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I sent a short message on Mother's Day. Do I still want to send greetings?

Greetings should be sent. 1, I didn't bless you on Valentine's Day, lest you misunderstand; April Fool's Day didn't bless you, for fear that you would collapse; I didn't bless you on Women's Day for fear that you would be ashamed. I didn't bless you on Mother's Day for fear that you would cry. But I must bless you today: Women's Day, may you be intoxicated!

2, you are an ear, I am a black cat sheriff; You are a little monster, I am Altman; You are white, I am the Monkey King; You are a bitch, and I am Women's Day. Anyway, I support you. Happy March 8th!

3. If I give you some color, you will shine, if I give you some fat, you will get fat, if I give you a rose, you will feel dizzy, if I give you a husband, you will not know the direction. May March 8 be more beautiful!

4, March 8 Women's Day "Men's code of conduct: walking to meet a woman, the cat's waist is good; When you meet a woman by car, buy her a ticket; When you meet a woman at dinner, get up and smile; Sleep with a woman? Not a wife, trying to jump out of bed and run away!

5. On March 8th Women's Day, I wish you the best, worry-free every day, happiness around you, happiness in your heart, family safety and good health. I wish you all the best, a better life, more beautiful and more handsome.

6, you are a gentle wind, blowing ripples of happiness; You are a bouquet of fragrant flowers, bringing the sweetness of love; You are a colored pen, which draws the beauty of the family. Today is March 8, my wife. My life will not be beautiful without you. Thank you very much

7. March 8th is coming. On behalf of all male compatriots, I would like to extend my holiday congratulations to the beautiful women who have been fighting for a long time in fitting rooms, brand stores, department stores, cafes, dance halls and scenic spots.