Interesting greeting joke

1. I remember when we were at school, everyone called you "pig monster". You scream too many times and you feel unbearable. Finally, one day, when your classmates called you a nickname again, you broke out: I am not a pig monster! Hehe, Happy New Year!

2. This investment, that consumption, this money, that money, earned slowly and spent quickly. Quick ideas, all kinds of ways to make money, all kinds of ways to save money. I wish you unlimited money! Hehe, Happy New Year!

The instructor is a cat, I am a mouse, and I want to stand upright like a tree. The buddies next to me don't admit defeat. They must stand up, kick and knock out their teeth. I hope the students will train well, cultivate their endurance and live in harmony with the instructors. Hehe, Happy New Year!

One day, Sanqiu was busy with his work, but his salary didn't increase at the end of the month. He spends money too quickly and is in a panic. Money should be properly controlled. You know it's hard to make money, and you can learn to save money by spending moderately. May you be brilliant: rich, rich and well paid. Hehe, Happy New Year!

5. Exercise slimming doctor: "The only way to get rid of excess fat is to exercise → exercise as much as possible." A: "Nonsense! My wife keeps talking every day, but her underground bar has always been two floors. " Hehe, Happy New Year!

6. In the kindergarten, a little boy is building blocks, which is always unsuccessful. A little girl next to him said kindly, "I'll help you." After listening to this, the little boy turned his head disdainfully and said,' Go ahead, don't mind men's business! Haha, happy new year!

7. A man and a woman are talking on the phone. M: Is there any hope for our relationship? Woman: A button on the mobile phone. The man was overjoyed: Really? Woman: No, it's speakerphone. Hehe, Happy New Year!

8. The first frost weather specially gives you three treasures to keep out the cold: warm gloves, which make you handy, warm your vest, make you full of spring, tender your shoes, and make you walk like a fly. I wish you a healthy and happy first frost! Hehe, Happy New Year!

9. My wife likes fruit. Once my wife and I walked home, and she wanted to buy a few pounds of apples to take home. I said not to buy it. There are still a few Jin of oranges at home. The wife replied, "Can oranges taste like apples?" Hehe, Happy New Year!

10. The instructor looked at a student who stood in a loose posture and said,' Standing in a military posture is the soul of a soldier.' The student asked,' Teacher, am I standing without a soul?' The coach said, "You stand like a corpse". This is dedicated to the freshmen who stand in the front line of military posture,' Happy military training!' Hehe, Happy New Year!

1 1. When I was a child, I dreamed of walking into the hall of happiness hand in hand with the prince. When I grew up, I found that besides Pig Bajie, I was still Pig Bajie. O(∩_∩)O Haha ~ Let it be! Hehe, Happy New Year!

12. One-year-old mouth drops, two-year-old clothes don't wear pants, three-year-old nose runs into his mouth, and four-year-old night dreams. This person is young and worthless, and his IQ is low when he grows up. What he knows is that you should stick to the end and admire, admire! :) Hehe, happy New Year!

13. I have never worried about money. Once I ran out of money, I panicked. My hands are sore when I earn money. When I spend money, I feel distressed. I realize that it is not easy to make money. I wish you happiness and don't worry about making money! Hehe, Happy New Year!

14. The process of making money is hard, and the process of spending money is happy. I regret it when I spend it, and I am anxious to earn it back. If you want to make money, smile, because a smile is worth a thousand dollars. The more you smile, the more you earn! I wish you happiness and progress every day! Hehe, Happy New Year!

15. making money is average. Do it yourself, don't fool around, you won't run away if you get it. It's not that we don't insist on generosity, moderate control and publicity. I wish you a broad mind and make a lot of money! Hehe, Happy New Year!

16. A child secretly climbed a fruit tree and picked an apple. The master saw it and shouted, what are you doing, little fellow? The child took the apple and said, an apple fell, and I want to climb up and hang it. Hehe, Happy New Year!

17. In order to spend money, you fell in love with making money. Because it is difficult to make money, I dare not spend money. My friend, I know your difficulties. I come to wish my friend a prosperous business and a successful career. Congratulations on getting rich! Hehe, Happy New Year!

18. The physics teacher talked about the principle of electricity: "Friction can generate electricity. For example, as long as you touch the cat's hair backwards, you can see the electric spark. " "God," cried a little girl, "how many cats must be kept in that power station!" Hehe, Happy New Year!

19. In the office, Aju was sitting there smoking and was seen by the leader. The leader said angrily, doesn't the company have rules? Smoking is not allowed at work. Ju: That's why I didn't have a job when I smoked! Hehe, Happy New Year!

20. A Ju stood in front of the shredder, at a loss. Ask the secretary: How to use this thing? Secretary: Simple. He took a thick stack of reports from his hand and stuffed them into the shredder. A Ju: Thank you, so where did the copy come from? Hehe, Happy New Year!

2 1. Have enough to eat and drink. It's time for bed. Don't snore, it will affect the quality of sleep. There will be a line of people waiting to snap up your fresh pork tomorrow morning! Hehe, Happy New Year!

22. Impulse is the devil, and the devil is also romantic. The tortoise is right to see mung beans. The tortoise is determined to eat them. If you are not full, you will have troubles, and if you are full, you will have countless troubles. You left quietly, so you didn't come. Hehe, Happy New Year!

23. The photographer asked Dumbo how many seconds he had prepared. Dumbo obviously stretched out three fingers. Why did the photographer press the shutter immediately? Because idiots are sticking out: middle finger, ring finger and little finger, which also means OK! Hehe, Happy New Year!

24. When I miss you, I dare not call you for fear of hearing your voice; Sadly, I always miss you, but I can't always stop calling. So, I excitedly picked up my mobile phone and dialed the phone for you. Hello? Why not you? Dizzy! It turns out that my mobile phone is in arrears! Hehe, Happy New Year!

25. You said that you bought a lottery ticket and didn't win 5 million; Find a person and never meet a fairy; Go to work and always work overtime. I'll teach you a wonderful way of luck, keep it a secret, but you can't tell others, and that's-stepping on shit. Hehe, Happy New Year!

26. Worry has been fired, sorrow has been knocked down, unhappiness has fled, failure has been cancelled, success is noisy, happiness is laughing, wishful thinking is shrouded, good luck is shining, blessings are around, and happiness is reported! Hehe, Happy New Year!