell stories~~

24. People can’t get along with each other just by being polite!

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25. Whenever I am in trouble, I recite the Tibetan Sutra: "Oh mani moo ma coo", which translated into English is: All money go my home!

26. Kindness is what others do When I was hungry, I could eat meat without filling my mouth~~

27. I once wanted to be a troubled boy, but I have lived according to the rules for so many years.