Funny New Year greetings for 2022: A collection of the most humorous and hilarious New Year greetings

1. Don’t say I’m ruthless. Anyway, I sent a ten-cent text message. I didn’t hesitate to waste the battery power and risk my life by electromagnetic wave radiation. I didn’t consider the consequences just to give it to you. Happy New Year! Happy New Year!

2. I wish you a happy New Year. Good things will chase you, your supervisor will pay attention to you, illness will avoid you, cars will give way to you, airplanes will avoid you, and your lover will love you deeply. Pain will stay away from you, happiness will follow you, and everything will go with you!

3. Don’t move! Raise your hands, those you know stand on the left, those you don’t know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Talking about you! Put down your phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen to me carefully: I wish you a happy new year. I have not met you on New Year’s Day and New Year’s Eve, you have not made an appointment for late-night supper and morning tea, and you have not been with me before and after holidays. We are not destined to meet and reunite for the time being, but our thoughts and dreams are endless.

4. There will be surprises after reading it in one breath: I wish you five blessings, six or six fortunes, a colorful life, majesty on all sides, concentricity, perfection, hundred years of happiness, thousands of miles, and endless destiny. Happy New Year from Jiafei. I send you a carefully prepared New Year gift! Wrapped with colorful moods, loaded with colorful blessings, wrapped with sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, and delivered with auspicious snowflakes.

5. The imperial edict arrives: By God’s blessing, the emperor summons: Since you owed me thirty cents during the New Year last year and have not paid it yet, you will be punished by not being allowed to poop for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper with you when you poop. It’s only three feet, until I suffocate it to death! Here, get the paper!

6. There is something I have never dared to say to you, but if I don’t say it in the New Year, I will have no chance: You are really annoying—— People like it, and you will never get tired of it! Finally, I would like to add another sentence - Happy New Year!

7. During the Spring Festival, you will have a strong wind of money, a rain of money, and a hail of gold. Silver hail, diamond ice, emerald trees, pearl frost, and agate fruits, be careful not to get smashed! Happy Chinese New Year!

8. On New Year’s Eve, there is constant cheer; it’s inconvenient to bother with phone calls. ;SMS greetings for the New Year fulfilled my wish; I wish your whole family good health, a happy life, and more money in the coming year; I wish you an early New Year's greeting to avoid busy lines!

9. If you are alone now, I wish you a Happy New Year; If it’s two people, happy New Year; if it’s a group, please tell me where you are.

10. If being rich is also a mistake, I wish you make the same mistake again and again! Happy New Year!

11. One pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck will always follow you; Three kilograms of apples and four kilograms of pears, good luck will never be separated from you; five kilograms of oranges and six kilograms of bananas, wealth will roll into your pocket; seven kilograms of grapes and eight kilograms of oranges, may all your wishes come true; nine kilograms of mangoes and ten kilograms of melons, may you May happiness bloom in the Year of the Rabbit.

12. Solemn statement: This text message has never been forwarded or seen. The packaging is simple and sincere. It is original and genuine. Any reproduction must be investigated. Any similarity is purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Rabbit!

13. I want to call you so much, I want to hear your nonsense, but unfortunately you are overpaid. Fortunately, I can receive text messages. Send a heart-warming text message to a fool, hoping it won't blow him up, let alone commit heroic suicide.

14. Turn the sand of the Sahara into wealth, the water of the Pacific Ocean into blessings, and the peaks of the Himalayas into longevity. Send them as New Year gifts. I wish you wealth, blessings, and good health in the new year!

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15. The cutest text message this year: Those who receive it will never be fired, those who read it will become successful, those who save it will have a sweet love, those who delete it will have good luck, and those who forward it will have a huge salary. Up!

16. I express my sincerity to you with the warmth of boiled mutton, the warmth of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of sweet-sour pork, the breadth of pulling slivers, and the breadth of dough bread. Blessings, I wish you happiness and joy in the new year!